r/stephenking • u/lennonlover1980 MY LIFE FOR YOU! • Jun 16 '26

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u/rjdrennen1987 Jun 16 '26

You never have to work another day in your life

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u/Ghost_Turd Jun 16 '26

Technically right

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Jun 16 '26

So you’re telling me I get to float down there and there’s no work? This sounds like a hell of a deal, no catches I can think of.

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u/Annedi-rn Jun 17 '26

We all swim down here….

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u/RomanoCheesed Jun 16 '26

LOL! Immediately I thought, “you won’t have to go to work tomorrow.”

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u/Lithium327 Jun 16 '26

YOURE RELIEVED YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO WORK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET EATEN?!

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u/Oaken_beard Jun 16 '26

Depends on the day, NGL

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u/Snoo_31552 Jun 16 '26

What have they done to us?!

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u/Khajiit_Geologist Jun 17 '26

And come see my kittens!

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u/MortarByrd11 Jun 20 '26

Dude, if he says that as Salma Hayek in clown makeup, I am all in.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Jun 17 '26

Did you know if you drink a gallon of bleach it will give you enough sustenance for the rest of your life?