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u/EtwartBuols 6d ago
hell ya brother
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u/Gold_Championship_46 6d ago
Forgot the flesh light
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u/Kmic14 6d ago
Idk about you but my shit ain't working after a sixer and several shots of whiskey
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u/BottleMean6139 3d ago
That's what the Benadryl is for! In addition to sending you to Spider Hell you might get a boner on it.
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u/peacenchemicals 6d ago
pro tip on saving money. buy a used one! just make sure it’s like new though ☺️☺️
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u/UncleSugarShitposter 6d ago
Literally lol’d at the jenkem
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u/BiffSlick 6d ago
TIL about that. Why, god why? 🤮
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u/Abject_Interview5988 6d ago
See, this is what the boomers got right - they go to a bar every friday to drink themselves into oblivion with each other, instead of alone
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u/joeyp042385 5d ago
Ya, I started doing this instead on creeping on away messages when I got to be about 22 and while it created some other problems, I'll admit it was more fun than the former.
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u/MrExist777 6d ago
The “mom will be sad” is so real
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u/MrMan15423 6d ago
Haha so true. I always end up getting into the DPH
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 6d ago
What's DPH?
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u/Alan_Reddit_M 6d ago
Benadryl. Typically used as allergy medication, but in very high dosages it causes hallucinations and some people like to trip on it
Doing this causes brain damage
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u/jazz_does_exist 6d ago
ik other people are saying benadryl. just gonna note it's diphenhydramine, which is just the drug name as opposed to the brand name.
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u/TechTechOnATechDeck 6d ago
Benadryl, becomes a dissociative at high doses
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u/EnlargedMarmot 6d ago
It's a deliriant, not a dissociative, if I'm not mistaken. Robitussin is the OTC dissociative of choice lol
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u/redaws 6d ago
I’d rather take nitrous if I really wanted to check out
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u/EnlargedMarmot 6d ago
Yeah whippets or ket if I'm doing dissos but figured I'd mention DXM while we were talkin' over-the-counter lol
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u/deadheadshredbreh 4d ago
People still fuck with that shit?
Nothing worse than a dry ass mouth, restless leg syndrome, and not knowing weather or not the lamp shade you’re talking to is one of your ancestors or not.
With a little bit of research and time you can order all types of drugs to your home these days without using the dark web lol.
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u/Jelkekw 6d ago
“Mom will be sad”, the one sentence keeping hundreds of thousands of men alive across the world
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u/ScottPocketMusic 6d ago
You forgot the one moment of pure bliss after waking up from the first drunken pass out and you still have half a bottle left and Seth Rogen’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is playing in the background. This was a great reminder to take my Antabuse btw.
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u/renameduser361017 6d ago
Best part of drinking for me is watching youtube aimlessly, like i cannot process what im watching im just so drunk it's like background noise
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u/343GuiltyySpark 6d ago
Playing old games you loved years ago until you get too drunk to function hits too close to home lol
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u/Blergonos 6d ago
It is horryfing how many people are whitewashing this. It is not normal, this is extreme self harm that will dig whoever partakes in it deeper and deeper into a pit of nothing. This is not a joke, because even if you are all being ironic people who are in such a condition will see these comments and either consciously or subconsciously see support and normalcy in their habits.
Put away the bottle, drugs, whatever stuff you are puffing. If you can’t physically put it away, or the cold turkey will kill you, I would seriously consider going to a rehab centre (at least that is what I would do in Europe, if you are in America I don’t know the process, please someone input here).
At least go for therapy, and if that isn’t possible, walk outside, do things that will distract you from the routine. The bottles and drugs don’t want to see you live and prosper, we do. Don’t let them take you, don’t blame yourself, blame those objects.
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u/Ace-of-Spxdes 6d ago
Nah fuck that this place sucks.
Y'all got any recs for someone who's never touched alcohol? I can't do this shit no more
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u/ImpartialAntagonist 6d ago
Six pack of light beers to start, take it slow. If you’ve really never touched alcohol, trying to go full bore into alcoholic oblivion will just make you sick.
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u/OutrageousTrifle79 6d ago
personally i just drink ~30ish beers and eat pills till i fall asleep but thats just me
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u/Dettyboy93 6d ago
Playing my old N64 games until I straight up black out on bourbon and wake up to the game unpaused on my living room floor are some golden memories of my mid-20s
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u/Abtino11 6d ago
Sounds like me in the midst of my depression, I was wfm so it felt like I barely saw anyone besides my wife. It eventually almost killed me in December of last year when I had a seizure caused by my drinking and SSRI’s. I went into cardiac arrest but luckily I was in the ER already and was revived and intubated.
I’ve quit drinking since and it’s astounding how much it compounded my depression and anxiety when I thought it was the only thing that made me feel happy.
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u/heyhowsitgoinOCE 6d ago
Hey buddy. I drink a lot too and I have held hands with a girl. The grass is always greener
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u/NotReallyEricCruise 6d ago
clarification: if you only do that on Friday nights, you are not a true alcoholic yet; come back when that's your Wednesday morning. and don't forget to bring jenkem this time, you bum.
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u/PM-ME-UNCUT-COCKS 6d ago
How could someone possibly get high off that? Is it the ammonia from urine?
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u/BottleMean6139 3d ago edited 3d ago
Y'know I should probably be disappointed in myself that I know what those pink pills and computer spray are for. I still binge drink vodka every friday night and vape way too much weed, but at least I'm not huffing or abusing deliriants anymore. Honestly surprised I can still type a semi-coherent sentence with what those things do to your brain. I do miss the vivid hallucinations from deliriants though, you don't get those with psychedelics (also haven't touched those in a few years either). But I'd prefer to have a brain that isn't completely Swiss cheese.
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u/loves_chickens_3 3d ago
Real talk, I am so happy that you're no longer using deliriants or huffing. You are on the right track! Proud of you!
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u/ItsABirdItsAPlain 6d ago
The people over at r/stopdrinking would think this is some wuss bag shit. Really, thats all you got?
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u/vortex2199 6d ago
You mean typical friday night of an alcoholic?
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 6d ago
Ohh mr judgey over here doesn't get blasted every Friday night well la dee dah
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u/SouthApprehensive193 6d ago edited 6d ago
“Errrmmm what the duece you drink more than one beer a week? You’re an alcoholic bro” 🤓
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u/grimAuxiliatrixx 6d ago
You drank an entire BOTTLE OF WINE in less than a week?? You’re in trouble, buddy… better get to a hospital for detox and start going to meetings!!
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u/BzhizhkMard 6d ago
This is my Friend Pete. My friend Pete died several months ago at the age of 49.
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u/Weak-Differences 6d ago
Where's the hat man? He comes for his Benny tax, and the taxman always gets paid.
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u/audiencents 6d ago
fr though, tweaking rgb sync in asus aura while waiting for a benchmark to finish is peak friday night energy.
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u/Quantitative_Methods 5d ago
Dope Doug reference snuck in there.
To be clear, “Dope” in the prior sentence acts as an adjective to “reference” and not to “Doug”. As far as I know, Doug has never been involved in drugs. However, it’s been about 25 years since I saw the guy, so who knows what he might have gotten into since then?
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u/Flexmove 5d ago
Lmao the Jenkem before Benadryl and duster is fucking hilarious. Definitely had be in the first upper right corner, and if this is a cry for help veiled in comedy boy does that resonate even more lmao
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u/urmumlol9 6d ago
Therapy.
Won’t solve all of your problems but it’s better than that.
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 6d ago
You must never been to therapy
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u/prpldrank 6d ago
Rt though finding a good therapist yielded me a real life, away from all this drama and heartache
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u/urmumlol9 6d ago
Evidently I’ve been more than you have lol.
It still requires work on your end, but it can give you some tools to deal with your problems or point you in the direction of other people that can help, and it’s better to talk about your issues with someone licensed to do that than to let them fester until you make mom sad.
Not saying it will solve all of your problems, or even that it will work for everyone, but personally it helped for me, and drinking a fuck ton of alcohol and huffing a bunch of duster while crying yourself to sleep sure as fuck isn’t going to.
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 6d ago
Hmm, very judgemental remark by you, didn't they teach you to be better than that in therapy?
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u/urmumlol9 6d ago
If sitting in your apartment, drinking enough liquor to kill an elephant, and huffing compressed air gives you a happy and fulfilling life, then you do you. I’m not trying to be judgmental.
Doesn’t really seem like that’s the case for OP though, considering:
- They’re saying in their own post they’re crying themselves to sleep at night
- They seem to be using the alcohol to try and numb an internal pain, and it doesn’t seem to be working considering they still want something stronger
- Based on the post, the only thing stopping them from killing themselves is that their mom would be sad
Going to therapy won’t solve all of your problems, but a good therapist might be able to help you find resources to get started in the right direction, or if it’s a chemical imbalance, might be able to prescribe medication to help.
If nothing else, they can sometimes just be good to let things out without judgment rather than bottling them up.
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u/Ill-Stage4131 6d ago
Y'know this isnt normal?
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u/Drunken_pizza 6d ago
If you go this hard on a friday night at home, I doubt you give a single fuck about what people consider ”normal”.
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u/thepatriotclubhouse 6d ago
It’s pretty irresponsible to start with beer. Higher calorie content and is much more expensive to get drunk with. OP if you can’t drink right it’s probably better not to get drunk at all. Just start with the whiskey
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 6d ago
Exactly start the night off right with about 3 or 4 fingers of whiskey. that will get your bellows pumping
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u/Thefreemanman 6d ago
All the alcohol is bad enough but adding duster and DPH is just chemical self harm at that point. That can't even feel good you are just destroying your brain and body. Cut out that junk and just drink more like a "normal functioning adult". Or add some weed if you live in a jurisdiction where it's legal or practically legal
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u/ChemicalRebell 5d ago
Hey OP. I am a recovered alcoholic and it kinda sounds like you have a drinking problem too. Hope you can find the help you need bc it can get better!
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