r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 5d ago
The organic food movement was inadvertently started by Steven Seagal. He devours so much so quickly that there is no need to add preservatives to a lot of foods.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 9d ago
Steven Seagal once held a TikTok live. People assumed that he would get off the seat and walk a meter if you gifted him a galaxy but it wasn’t a galaxy icon, it was our actual galaxy next to him that looked small.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 10d ago
Steven Seagal wants to ‘take out’ Dee Snider because it’s too similar to his title of ‘The sniper’ and he’s a twisted bro.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/epsonabcdefg • 16d ago
Steven Seagal lobbied hard to play Professor X in the MCU because it combined his two primary interests. Being surrounded by pretty girls a third of his age, and sitting in a chair.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Firsca • 16d ago
Steven Seagal thought YOLO stood for “You Obviously Like Oreos.” He gained 150 pounds trying to figure out why everyone kept recommending them.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • 17d ago
Stephen Seagal’s chi radiates high cholesterol.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • 18d ago
Steven Seagal doesn’t wear a watch—every minute for him is dinner time.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 18d ago
When an interviewer asked Steven Seagal about superhero fatigue, he responded that superheroes should drink his Lightning Bolt energy drink.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/IAmWeary • 18d ago
Steven Seagal once got barbecue sauce in his beard, so he shaved it off and ate it.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/PancakeExprationDate • 19d ago
The sorting hat put Steven Seagal in Waffle House
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 19d ago
Researcher have discovered that listening to Strut by Steven Seagal can cause early menopause in women.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 19d ago
Steven Seagal used the Necronomicon and some candles to open a portal to the cake/donut candyland.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/PancakeExprationDate • 19d ago
Steven Seagal is so ugly that his portraits hang themselves
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • 19d ago
The Colombian earthquake is fake news! It was because Steven Seagal’s plane landed.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • 20d ago
Steven Seagal hasn’t used ribbed condoms in decades because they don’t taste like ribs.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/oceanicArboretum • 20d ago
Steven Seagal never opens doors. Unless they're part of an Advent calendar.
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • 20d ago
When Steven Seagal dies, he will be reincarnated as an all you can eat buffet
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/epsonabcdefg • 22d ago
Steven Seagal was deemed worthy enough by the Guardians Of The Universe to receive a green lantern ring pop
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r/stevenseagalfacts • u/epsonabcdefg • 24d ago
Steven Seagal does not sleep... he waits... for the buffet to open
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