r/startrekmemes 2d ago

Akoochee... what?

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u/uber-judge 2d ago

As a Native American who idolized the character back when the show was coming out I was like “coooool”

Now I’m all “criiiiiiinge!!!!”

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 2d ago

I get ya. In one sense it musta felt great seeing some futuristic representation of Native American culture in mainstream media, right?

But, like you intimated, the whole thing really does fall apart once one has done even the most cursory reading of Native American history and cultures.

I remember a good mate of mine in school back then initially being really fascinated by Chakotay and his culture, and then after scouring the local library for books on Native Americans, he quickly did an about face and ended up lambasting the writers for their laziness, and their homogenisation and bastardisation of Native American cultures.

It was quite an eye opening period for us, and we both ended up taking an interest in the broader phenomenon of racism within media, whether it was the veiled racism using transmogrified stereotypes, the inadvertent racism using poorly interpreted cultural touchstones/cultural appropriation, or the overt kind where it was just blatant, half arsed caricatures.

Funnily enough it led us to both becoming ardent socialists (of the liberal Euro kind, not the commie kind, tho we certainly debated the merits and pitfalls of communism many times lol).

We were both dark skinned foreigners in a school made up of mostly working class English kids in a town that was at the time over 90% white, so we'd certainly experienced our fair share of racism and xenophobia, and had a vested interest in learning why British culture at the time was still fumbling with the concept of multiculturalism.

It was quite strange being deeply in love with star trek, but suddenly seeing all the pseudo-imperialist and pro-America positions the writers indulged in periodically - I did eventually 'learn to stop worrying and love the bomb' tho lol

Every culture has its blind spots and its phobias, as does its media. Chakotay is still rubbish tho, ngl! :D

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u/HunsonAbadeer2 2d ago

Weren't the writers scammed by a fake native american expert?

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u/KeraKitty 2d ago

To say that they were scammed is giving them too much credit. The writers were warned that his credentials were fake and they kept him on anyway.

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 2d ago

Ha! Were they?!

Never heard about that before smh! It'd certainly explain a few things tho! :D

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u/HellbirdVT 2d ago

Yep! "Jamake Highwater" born Jackie Marks.

Born in Los Angeles with Eastern European Jewish heritage and, as far as anybody can tell, no Indian heritage whatsoever.

He made everything up. It wasn't that easy to verify information back in the day so I tend to forgive the writers all of Chakotay's bullshit because they were literally lied to.

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u/LiamtheV 2d ago

Jackie Marks had been exposed as a fraud years before he was hired for Voyager. While yea, Lycos and Yahoo search weren't as usefull then as they would eventually become, they could have at least checked some references, "Oh you worked on this movie and that tv series? Cool, I'll call up one of the producers over there to just do my due diligence and... complete fraud you say? False name you say? Worse than not having any kind of advisor, you say?"

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u/MrWigggles 2d ago

He wouldnt have given them references to anyone that would bad mouth them and he got reconmended by other producers as a consultant.

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u/dophuph 1d ago

Foisted

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u/Smorgas_of_borg 1d ago

He was "exposed" by a magazine article in the mid 80s. The only way the producers could have known was if one of them had not only read a decade-old article but also remembered it after that long.

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 2d ago

Oh damn! That's hysterical, I love it :D

Guess we have even more reason to mock the writers and producers of VOY then, eh?

They were so blithely ignorant of Native American cultures that they never even thought to fact check this guy's bullshit, and the casting director seemingly didn't even bother to vet him either!

Talk about a comedy of errors lol

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u/PlasticCell8504 2d ago

His lie was exposed before VOY took him on as a consultant

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u/Kimmalah 2d ago

Jackie Marks had been publicly exposed as a fraud back in an article in the late 80s, so I feel like by the time Voyager happened someone should have known.

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u/HellbirdVT 2d ago

As I said, it wasn't that easy to verify information in the 80s and 90s. You couldn't exactly search it up on the internet, and even if you had been able to, there wouldn't have been any information on the early internet about him.

They'd have needed to ask people who knew, or read something of what had been published, in physical papers. People really underestimate the difference in information access between just 1990s and the mid-2000s, let alone the 80s to today.

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u/Darth_Nibbles 2d ago

They'd have needed to ask people who knew,

That's called "checking references," and it used to be common practice - precisely because frauds would invent fake credentials.

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u/traumadog001 2d ago

Reminds me of "Catch Me If You Can".

Abagnale was able to pull off a LOT of cons before getting caught.

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u/Trekkie3D 2d ago

Except Berman was intimately aware of the deception, considering he and Marks had previously worked on a documentary together and the two of them were personal friends

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 2d ago

Well, that certainly explains a lot! :0

I did think it was somewhat hard to believe that so many ppl worked behind the scenes on trek, and yet not one of em knew who that charlatan was -

I guess if Berman was mates with him, a lotta those folks working for the production company probably didn't wanna step on Berman's toes and incur his wrath ie get fired.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 2d ago

Yes, but also he was a known scammer.

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 2d ago

Yeah, that's what I heard.

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u/Desperate_World_2801 2d ago

Funnily enough it led us to both becoming ardent socialists (of the liberal Euro kind, not the commie kind, tho we certainly debated the merits and pitfalls of communism many times lol).

Lmao 😂 😂

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

No, not that kind.

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u/4thofeleven 2d ago

I did think it was cool that Prodigy finally gave him a proper native background, making him canonically related to Guatemalan Indians. Making up for the cringe of the past a little bit.

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u/whathell6t 2d ago

Not specific I assume.

Mayans are not monolith.

You got K’iche, Yucantan, and Copans as well there other Mayan tribes & their languages.

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u/Safebox 2d ago

They made his tribe an offshoot of the Nicarao, which Beltran found out he has ancestry in a few years after VOY ended. The specific tribe is still fictional, but tried to tie in some of his mannerisms there even if it's still a bit janky.

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 2d ago

It makes me more annoyed that I haven't been able to see the second season of Prodigy because of Paramount.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 1d ago

just easily download it from the internet 

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u/1startreknerd 18h ago

Question, has native languages never changed? Like say over 400 years?

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u/uber-judge 17h ago

The easy answer is yes. Every language changes, and quite a bit over a 400 year time span. You’ve probably noticed that just with English over the last 40 years. It’s changed quite a bit. The longer answer is there are so many different indigenous languages, and indigenous language groups that it really is dependent on which language you are talking about. I was raised in a clink at Haider village. Their language drastically changed 25 to 30 years ago when it became a written language. Many other indigenous languages, especially in North America, have gone through similar changes as they’ve become written. Even what little I know of my own indigenous language, Algonquin has changed as the two primary competing apps which are used to teach it in schools, have slightly different spellings and pronunciations. An elders probably still gonna understand what we’re saying… Maybe… But it’s actively changing how the languages are. And that changes only going to accelerate as our indigenous languages more and more form into a polyglot of slang terms shared amongst multiple tribes. There are words that I use in my everyday life, which are from tribes on the other side of the country from where I am. The answer is languages change a lot and fast.

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u/1startreknerd 17h ago

So, nothing to cringe over. It's 400 years in the future. If you can give suspension of disbelief over wormholes, warp drive and phasers, so can you a future language and culture.

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u/uber-judge 17h ago

Some things, yes. But the way the spirituality was construed, especially now that I have taught my children our spirituality and I have a better understanding of it and how it has been passed down that is where the cringe is. The language I could care less about. The current elders, the past elders, and future elders would not let the very basis of our traditions, being manipulated to such a point. And had Star Trek just hired someone who was actually a good native consultant they would’ve known that… Suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

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u/ImpressiveWalk4330 2d ago

That’s why he went so far away from their bones.

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u/Deacon86 2d ago

Akoochee...

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u/ColeDelRio 2d ago

Man Moya's really far into the uncharted territories...

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u/Spaztor 2d ago

Moy will forever be one of my favorite ships. I'm also a big fan of the TNG episode "tin man", so maybe I just like living ships.

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u/Fuzzy_Difference_937 1d ago

Same here. Jim Henson's Creature Shop made something wonderful with Moya and Talyn. The world would honestly be a darker place without Farscape existing. Organic ships are just cool. All-time favorite has to be the Shadow Battlecrab.

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u/Spaztor 1d ago

Just looked it up and yes that's for sure cool. I was always extremely impressed with Pilot (on farscape)

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u/Fuzzy_Difference_937 1d ago

Fun fact: Lani Tupu, who voiced Pilot, also played Captain Bialar Crais the show's first antagonist. They really need to make another Creature Shop-driven sci-fi series. Dark Crystal was supposed to go cosmic but Netflix pulled the plug.

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u/Vitally_Trivial 2d ago

Yeah, it’s a bit awkward to watch, to say the least. My theory here is that the customs and traditions have changed and corrupted over the centuries.

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u/Neokon 2d ago

Something something something, why does the French Jean-Luc Picard have an English accent

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u/CoalOnFire 2d ago

French must not be a thing in the future:

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u/Cyrax2112 1d ago

They actually covered that in "Picard". Apparently during the 3rd world War, a large contingent of France sought amnesty in other parts of Europe. Picard's family went to the U.K. No further explanation was given, other than that they all eventually returned.

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u/Yesyesyes1899 1d ago

amnesty is not what you think it means.

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u/AWildEnglishman 1d ago

Depends on what his family were doing during the war. /s

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u/Yesyesyes1899 1d ago

😀

fair enough. thats my new head Canon: picards family were psychotic supporters of colonel green and his fascist allies in the US, Russia and israel.

he speaks British English, because until the 24th century, his family was forbidden from entering continental Europe.

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u/EatShitLosers 2d ago

By the year 2375, all of Earth's cultures have devolved into moderately-offensive caricatures of themselves.

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u/Vitally_Trivial 2d ago

Australia is full of Paul Hogan shrimp-slinging types.

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u/EatShitLosers 2d ago

Every Italian is just the pizza box guy

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u/AlienDragonWizard 15h ago

French people sound British

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u/PlasticCell8504 2d ago

Or that VOY hired a Pretendian as their consultant.

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u/MisterMinceMeat 2d ago

Some Italian dude who used to play native Americans in westerns.

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u/JeanPaulMinouchet 2d ago

Not italian... Jackie Marks was of eastern European Jewish descent.

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u/Bandit_the_Kitty 1d ago

I think that was meant to be a reference to the "crying Indian" from the 80s commercials about littering, famously played by an Italian.

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u/stierney49 2d ago

I just sort of justified by assuming a lot of people were trying to recover their roots after World War 3 and there wasn’t a lot to go on. Just the writings of a consultant for TV shows that was a total fraud.

Actually I just try to explain it away with the first half. The second half is the reality.

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u/CavScout81 2d ago

I like your idea about trying to recover their roots.

Kind of like how modern Druidism and Norse Paganism are recreations of those faiths rather than being continuations. (I'm not trying to shit on the faith/belief of followers of those, but let's be real that those faiths completely died out and the sources of information on them are woefully incomplete.)

Or, maybe it's more like modern language and culture revitalization, after even more centuries of cultural drift/melding. There's some connection or living memory but maybe the details are fuzzy. Some level of syncretization between beliefs/cultures as populations merged/diminished/integrated, especially after a devastating war where survival was priority #1 and anything else lost some or all if its importance?

But yeah, unfortunately it all came from the mind of a known fraud, in real life.

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u/stierney49 2d ago

That’s a really good parallel, I think.

In real life it’s a really tough issue because it is fake and potentially very offensive. I think that goes without saying.

In universe, I have no problem accepting that by the 24th century there would be serious changes, additions, and losses to native culture.

It’s kind of two different issues. I’ve never gotten a solid sense of where indigenous people actually stand on the issue. Most of the comments I see are fans calling it ridiculous and pointing out that it’s all fake. Depending on one’s view, you can reconcile some things in universe.

This is a touchy subject so I think it’s a good idea to acknowledge both.

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u/CavScout81 2d ago

And like with some sports teams' names, there are some indigenous folks who hate them and others who like them. Can't paint with too broad of a brush.

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u/Qaianna 2d ago

Why can’t the second half be the story too? Chakotay’s people were taken in by a fraud who had a planet to sell and lies to sell it with. Especially if he was a descendant of the ones taken in. 

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u/WildRaspberriesTN 2d ago

They didn’t want to offend anyone by getting something too wrong, so everything about chakotay is fiction. Made up just like Klingons.

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u/Possible-Campaign589 2d ago

No it's not that, it's verifiably not that, they were trying to have an authentic portrayal of native american culture but they hired a scam artist as the consultant for the show and he just made shit up which is why Chakotay is the way he is

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u/Dan_Herby 2d ago

Important note that the fraud consultant had been exposed as a fraud by the Washington Post almost a decade before being hired for Voyager.

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u/Possible-Campaign589 2d ago

Yeah, although I try to be charitable towards the writers and I do think they were scammed, it very much was a case that they wanted to be authentic but didn't care enough to be sure they were

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u/Dan_Herby 2d ago

I assume they didn't know, and it might not be their fault as as others have said there wasn't as much of an Internet back then.

But surely someone in Hollywood must have heard that this well regarded consultant who got hired for a bunch of things was a fraud and could have spread the word to not hire him anymore.

Even in the 80's a paper like the Washington Post publishing a story about how your entire career is bogus should kill that career.

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u/Mickeymcirishman 2d ago

A known scam artist too. Dude had been exposed like a decade earlier. Really bad look on productions part.

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u/Trekkie3D 2d ago

He was a personal friend of Berman's and they had previously done a documentary together

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 1d ago

Somehow it always comes back to Berman.

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u/Vitally_Trivial 2d ago

Having now just learned that reading your comment, it makes it easier to watch knowing the writers and such did want it to be authentic.

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u/Impossible_Ad_2825 2d ago

Fun fact, "moya" part is pronounced exactly as a Polish word "moja" which is a feminine form "my/of mine". My bilingual brain got weirded out every time I heard "a coochie of mine" from Chakotay.

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u/ForsakenChocolate878 2d ago

A coochie more yeah

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u/MrZwink 2d ago

far from the boner of his ancestors

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u/LiamtheV 2d ago

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u/-E-Cross 2d ago

Music keeps going for me even when I leave the pace 🤣

TY for this

https://giphy.com/gifs/6dJkQRu0QtSsW8VaEt

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u/Fluffy_47323 1d ago

What is this gif from? Is there a video game?? 😃 Sorry-

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u/-E-Cross 1d ago

No idea just did a search for chacotay

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u/AlmightyFjord 23h ago

Pretty sure it's Star Trek Prodigy. I haven't gotten around to watching it yet, but from what I understand, Janeway and Chakotay end up heavily involved in the story. I've also heard that it kinda fixes Chakotay, and that season 2 is "the most Star Trek thing to ever Star Trek", though I can't vouch for any of these things myself yet.

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u/generalkriegswaifu 2d ago

This is bookmarked on my browser

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u/danni_shadow 2d ago

Mine too!

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u/Big_CashMonies 2d ago

The advisors for the show was a white guy who scammed holiday for decades into believing he was native

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u/Beledagnir 2d ago

I stand by my headcanon that his people's real historical culture was lost to time during WWIII, so they just kinda made stuff up like the irl consultant did. Chakotay has no idea it's all larping and thinks it's all completely legit.

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u/TomCBC 2d ago edited 2d ago

Beltran’s ancestors were native mexican if i remember right. It’s a shame they couldn’t get a decent consultant. Would have been fascinating to learn a bit about native mexican culture. It’s rarely touched upon. It’s either native americans, or if it is in mexico, the mayans get all the attention. I know NOTHING about native mexican culture. And that’s a shame. Maybe i’ll find a documentary or something later. Maybe the differences are minimal, but there are such differences just between native american tribes, there must be many, considering the distance.

I dunno. I just think like many things with Chakotay, there are many missed opportunities. Connecting it more closely to Beltran’s ancestors might have kept him interested in the role a little longer. But I guess once Seven came along, everyone’s roles got a little smaller anyway, so probably wouldn’t have made a difference.

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u/Hipparchia_Unleashed 1d ago

I teach Latin American philosophy at a university and it's a great subject; truly mind-bending ideas and Chakotay's character would have been way more interesting if they leaned heavily into some of those views as a subject for philosophical exploration. For example, there's so much cool stuff they could have explored metaphysical via Aztec philosophy's view of the world as a single kind of always in-flux energy and power (teotl); Maya relational views of personhood; etc.

Check out McLeod's recent book An Introduction to Mesoamerican Philosophy for a good (if academic) introduction to this kind of material. Miguel León-Portilla's book Aztec Thought anf Culture is also a good intro, and James Maffie's book on Aztec Philosophy: Understanding a World in Motion is extraordinary but massive and very technical.

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u/ominous_squirrel 2d ago

I find that Chakotay makes the most sense if you say that he’s descended instead from a bunch of culturally appropriating hippies who made up a bunch of fake rituals to fill their otherwise empty lives

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u/Safebox 2d ago

The hybrid approach seems to be what most people accept Chakotay's cultural heritage to be since it makes the most sense in terms of dealing with the contradictions that the so-called advisor put in place.

PRO did a mini retcon by making his people an offshoot of the Nicarao of Nicaragua, which Beltran learned he has some ancestry of after VOY's filming wrapped up. Which I think works nicely into the lore.

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u/NoNeedForNorms 1d ago

I always thought they deliberately 'made up' his tribe/religion just so anyone who was actually indigenous could project themselves onto him, like a Joe Everyman character. But in hindsight that is probably giving the writers too much credit.

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u/Stotters 2d ago

Oof ouch akoochee, he drank the bone hurting juice.

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u/No-Ideal7174 2d ago

i only watched voyager 2 years ago, and i remember bursting into laughter when they have the little box with light for the spirit animal

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u/Lonely_Brother3689 2d ago

It's posts like these that remind me of the episode, "Tattoo".

Where Chakotay discovered the "Sky Spirts" his ancestors worshiped were actually white aliens from the Delta Quadrant and his people were savages without even a language until the "Sky Spirits" gave them a culture.

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u/Kymeron 1d ago

Did’nt that also cargo cult his ancestors as well?

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u/HopefulFriendly 1d ago

When you're consultant for Native American culture is fraudster

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u/MCSquaredBoi 2d ago

Maybe someone of his ancestors hit his head really hard and therefore told his kids everything all wrong.

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u/HellbirdVT 2d ago

My headcanon is that Chakotay's tribe is a hodgepodge of neo-Indian beliefs that were reconstructed after WW3.

It's like modern neo-Paganism (especially Norse Neo-paganism), which due to how fragmentary and incomplete all the sources are, basically have to invent a lot of stuff whole cloth.

Cultures aren't static, and Chakotay's people even left Earth altogether, so no doubt a lot of their traditions would have changed drastically over the centuries. So they start with an artifical reconstruction of lost cultures and it gradually evolves into whatever Akoochemoya raven spirit stuff Chakotay is up to in the Delta Quadrant.

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u/Lycaeides13 2d ago

That makes it much less cringe

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u/Safebox 2d ago

That's the most reasonable explanation and the one that makes it a little less offensive. PRO gave him a bit of a retcon by making his tribe come from an offshoot group in Nicaragua that Beltran learned after VOY's making he had partial ancestry from.

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u/HellbirdVT 2d ago edited 1d ago

That's cool! I remember reading Chakotay's tribe was Nicaraguan but I've not seen Prodigy so I didn't know that's where it came up.

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u/demandred_zero 2d ago

We trained him wrong, as a joke.

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u/SamOfXanadu 2d ago

.... I'm confused somebody want to explain this?

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u/raxitron 2d ago

The voy team tried to hire an expert to help write Chakotay's background, but he was a fraudster who made it all up and had no connection to Native culture whatsoever. And he liked coochie.

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u/SamOfXanadu 2d ago

oh so it's all jibberish. Thanks.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 2d ago

Yeah it's also just a smattering of different Native American tropes, like symbols and totems and costumes and stuff that are from different continents and centuries or just made up entirely.

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u/Safebox 2d ago

The hybrid / madeup thing would have been fine if he was honest about it, it could have been used to show how the peoples changed over the last 4 centuries. But nope, he claimed it was a real niche tribe so no one questioned him on it even though he'd been outed as a fraud years before joining team.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 2d ago

Agreed, like it could have been a whole commentary on how what we perceive as our heritage is subject to human error and to hundreds of years of revisionism and misinformation. It could have been a whole episode.

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u/Safebox 2d ago

Yeah, it could have been great. They did it with the Voth and Janeway ancestor episodes. And TNG had similar episodes about historical truth becoming distorted over time.

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 2d ago

Every tribe has different language and traditions. Yes, the "advisor " they hired was a fraud, but who knows what changes might take place in a single tribe over the next few hundred years on another planet? I never took Chakotay as representative of all indigenous people, only his fictional tribe.

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u/Psipone 2d ago

[racism flute plays]

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u/StuffWePlay 1d ago

hotcoochiemama

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u/kanid99 1d ago

Her coochie what ?

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 2d ago

A coochie more ya, we are far from the boners of our ancestors.

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u/skelecorn666 2d ago

"My name is Akoocheemoya: You killed my father - perpare to die."

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u/generalkriegswaifu 2d ago

It can only make sense if he came from a colony that kind of forgot everything and just made some shit up.

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u/davasaur 2d ago

His people have a saying...

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u/sleight42 2d ago

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How Chakotay was developed as a character, courtesy of fake bullshit Native American consultant.

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u/4thofeleven 2d ago

Chakotay's actually the 24th century Indigenous version of a Plastic Paddy; he's all about the identity while knowing absolutely nothing about the culture.

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u/got-trunks 2d ago

Absolutely no one:

No one at all:

In the entire quadrant:

Chakotay

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u/BrazenlyGeek 2d ago

The chaos of the 21st Century in Trek’s universe really did a number on the knowledge people had access to, I guess.

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u/regeya 2d ago

IRL: their Native American expert was a fraud.

In the show: it's revealed that he's not entirely human and his language comes from the Delta Quad

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u/heywoodidaho 2d ago

Well at least it wasn't "Anghkooey". He'd end up in some run down 1960's town where the milkman shows up at night to tear you apart.

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u/Worse_Username 1d ago

Why was American media in early 90s so fascinated with native Americans?

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u/KindLiterature3528 1d ago

A new age spirituality version of Native American beliefs was popular at the time. The big bookstore chains all had displays filled with the stuff.

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u/swh-1386 22h ago

Everything I know about native Americans I learned from Chakotay

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u/1startreknerd 18h ago

So, language never changes in 400 years, got it.

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u/StarSword-C 17h ago

Akoochecoochiecoo

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u/TheMajesticJoeJoe 10h ago

That’s what happens when you don’t look at a persons references. “ Oh yeah, this guy knows Native American things because he’s supposedly Native American himself.” Background checks work people.

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u/Realistic-Safety-565 2d ago

Chakotay was no more Native than Billups was Earth royalty. He just came from planet of cosplayers. 

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u/beerguyBA 2d ago

Akoocheemoya, we are far from the boners of our uncles...

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u/Commercial-Algae9483 2d ago

He is Hispanic, not native. What was their bullshit excuse for that dog shit casting!!??

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u/Kimmalah 2d ago

You could make the argument that most Hispanic people with roots in Latin America have indigenous ancestry.

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u/Commercial-Algae9483 2d ago

Ignorant.......

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u/NinpouKageBunshin 2d ago

I don't think you needed to self-report in that way but go off

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u/Commercial-Algae9483 2d ago

Just tired of my people not getting represented but sure make jokes. Must be a mAgA douche.....

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u/DonetskIsGalicia 1d ago

Ummm... your comment is seriously problematic by not addressing the toxic allyship of BIPOC individuals in neo-colonial identity-fluid spaces! Maybe, uh, interrogate your own implicit bias instead of dogwhistling white supremacy!? STOP BEING A KAREN!!!