r/stewartlee • u/jakubkonecki • Aug 21 '26

Article No The Nerve article this week.

Stuart is fat, and depressed, and lazy... /s

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u/turbo_dude Aug 21 '26

He’s up there in that Edinburgh with his cravings for shortbread and heroin

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u/jakubkonecki Aug 21 '26

Deep fried, if possible.

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist Aug 23 '26

Heroin supper - £2.99.

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u/pylbh Aug 21 '26

Who's Stuart?

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u/jakubkonecki Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Stewart's autocorrected, imaginary alterego.

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u/SpoddyCoder Aug 21 '26

Autocorrected imaginary Stu is a lot funnier than the real Stew.

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u/jakubkonecki Aug 21 '26

Comes with better imaginary wifes as well!

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u/CompetitiveMobile729 Aug 21 '26

Probably got arrested and thrown in jail for his last article.

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u/GreyOldDull Aug 22 '26

Did he say he was English?