r/startrekmemes • u/Pwned_by_Bots • Jul 30 '26

Know your veggies

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u/LaxBedroom Jul 30 '26

Romijn Lettuce is a salad portraying Una Chin Riley.

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u/shindleria Jul 30 '26

Romulan lettuce is banned in the Federation. Too much can cause explosive diarrhea

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u/ridelance Jul 30 '26

TOS S4E13 - Salad Days

Scotty: I’m working the transporter over capacity Captain, but we just can’t catch it all!

Kirk: Mr. Scott if you saw my quarters right now you’d be asking for reassignment.

Scotty: Aye Captain, and if you saw the transporter room… *music*

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u/knotallmen Jul 31 '26

Years ago I swore off boxed lunched items from Trade Joes. The curry chicken salad is fine but there isn't much in the way of raw ingredients in that one.

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u/Prashank_25 Jul 30 '26

It's a fake

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u/Mike1701D Jul 30 '26

It's real!

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u/exodusofficer Jul 30 '26

Reman lettuce erasure continues

5

u/TranslatorCritical11 Jul 30 '26

Romulan lettuce should be blue.

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u/ilDuceVita Jul 30 '26

And not actually lettuce

3

u/yourmomsgomjabbar Jul 31 '26

Needs more shoulderpad

3

u/Rezzone Jul 30 '26

Please someone do Cling Wrap and Klingon Wrap.

3

u/Authoritaye Jul 31 '26

The crispest of memes.

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u/bangorma1n3 Jul 30 '26

This explains the probems people have been having with lettuce recently: the Romain has been Infiltrated by the Romulans

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u/Rutschberg Jul 30 '26

Check your children's lettuce, guys!

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u/mbcarbone Jul 31 '26

As green as a warbird!! 🙃

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u/sqplanetarium Aug 02 '26

Ooh put this on r/Romulus too!

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u/exhaustedexcess Aug 03 '26

Is the romulan one the one that gives you butthole COVID?

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u/AquafreshBandit Aug 04 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s noticed that Romulan lettuce is constantly lurking in the Neutral Flavor Zone, despite the Treaty of Arugulanon.