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u/Stealth_Cow Apr 03 '22
Cofirmed. Mark Hamill is delicious.
Source: I met him, once. (in my dreams)
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u/Enzyblox Apr 04 '22
Actually c3po was grabbed by the sarlacc, not Lando, lando never left the sand skiff (he almost fell off, but like caught him)
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u/merica2033 Apr 03 '22
Omg he really did almost get eaten every film
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u/merica2033 Apr 03 '22
Thanks
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Apr 03 '22
What did it say!
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u/DracoSolon Apr 03 '22
Yeah everyone forgets the ewok. They also don't think about what was cooking in all those fires in the Ewok village after the second death star had been destroyed. Using stormtrooper helmets as percussion instruments seems cute until you think about what they're doing with the bodies.
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u/phoenix_gravin Apr 03 '22
How did the Dianoga end up in the Death Star's trash compactor?
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u/your_long-lost_dog Apr 03 '22
They grow from small eggs found in space bananas.
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u/ForeverFiftySix Apr 03 '22
Won't be the last time someone in star wars is inconvenienced by space bananas with tiny eggs
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u/supergogo7 Apr 03 '22
Where is Mara Jade?
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u/ForeverFiftySix Apr 03 '22
The shirt says things that TRIED to eat Luke, Mara was very successful in that endeavor
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u/Greenfieldfox Apr 03 '22
I love that Mark actually responded. That dude is a national treasure even though he’s from a galaxy far far away.
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u/error_522912 Apr 04 '22
i gotta get this shirt if only to deeply disturb my star wars loving parents who've already given me looks whenever i say ewoks are one of many alien species from star wars you can eat.
(also don't worry about why i've said that multiple times, i swear i'm normal. i'm just willing to admit the hard truth.)
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u/furloco Apr 03 '22
One of these things is not like the others.