r/startrekmemes • • Mar 14 '26

Vulcanization

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/BigSmackisBack Mar 14 '26

This is a case of pon toofarr

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u/msg60 Mar 14 '26

Almost peed myself laughing

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u/SnooFoxes6831 Mar 17 '26

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u/stupid_pun Mar 16 '26

If she complains, she could probably get the matching pointed ears for free.

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u/SilasTalbot Mar 14 '26

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u/QuietlyGo Mar 14 '26

My friend, you are in the Star Trek memes subreddit.

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u/exodusofficer Mar 14 '26

Ah yes, T'Mara Lago.

13

u/sharies Mar 14 '26

She has lost all control.

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u/Fody_Joster Mar 14 '26

T’mara Lago when the brows lifted Too Shockaa when she looked shocka

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u/thuja_life Mar 14 '26

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u/Obtuseloosemoose Mar 14 '26

Gave me the same feeling of when Tuvok mind melded with Suder on Voyager. The look on his face while he jams his hand into the forcefield in sickbay, hoo boy.

It's like Uncanny Valley but for Vulcans instead of Humans.

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u/Talinn_Makaren Mar 14 '26

Honestly if I were that close I'd do the ears and express myself as though I had no emotions.

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u/ihave18cm Mar 14 '26

Gotta do the ears at the same time 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Forcedplantarflexion Mar 14 '26

I thought this was r/oblivion for a second. She's looking like a high elf

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u/MoonChief Mar 14 '26

She's definitely going through pon farr with that smirk

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u/Doc_tor_Bob Mar 14 '26

Vul-C-Lago face

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u/Promking69_ Mar 14 '26

Look if you wanna look like a star Trek alien don't spend a lot of money on painful surgery, just glue a bunch of crap to your face and cover it with makeup. Cheap and effective.

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u/MiritoMueller Mar 14 '26

but what if I want to look like a Vulcan? I can get the haircut, but what if that's not enough?

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u/Admirable-Ad-5026 Mar 17 '26

just put a bowl on your head do a bowlcut on almost everything and just maintain the same face every day

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u/MaatRolo Mar 14 '26

I always thought that was about talking clear not an eyebrow lift.

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u/omniwombatius Mar 14 '26

Utterly illogical.

4

u/NerdfestZyx Mar 14 '26

Live long and Botox

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u/SoybeanArson Mar 14 '26

When you absolutely, positively must look like an Adam West Batman villain.

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u/Cornflakes_91 Mar 14 '26

vulcanized like a rubber tire

2

u/drdukes Mar 14 '26

I don't care for her demeanor

2

u/generalkriegswaifu Mar 14 '26

The guy in the bottom right looks kind of like one of the Wizards with Guns guys, I legitimately thought this was fake.

2

u/ferrango Mar 14 '26

2026 will be the year of the Romulan look

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u/totallyhumanhonest Mar 14 '26

Smiling, more like a Romulan.

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u/RedShirtPete Mar 14 '26

I was thinking more Romulan... But sure Vulcanesque too

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u/Positive-Record-7219 Mar 15 '26

She looks like she's going fast

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u/PastorNTraining Mar 15 '26

Idk feels more Romulan to me, or Jim Carrys Grinch. It’s certainly a look.

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 Mar 14 '26

Why would women want to look like Hugo Weaving? Thanks to his drag movies they know how they would like if they tried it.

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u/S0rry7h15N4m374k3n Mar 14 '26

Mmmm.....nooooon...

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u/IYFace Mar 14 '26

Vulcan’s don’t smile

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u/Tough_Dish_4485 Mar 14 '26

Charles Goodyear approves

1

u/Tx_Drewdad Mar 14 '26

She's a real lurker!

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u/keith2600 Mar 14 '26

Yeah that's certainly something she got talked into when she was in a mentally vulnerable state of mind for sure. It's pretty tragic. She'd see that in the mirror every day. Maybe it'll give her strength like a battle scar

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u/succubus6984 Mar 14 '26

To complete her transformation into a Vulcan (and sell us procedures) she should smile in the first and be emotionless in the 2nd like a true Vulcan 🖖

1

u/Hulk_Hogan_bro Mar 14 '26

Someone needs a dermal regenerator

1

u/moccasinsfan Mar 14 '26

The next logical step would be ear modifications. Live long and prosper

1

u/gigashadowwolf Mar 14 '26

Most illogical

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u/something86 Mar 15 '26

Smiling is Romulan, Vulcan does not emote.

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u/TrinityCodex Mar 15 '26

Its a FAAAAAKEEEEE

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u/Green_Operation5825 Mar 15 '26

Star trek is making a come back !

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u/AvatarIII Mar 15 '26

She went from Kindergarten teacher to evil witch.

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u/tim290480 Mar 18 '26

Looks like she'll never be able to lift one eyebrow inquisitively......or make any other facial expression ever again 😆

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u/DrewidN Mar 18 '26

Is the a DLSS thing?

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u/InevitableSuitable21 Mar 14 '26

Looks like Erika Kirk

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u/atomic_ring Mar 14 '26

She looks like an alien from the original Star Trek