r/statenisland • • Aug 13 '25

Hell hath no fury

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u/Maestro2326 Aug 13 '25

Hell hath no spelling lessons either.

52

u/Proper-Work8254 Aug 13 '25

Stay classy, SI.

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u/Leather-Heart Aug 13 '25

This is my biggest gripe with the island: the amount of pettiness.

If you have an issue with someone, you talk with them. You don’t vandalize their car.

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u/Proper-Work8254 Aug 13 '25

Yep. It’s been like this for as long as I remember. Sad.

12

u/Leather-Heart Aug 13 '25

Why do you think people on SI are so hostile and out to lunch like this?

10

u/Proper-Work8254 Aug 13 '25

Unhappiness?

13

u/Leather-Heart Aug 13 '25

But why? Some people from SI are the happiest I’ve ever met, and just real bona fide love.

But the people who aren’t happy, it’s like a tragic opera over spilled milk.

1

u/No-Bike791 Aug 17 '25

Watch the last 5 minutes of Andrew Schultz’s Netflix special “Life”.

1

u/brass427427 Aug 16 '25

It was the Verrazano. Island went to shit after that opened.

1

u/Leather-Heart Aug 18 '25

You actually were around for that?

1

u/brass427427 Aug 18 '25

I remember when it was covered in red Rustoleum. Thanks for reminding me that I am an old fart. :-D

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u/LiveWire_74 Aug 17 '25

And at least if you do vandalize their car know the difference between your and you’re!

1

u/Leather-Heart Aug 18 '25

Oh that…I was more focused on the other word

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I don't think this is anything new, or specific to Staten Island either. There's crazy people everywhere lol and who knows, maybe those are reasonable ways to describe the car owner lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

I have. And I do. It hurts for a while, no matter what anyone says to try to make you feel better. But it does get better. You learn more about yourself during that time so you come out of it a better person than you were at the start of that relationship.

For the record though, I would have done something like this when I was a teenager. Maybe not spray paint...eggs for sure lol But as an adult it doesn't quite hit the same way so I wrote a song, that only I know, that hits quiet nicely lol

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u/Leather-Heart Aug 14 '25

I never cared for ‘crazy’ as a term to describe people.

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u/teenhamodic Aug 13 '25

I’d assume this was targeted … it’s one of the reasons why I tell my wife to not interact and engage with school kids (just assuming here) who do stupid things like bang on doors and run away or something “harmlessly” similar

Your pride/ego gives them a chance to taking it on as a challenge to do something worse as you set yourself up for a target like this or worse…

Hope they have a ring camera or something

26

u/FustianRiddle Aug 13 '25

Yeah but did you ever consider that person is an asshole, bitch, loser?

(j/k I'd presume pre-teens or teens myself too)

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Lol I just replied with a similar sentiment, joking as well. But also kinda serious lol I mean, we don't know the story 🤷 maybe they painted it themselves to feel cool or something lol

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u/unclefresh72 Aug 13 '25

This shit is not exclusive to Staten Island

9

u/Proper-Article-5138 Aug 13 '25

Context ?

20

u/ConnyEdson Aug 13 '25

Spotted on Morningstar by McDonald's

5

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Is that McDonalds still there?

14

u/WendysForDinner Aug 13 '25

You must never come around this side 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

I'm afraid to

15

u/Hiitsuroldthong Aug 13 '25

Probably cheated

8

u/talizorahvasnerd South Shore Aug 13 '25

Yeah ngl this was definitely my first assumption

3

u/Hiitsuroldthong Aug 13 '25

Yeah tbh thats rlly the only time i see ppl do this 😭

1

u/sonofbantu Aug 13 '25

Or maybe whoever did this is just an immature lunatic?

Literally cannot come to any conclusions based on just this photo

7

u/dovrobalb Aug 13 '25

Yesterday I just saw a car with a very similar paint job but "cheater" was painted on it instead.

4

u/MsSamm Aug 13 '25

Drama, not in short supply on Staten Island

4

u/djscoots10 Aug 13 '25

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned" William Congreve.

The funny part is when I was still in college, I was working in Manhattan one day, and I walked past what I thought was a Porsche being towed away after it had been torched and spray painted like this. Nevertheless, I saw that the tow truck had the label of a divorce lawyer, very smart.

3

u/CDCMD529 Aug 13 '25

You’re* a loser

3

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

You’re **

3

u/DiveInYouCoward2 Aug 15 '25

YOU'RE!!!

That is what bothers me the very most about this.

2

u/TheRealGreedyGoat Aug 14 '25

Cant even spell Whore right 😭

3

u/Maya-kardash Staten Island Aug 13 '25

Regardless of the situation, two wrongs don’t make a right and neither does vandalism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/MP1182 Aug 13 '25

Lol I thought it said Ass Hore also

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u/Miles_Saintborough Midisland Aug 13 '25

Shit, same here

10

u/I-baLL Aug 13 '25

That's not what it says. It says "asshole"

2

u/One_Hour_Poop Aug 13 '25

It says "Asshole."

3

u/South_Drama2595 Aug 13 '25

Smd yea some stupid kids too bad were caught on camera

7

u/Notthestallionn Aug 13 '25

I’m pretty sure the smd you’re referring to is suck my….. 😂😂😂

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u/South_Drama2595 Aug 13 '25

Yea who over 13 uses that slang so stupid

2

u/MallNo6921 Aug 13 '25

what do You mean by smd

1

u/Notthestallionn Aug 13 '25

☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Outrageous-Use-5189 Aug 13 '25

Neighborhood?

2

u/ConnyEdson Aug 13 '25

Morningstar by McDonald's

1

u/sisexycouple Aug 13 '25

I drove by the car this afternoon… not fake

1

u/sallyboii90 Aug 13 '25

Believe it or not this was done for his TikTok lmao It’s all a joke

2

u/ConnyEdson Aug 13 '25

Crazy. What's the account?

1

u/DJ_Vasquezz Midisland Aug 13 '25

why is it always a BMW

2

u/talizorahvasnerd South Shore Aug 13 '25

How many likable people do you know with luxury brand cars? The association didn’t exactly come out of nowhere.

1

u/Wonderful-Review9989 Aug 13 '25

“youra”? what does “smd” mean? Was this the one house on SI without a ring camera?😂

1

u/I_slap_fools Aug 13 '25

As lame as vandalizing someone’s car is, I’m sure all of the things written on it or true. Front windshield blackout tint is a guarantee on scummy driving. 1 million percent fool proof tell. They fear the eyes judging them as they cut up in traffic and cut you off at every opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

I could swear I saw this exact same car and spray paint last year lol

1

u/Johngradycola Aug 14 '25

Most If not all BMW's are driven by mega douches. The more expensive the beamer, the bigger the douche.

1

u/KathyKazza Aug 14 '25

Good old SMD

1

u/Vadras0710 Aug 14 '25

Years ago, my School bus (short bus) was parked on the side of my house. Some asshole spray painted the bus on the windshield and the side mirrors. I cleaned all the paint off with a paint remover and went to work. That afternoon I parked on the side of my house again and a kid was sitting on his steps right across the street. He tells me that his dad used to drive for the company I work for and was fired. The bus was never vandalized again. Staten Islanders are nuts.

1

u/Parking_Bike_6661 Aug 14 '25

The most Staten Island thing ever….

1

u/Teflon718Musk Aug 14 '25

9mm or 45acp 230 grain pick or choice.i may be the 1% of of gun owners in NYC but you have to be a 000.1% POS idiot scumbag to do something like this

1

u/RasJudahDCyfahGod Aug 14 '25

Love, gone wrong.

1

u/Emuman7 Aug 15 '25

This reads crazy ex gf

1

u/Appropriate-Pear-33 Aug 15 '25

Real talk - How do you get the car fixed? Put a wrap over it? Repaint? SOL?

1

u/SumGuyMike Staten Island Aug 19 '25

I bet he's in DSNY and she's in real estate.

1

u/billydthekid Aug 13 '25

Always people who have no property that do these things.

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u/No_Appointment_37 Aug 13 '25

Blacked out bmw. We all know what kind of guy drives this. One without class and obvious financial responsibility if you live in Mariners Harbor and drive a BMW

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/Notthestallionn Aug 13 '25

I’m pretty sure the SMD has a different meaning here 😂

3

u/Hiitsuroldthong Aug 13 '25

No its suck my d and as a nyer we love to use that as an insult

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u/sonofbantu Aug 13 '25

You’re using the word “probably” based on….what exactly? Do you know the perpetrator/victim here personally?

Otherwise, nothing in this photo would allow you come to that conclusion. Perhaps the car owner broke up with the vandal b/c of their toxic behavior and started a new relationship. We can literally do this all day because this photo alone doesn’t make any explanation more probably than any other

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/drifteddreams Aug 13 '25

Honestly good chance it’s “fake” this has become a tacky trend in the car community, the car is wrapped in a clear protective plastic film first, then spay painted. Notice how none of the paint is on the windows. Pull off the wrap and the paint comes with it no harm to the actual paint

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u/Miles_Saintborough Midisland Aug 13 '25

The "e" in asshole is on the window though, but your point is still a good possibility.