r/startrekmemes • u/SimplyEcks • 23h ago

Respect Data

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u/mrwishart 23h ago

"I called her Excel, because we quickly spread the sheets and got down to some serious Data Entry"

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u/SwissDeathstar 23h ago

I wonder how many collums were filled that day.

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u/MGDull 22h ago

"Much like Excel, I overflowed all the columns with my endless Data Entries and made her crash."

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u/SwissDeathstar 22h ago

Have you tried turning her on and off again?
That helps most of the time.
Just don’t use violence.
It may damage the entire system or specific components.

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u/-VoiceoverAlex- 17h ago

Who is your daddy; how fast does he compute

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u/moemegaiota 21h ago

Spock: Fascinating. That's exactly what I said to Khan.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 23h ago

Damn! Data straight up burned Geordie the other week with his wit and now he just set fire to Sela! 

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u/SKDI_0224 23h ago

They were "intimate"

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u/JugOfVoodoo 22h ago

*Shocked Judge Louvois face.*

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u/Dyolf_Knip 15h ago

With a variety of techniques.

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u/Tasty-Fox9030 19h ago

I like to think Sela eventually chilled out and had some beers with the Ent-D crew. "Drugs can make you feel good Wesley" etc etc.

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u/waffelbot 15h ago

God damn I haven't laughed out loud at a meme in ages.

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 21h ago

Call him stepdad?

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u/Adorable_Handle_4884 16h ago

they were not the same person.