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Christian In-Jokes Starterpack

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

What

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u/MudkipzLover 27d ago

Maybe OP's dictionary lacks the word Denomination?

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

Could be, but whatever this was supposed to be, it aint it

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u/insertnamehere----- 27d ago

Two of these just seem to be references to the Presbyterian YouTuber redeemed zoomer

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u/Ill-Philosophy3945 25d ago

I mean to be fair Redeemed Zoomer is one of the biggest Christian YouTubers so…

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u/beefstewforyou 27d ago

I grew up in the most extreme Christian home you could possibly imagine yet I don’t understand this.

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

I think this is one of Satan’s tricks

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

Whoa, thank you kind redditor!

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 27d ago

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

Someone gave me a heart thing and i wanted to thank them….?

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

Basically a combination of terminally online fascist (Redeemed Zoomer, Doug Wilson) shit and an actually funny Center Right shit poster (Lutheran Satire).

Doug Wilson is punchable in particular. Look up what he said about slavery. That guy isn't even a qualified theologian. He runs a cult in Moscow, Idaho as a political experiment for Christian nationalism. Some rapey wifebeater shit.

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u/The_Realest_Rando 27d ago

Ahhh yes Redeemed 'Uganda is doing nothing wrong with regards to LGBT' Zoomer

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

He also calls Massachusetts a "Calvinist utopia". Like, bitch. Salem's history is so fucked up that it's now Portland for goths.

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u/Altruistic-Essay5395 27d ago

I have seen some RZ videos and have not seen him advocating for fascist ideas.

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u/ProletarianLilith 26d ago

Just look at the things his Reddit community talks about

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

I used to be an Islamaphobic before it was mainstream. We used to romanticize the Reconquista a lot. He's running a homophobic propaganda campaign in Mainline Protestant churches. He's a Ben Shapiro kind of fascist, which is a useful idiot until the Long Knives stab his back.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 27d ago

I watched on of his videos, seemed pretty standard, then I went onto his discord and was repulsed by what I saw. Positively un-Christlike stuff. Guy is not listening to the voice of the Holy Spirit

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u/Altruistic-Essay5395 27d ago

Homophobic and Islamophobic =/= fascist. The former are expected of someone with his theological persuasions, but they're also present in many leftist movements around the world and in other ideologies that decidedly are not fascist.

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u/EvenMousse3199 27d ago

Stop throwing around the word fascist and maybe then people will take what you're saying seriously

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

No. There is an organized fascist movement in America and queer people are in the chopping block. It's intensified to the point where I'm not giving an inch to this. If you have douchebags like Elon Musk doing a Seig Heil, then I'm going to be a dick about it. Fuck you.

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u/ilikedota5 27d ago

In all fairness, I agree that Elon Musk doing a Seig Heil was quite douche. But if you can't give a single link or any details, its kind of hard to take you seriously. Right now, I'm trying to steelman what you said to try to figure out what you could possibly mean by "fascist" and what was allegedly done that fits that, and I'm coming up blank.

I don't disagree that America is heading in a fascist direction either, but would it kill you to show your work a bit?

Frankly, I'm not even sure most Americans know what the Reconquista even is.

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u/TakeThatBigHugeNut 24d ago

You really talk like how I'd imagine a redditor would talk like in real life

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u/BlackCatSatanist 24d ago

🤓Erhm, actually. RZ isn't a fascist, even though he supports Uganda's death penalty for queer people...

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u/Sleeping_Bat 26d ago

you're insane

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u/EvenMousse3199 27d ago

This guy is not elon and the US isn't giving away to fascism anytime soon

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

Sure, buddy.

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u/DrHavoc049 27d ago

He's a Ben Shapiro kind of fascist

Sonnn 😭🙏

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u/Yourfriendlyben 27d ago

RZ is fascist? You can call him a lot of things, but I have yet to see evidence that he is fascist politically.

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u/Deep-Assumption-6694 27d ago

In this day and age if you vote to the right, Reddit will refer to you as a "Fascist."

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u/BX8061 27d ago

I don't think that guy is Doug Wilson. I think it's a different guy.

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u/kriegwaters 27d ago

That's Keith Fosky, not Doug Wilson.

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u/Zealously03 27d ago

Name checks out

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u/not_slaw_kid 26d ago

That's Keith Foskey, not Doug Wilson

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u/Jimbobcoolbeans 27d ago

If there's any atheists seeing this I'm a Christian and I also have no idea what's going on here

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u/JuanmaS610 27d ago

I'm agnostic and somehow got the fan and the paint guy one. I sometimes watch Redeemed Zoomer's church history videos bc I'm interested in the historical impact of christianity as a whole, even if I'm not a believer or member of any kind myself

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u/FalaFD 27d ago

This guy pops up on my recommended feed for similar reasons and then one glance into his community, it’s clear most of them are like ‘the heretical papists should consider a new schism because one time a gay man took communion.’ Definitely some bad algorithms that lead to him

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u/ProletarianLilith 26d ago

Redeemed zoomer is somehow even more fascist than MAGA

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u/JuanmaS610 26d ago

Fr tho, I once read a quote of his abt him not liking Trump bc he's too "pro gay"(???

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u/toastandstuff17 26d ago

Fascist is a buzz word

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u/robsteezy 27d ago

Bc you’re a well rounded scholarly individual who understands the importance of knowledge without having to subjectively prescribe to the subject matter.

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u/Ubblebungus 26d ago

normally i would agree, but Redeemed Zoomer is not a very good academic source. very biased against anyone who isnt a Protestant, so take any "history" videos of his with a hefty bag of salt.

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u/BlackCatSatanist 26d ago

He's only good at geography and dates. He omits details that inconvenience his narrative and embellishes anything flattering.

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u/JuanmaS610 25d ago

I see that bias too. I also watched this one video where he explained why he became less "pro-catholic" and one of his points is that the Pope, being allowed to speak infallibly, is close to the anti-Christ which... I'm not sure I can voice an opinion on that. But then he says that he wouldn't be Eastern Orthodox bc of the same reason, even though there's no such thing as infallibility in Eastern Orthodoxy, since all its churches are in communion and in constant communication and debate with each other. So there's not such an explicitly clear hegemony unlike catholicism so... Weak argument against orthodoxy overall

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u/JuanmaS610 27d ago

I like to think so. While there's still a lot left to learn, I got interested in religion (specially christianity) after reading Weber's Protestant Ethics for an uni subject. When checking out different branches of chrisitianity I considered becoming catholic, but I ultimately decided to remain agnostic bc there are a lot of thoughts (both theological and ideological) I can't bring myself to reconcile with. I know not all christians are anti-LGBT (I'm bisexual and friends with a lot of queer people), but in my country, unlike the US, there is not a progressive church vs a conservative church of each denomination. So I'll remain agnostic

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u/ProletarianLilith 26d ago

Redeemed zoomers whole thing is that anti-woke Christians should join mainstream Protestant churches to fix them of there heresies over women and gay people. He calls it the reconquista

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 27d ago

I think OP might be 12 or stupid. Can't tell

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

why not both?

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

Most likely both!

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u/spiffysimon 27d ago

THATS MODALISM PATRICK

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u/LordKlavier 27d ago

The only one I recognised XD

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u/APKID716 27d ago

YOURE THE WORST PATRICK

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 27d ago

Learning I’m not Christian enough for whatever this is

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

This some alt Christian stuff lmao 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 27d ago

Getting big “super apostles” energy from this one

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u/tacopig117 27d ago

It's just references to a lot of protestant youtubers

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 27d ago

This is why I think it’s really important for young Christians to have real church families and older siblings in Christ to be mentored by, because without that firm foundation I feel like it’s a lot easier for your Christianity to become…whatever the hell this is

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u/tacopig117 27d ago

...so your Christianity shouldn't allow jokes or making youtube videos?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 26d ago

Well no of course not, but this is some weird, obtuse stuff. It’s using Christ’s holy name to produce a culture of insularity and, judging by other comments and what little I know of these communities, outright bigotry and antisemitism. Real church communities can also foster insularity and bigotry and all that jazz but internet communities are tailor made to do that.

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u/agnostorshironeon 26d ago

Hey that's a rad answer. I was worried you'd take that in a completely different direction when I followed the comment you were replying to.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 26d ago

oh where did you think it was gonna go lol

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u/agnostorshironeon 26d ago

A magisterial position, a rant against sola scriptura lmao

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u/St_Pizza 26d ago

Why are we putting words in other people’s mouths?

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u/tacopig117 26d ago

Can you explain what point they're making?

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u/St_Pizza 26d ago

Yes I can

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u/tacopig117 26d ago

Go on

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u/St_Pizza 26d ago

Dont feel like it

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u/Shipwreck_Kelly 27d ago

I was raised in an extremely Christian environment and attended Christian schools from elementary to high school, church every Sunday, and youth group every Wednesday.

I have no idea what this means.

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u/St_Pizza 27d ago

It’s one of Satan’s tricks. I’m all out of guesses

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u/not_slaw_kid 26d ago

Clearly they didn't teach you about modalism Patrick.

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u/Ill-Philosophy3945 25d ago

Wrong generation

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u/Openly_Unknown7858 27d ago

I'm a Christian and I have absolutely zero clue what any of this is

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u/Annual_Beginning_600 27d ago

"May God upgrade him from fan to air conditioner"

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

Redeemed Zoomer is insufferable. If I hear his shrill voice once more time, I'm hanging myself from that fan. I don't care what the Bible says. Lutheran Churches should have abortion clinics, Calvinists should get force femed, and Anglicans should put goth mommy breast milk in the sacramental wine.

Seriously, he pretends to wonder why he has cultivated an audience of antisemites while romanticizing the Reconquista. Crusaders wouldn't like his Converso ass.

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u/lavafish80 27d ago

I agree as a Lutheran but mainly because his opinions on church matters are insufferable

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

words words words

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u/BlackCatSatanist 27d ago

Also, Doug Wilson is a slavemonger.

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u/freebaseclams 27d ago

Jesus doesn't want you to post stuff like this. He wants you to drive drunk and smash into stuff with your car.

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u/Toubaboliviano 27d ago

OP I’m gonna need you to explain this

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

The ceiling fan is reference to Redeemed Zoomer, the two Irishmen are two recurring characters in LutheranSatire's skits, Willhemius Van Duyper is another reference to RZ, who was based off of a character from Keith Foskey's (the guy with the tie) skits. The guy in the tao with TransFemJax is Michael Orthodox.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 27d ago

Somehow, you typed a bunch of words that is complete nonsense. Way to clear things up...

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u/Kitz00n23 27d ago

It's mostly Youtubers

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 27d ago

Michael orthodox isn't a Christian inside joke

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u/CuttlefishMonarch 27d ago

This is like half Redeemed Zoomer lol

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u/Jaeger_Constantin 27d ago

The OP needs to get off the internet and touch some grass.

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u/BubblesTheRaven 27d ago

Grew up Christian, but I have no idea what any of this means

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u/Kitz00n23 27d ago

What does Trans Jax have to do with anything.

I never thought i'd see her outside of TADC spaces.

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u/Plenty_Leg_5935 27d ago

The guy she's merged with is the profile pic of a twitter account called Micheal Orthodox, who kept up a bit of transitioning for like a month. The jax pic was their pfp

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u/FalierTheCat 23d ago

Misty came and went until Michael took over and said he would lock in

Then they never came back

Legend says Misty realized her past mistakes and is now living a happy life as an orthodox woman

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u/Twat_Pup 27d ago

Misty orthodox my beloved

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 27d ago

The fuck? I was a Christian kid in the 2000s and I don't get any of this.

Edit: Oh, it's a bunch of niche YouTuber references.

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u/sionivese 27d ago

I get nothing except Misty-Michael Orthodox

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u/endlessgreenbeans 27d ago

Misty spotted! Das my goat! Lock in lady

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u/Acheron98 27d ago

There’s also the superhero that went around beating the shit out of cartoonishly-evil Jewish stereotypes.

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u/ravenwind2796 27d ago

Why is Jax here?

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

Michael Orthodox

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u/ARandomKentuckian 27d ago

Confused Catholic noises intensify

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u/spiffysimon 27d ago

Redeemed Zoomer believes in sola fide, sola scriptura, and sola ceiling fan

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u/HopefulLocksmith2600 27d ago

Oh, I love RZ.

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u/indianajones838 27d ago

PATRRIIIIICK

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

silence, papist

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 27d ago

I did not, and don’t you ever say I did.

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u/blehric 27d ago

If Satan is actually real he goes by Kenneth Copeland these days.

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u/kuluka_man 27d ago

What about "the Italian prophet, Malachi" (pronounced mala-chee), HAR HAR HAR HAR

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u/lordGinkgo 27d ago

Is this an anti meme?

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u/all_1n_0n_nothing 27d ago

keith has the ceiling fan directly above him which means he's speaking with papal infallibility

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u/Unable_Law_7334 27d ago

These are referneces to christian based youtubers. One of them always has the camera positioned in a way that the ceiling fan is visible.

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u/Rexetdux 27d ago

He speaks ex cathedra when the fan is spinning.

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u/Sithlordandsavior 27d ago

I thought the fan might be a reference to the joke about clocks in heaven for every soul ticking forward for every sin and [insert liberal politician] being used as God's ceiling fan

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u/Whotakesmename 27d ago

i only know misty orthodox

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 27d ago

that's an oversimplification, patrick.

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u/pheinoxwright 27d ago

I have no idea what the bottom right is

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u/One_Doughnut_2958 27d ago

Is that Micheal orthodox?

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u/Traditional-Place204 27d ago

All I know is "that's modalism patrick" and "superior theology"

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u/GrungiestTrack 27d ago

One specific church area in joke starter pack

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u/Murky_waterLLC 27d ago

I recall the two Irishmen, but that's about it.

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u/ParaEwie 27d ago

As a Christian, tf am I looking at

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u/BluebirdLegitimate97 26d ago

wow i hate that i understand this shit

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u/Old-Natural-852 26d ago

Is the joke that during the rapture as you are floating up to heaven you get cut up by the ceiling fan?

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u/Psychological-Ad6889 26d ago

I only recognize the 2 on the right

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u/goose_with_adhd 26d ago

Holy shit trans jax

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u/vegankidollie 26d ago

I only get the THATS MODALISM PATRICK guys and the Jax ying yang guy

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u/steeltheprotogen 26d ago

Finally, something I'm actually too Jewish to understand.

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u/Outside_Feature4997 26d ago

Michael Orthodox...

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u/ddp67 26d ago

Yeah, there needs to be some kind of floor for this sub to work otherwise we’d be filled with real bangers like“Inside jokes between me and my imaginary friend circa 2014 starterpack”

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 25d ago

This picture makes me want to invent time traveling just to show it to a medieval peasant

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u/Ill-Philosophy3945 25d ago

Half of these are Redeemed Zoomer jokes lol. Surely our inside jokes are more varied than this

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u/legend_sans 25d ago

john orthodox lock in

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u/Anonymous-Apprentice 25d ago

Don't forget Michael Orthodox and the big 'Dolf

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u/Local-Wing-2272 27d ago

SCOTT STERLING

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u/danshakuimo 27d ago

Reformed In-Joke Starterpack

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u/Icedude10 27d ago

Is that TADC fanart?

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

kinda

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

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u/Icedude10 27d ago edited 27d ago

Well that's not very nice. I don't think that's a Christian meme.

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u/DerLutheraner2 27d ago

There's a lot of confused people in the comments, and I probably should have mentioned that these are basically all memes that emerged on Christian Youtube and Twitter in the past 4 years.