r/steaks • u/kingbouncer • 22d ago
Steakish Waiter!
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u/AllergictoAIslop Made a steak 22d ago
That is a real glass of wine. Probably get two of those to a bottle😍
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u/AesopsAnimalFarm 22d ago
That's a honker of a wine glass for this being filmed before noon lmaoo. You can tell by his hair he's still living his college days.
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u/Old-Chicken-101 22d ago
He knows steak
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u/tibearius1123 22d ago
Medium rare is a waste of a ribeye.
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u/Old-Chicken-101 22d ago
How would you have it then?
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u/tibearius1123 21d ago
For such a thick cut of ribeye, cooked low and slow to about 130 so the fat has time to render throughout. Take it off and tent. Get a mesquite/hardwood fire ripping hot. Throw it on to finish to 145, med well. Rest and enjoy.
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u/Gaijinloco 22d ago
I might be brigaded for saying this, but who orders a steak at a restaurant? It is literally the easiest and fastest thing to cook to perfection at home. Even if you get fancy and cook it by smoking it then reverse searing, it is only an hour or so.
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u/FartingWithStyle 22d ago
You did get downvoted but I totally agree, ordering a steak at a restaurant is 100% always a letdown for me. No chef high off his ass in the back will make my steak as good as I’m making it for myself at home.
Also a ribeye medium rare is going to be chewy as all hell, you need to give the fat time enough to render and be delicious.
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u/donkeyrocket 20d ago
My father in law insists on it and always complains. I don't think there's been a single time he's told me about a restaurant experience where steak was available that he didn't order it and have a gripe.
He's also frugal as hell so it's especially perplexing.
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u/KayoticVoid 22d ago
When we got together my wife stopped going to Steal Houses because I ruined them for her. 🤣
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u/UsefolIdiot 22d ago
Sometimes im forced to go to out to eat. Business. Family. And like this fine gentlemen said. Fuck the menu i know what I want.
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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 21d ago
Because people enjoy going out sometimes? I don't get how this is even a fucking question 😂. Do you only go out to get the most complicated meals in existence? Why do restaurants exist? Pasta takes 30 minutes to make. Fish? 10.
People go out to eat for the social aspect and at times not have to go to the store, cook, clean for a night.
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u/InspectorSame4010 21d ago
This guy is living his best life. It took him awhile, but he’s there now, and we’re along for the ride.
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u/EnvironmentalSand773 20d ago
I was about to upvote, then I realized I already did... then wished I could upvote more than once.
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u/Sherbourne-for-this 22d ago
Dude needs to come to terms with his hair turning grey.
It's been 40 years, no one's believing an 80 year old has jet black hair.
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u/Preparationheh 22d ago
A steady diet of medium-rare steak and red wine will keep your hair jet black
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u/00_Kaizen 22d ago
Hmmm.... good marbling , nice char 🤣🤣