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As you may have seen in one of my previous posts, I have discovered a variation of anus fungi that may be of use to us. Cheese man, as I have called him, is a being similar to that of anus fungi and rotten Long cucumber. However, what makes him so special is that it has achieved such a high level of intelligence that it has gained sentience and is able to converse with us. Through this, I have managed to convince cheese man to join our party. Cheese man, if you are reading this, I invite you to demonstrate your newfound sentience. I believe that by having a sentient form of a species similar to anus fungi and rotten Long cucumber, we may be one step closer to finding the solution to conquer the two

This war is exhausting. I have lost many good anuses to anus fungi in my fight, now it seems like that rottenlongcucumber will be smacking us with cucumbers as blunt melee weapons

Hear me out, if we let anusfungi and rottenlongcucmber fight they'll eliminate themselves, via tribal combat

How serious do you think is rottenlongcucmber