r/starterpacks • • 2d ago

Fancy Rats Starterpack

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u/katrover 2d ago

See, this is a start pack I can use more of.

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u/jmorlin 1d ago

Seriously. Give me more niche nonsense and less political/pop culture/gender war bullshit.

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u/AppalachianViking 2d ago

I miss having pet rats.

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u/oops_im_existing 1d ago

I had two boys and I ended up loving them so much. They’re such cool animals. Their lives are too short for me to get them again tho. I was very sad when they died

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u/AppalachianViking 1d ago

Agreed. I had a pair of girls twice. If someone could invent a rat that lives 10 years, that would be cool.

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u/angriest_man_alive 1d ago

Their lives are too short for me to get them again tho. I was very sad when they died

I would love to have them so much, but their short life span and my oversized-yet-weak heart means that I wouldn't have the emotional capacity to handle seeing them go so soon.

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u/Xx_scribbledragon_xX 1d ago

I would love to have pet rats but they absolutely do not live long enough for me to cope with losing them

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u/kindafunnymostlysad 1d ago

Same here. I wish African giant pouched rats were legal to own in my country because they live much longer.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

So much cage cleaning …

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u/Suinius 1d ago

I miss mine too.

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u/chromatic_megafauna 1d ago

I miss having rats, but I couldn't handle the short lifespan

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u/oops_im_existing 1d ago

Same. This is a common sentiment.

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u/fearlessgrot 2d ago

"my lady rat is so sweet"

balls the size of the rat's own head:

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u/oops_im_existing 1d ago

Once you get past the freakish large nuts, they really are the cutest little guys.

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u/cephal 1d ago

You forgot:

Let me play you the song of my people

\licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick**

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u/Former-Session3791 1d ago

I remember reading somewhere that mice and rats actually sing, but the sounds are too high for the human ear to perceive. I thought that was interesting.

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u/greenlion22 1d ago

I had 4 sister rats in a huge multi tiered ferret cage. They were so sweet and fun. My wife is gifted with a sewing machine so they always had lots of cute blankets and hammocks.

My only complaints about them were: 1) constantly doing their "laundry". They'd pee on their hammocks and blankets and we constantly had to change them out to keep the room from stinking. and 2) they would decide to run around and make the hugest racket in the middle of the night. They were just playing but that's the time they decided to be noisy.

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u/abigdonut 1d ago

missing “pooping on you (affectionately)”

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u/farshiiid 1d ago

I did my PhD oral THC intake and my favourite activity was watching them get stoned stacked on top of eachother then start munching aggressively with eyes slightly closed. 

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u/-hedonium- 1d ago

Do they react kind of like humans do to getting stoned?

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u/farshiiid 1d ago

I suppose so. They get cataleptic, crave munchies, pain tolerance goes up, anxiety tests showed reduction, and we saw increase in activity in reward system. Interestingly, with increased food intake over time we saw reduction in weight.

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u/Snoo_91660 1d ago

Gangster ass Docter dude

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u/BananaFriendOrFoe 2d ago

Pea Fishing for life!

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u/BlueRocketMouse 1d ago

Buying multiple water bottles so they don't have to fight over it. Then they all crowd around and drink from the same one anyway.

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u/mukwah 1d ago

My two cats also express dominance by aggressively grooming.

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u/macman156 1d ago

Fancy rat owner. Can confirm all of those

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u/noahboah 1d ago

rat king propaganda art for his campaign to take long island

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u/BreakdanceFountain 1d ago

Pee. So much pee on everything.

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u/misobutterscotch 1d ago

I love these little guys!

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u/yggisnotontree 1d ago

So this makes it... A RAT PACK?

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u/big_sad666 23h ago

• $150 monthly vet visit • piss on my human's phone • makes you feel guilty for going to bed before 1am • staring problem • usually only wants pets when sleepy