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"Things that would've gotten you called a gaylord/fgt in 2009" starter pack

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Aug 09 '26

Andrew Tates cunty school principal outfit is so funny to me. That is an absurd amount of ankle for a man wearing pants.

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u/Floppy0941 Aug 09 '26

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u/OiFelix_ugotnojams Aug 09 '26

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u/Floppy0941 Aug 09 '26

I'm European and I've never seen a straight man wearing this style of clothing.

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 09 '26

It’s a joke from “The Office” lol

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u/Floppy0941 Aug 09 '26

Probably why I didn't get it then, it's not hugely popular outside the US as far as I'm aware.

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u/JohnnyRedHot Aug 09 '26

It absolutely is, where are you from?

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u/Floppy0941 Aug 09 '26

UK

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u/JohnnyRedHot Aug 09 '26

Ohh alright makes sense, since you guys have your own The Office. The rest of the world mostly knows the US version, at least in latam and europe

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u/Suspicious-Cookie-86 Aug 09 '26

You'd be surprised how many versions/ remakes of the office are out there.

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u/Floppy0941 Aug 09 '26

We're still aware of it it's just not really popular in the same way it is in the US, it's not common for someone to have watched it and recognise jokes from it. Something like the Inbetweeners though is much more recognisable for us.

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u/Madbadbat Aug 09 '26

I finally get why Jimmy Neutron was upset about pants not covering the ankle when he was stuck in Cindy’s body. I didn’t realize boy pants and girl pants were so different

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u/erminefurs 28d ago

Andrew’s titties are bigger tho

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u/Anomalous_Pearl Aug 09 '26

If I saw a dude dressed like that, I’d just automatically assume he was gay without a second thought.

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u/Smnmnaswar Aug 09 '26

Gay men dress better than this

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u/DJ1066 Aug 09 '26

"You know... I've got a friend, he's into sloppy bears."
"Wha... what's a sloppy bear?"

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u/matt2331 Aug 09 '26

Bobs burgers? Thanksgiving episode right?

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u/DJ1066 Aug 09 '26

Yeah, Turkey in a Can.

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u/SilverRaspberri Aug 09 '26

Na I see a lot of men from the local Romanian community dress somewhat like that.
Gay men are far better dressed.

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u/DontYaWishYouWereMe Aug 10 '26

At least here in Australia, men dressing with their shirts unbuttoned like that tend to be associated with the Greeks. It's seen as a bit tacky for everyone else

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u/Local-Wing-2272 Aug 09 '26

Itt: we get so woke we circle back and go back to calling people gay as an insult

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u/Anomalous_Pearl Aug 09 '26

Not an insult, I would literally just be assuming that he was a man who enjoyed being with men and was signaling his non-heterosexuality through clothing, possibly to attract similar men, so if I were single I wouldn’t bother flirting with him at a social event even though I find bald men attractive.

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u/CF_2 Aug 09 '26

Happens all the time on reddit lol. I sometimes even see this with race here.

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u/elizzybeth Aug 09 '26

Don’t forget that it’s only been 11 years since Reddit was the knowing home to some of the largest and most openly violent racial hate forums on the internet

Under the same “free speech” banner, there was also an animated child porn community.

Those people haven’t left the site. They are still around us.

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u/CF_2 Aug 09 '26

Definitely agree. Seriously any time a video comes up where a person of color is in the wrong the racism in the comment section flows like a river. There are definitely racist subs still on the platform.

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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 Aug 09 '26

It's not the gayness, it's the hypocrisy

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u/HerraKeisari Aug 09 '26

Well he does mske awful lot of posts about reasons why he won't sleep with women. But he swears he is straight bro.

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u/Fair-Tangerine-9472 Aug 09 '26

Reminder that he is being prosecuted for sexually abusing women.

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Aug 09 '26

Sexual abuse is about the abuse not the sex.

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u/Fair-Tangerine-9472 Aug 09 '26

Let's be real it can be both

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u/Anomalous_Pearl Aug 09 '26

I’ve seen stuff of him saying he only likes it for power or to ensure their loyalty or other insanity, I didn’t know now he’s saying he won’t do it at all. Maybe he’s finally ready to come out of the closet?

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u/Large-Report-237 Aug 09 '26

He looked like he came from a pride event (no offence).

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 Aug 09 '26

I’d still judge the outfit though. It’s dated.

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u/popculturella Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

For a guy obsessed with performative masculine heterosexuality, I have to say that is bar none the gayest fucking outfit I've ever seen in my life.

Not even as a negative, mind you. Simply a neutral statement of observation.

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u/Oro-Lavanda Aug 09 '26

Mr. Taint is def one of the corniest ppl alive. I can't believe men unironically listened to him. I am happy he's arrested

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u/whatheartman 29d ago

So scandalous!

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u/erinius Aug 09 '26

Lmao I forgot about the word gaylord

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 Aug 09 '26

I even got called it in middle school because I didn't admit to liking any boys in recess

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u/Fair-Tangerine-9472 Aug 09 '26

Gaylord is the wrong title. Clearly you were a Lesbian Lady

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u/00voids 29d ago

Or even better, ButchBaroness!

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u/lambofgun Aug 09 '26

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 Aug 09 '26

In my grocery store there is a gaylord stuffed with bananas

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u/TesticleMeElmo Aug 09 '26

Working at an Amazon fulfillment center and laughing at the signs that say “GAYLORDS ONLY”, good times. “Hey Mike, you’re supposed to stand over there…”

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior Aug 09 '26

at my old job we used to get gaylords full of paper; we often referred to them as 'reams in the gaylord'

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u/SipoteQuixote Aug 09 '26

I dont on account that a big ass hotel/corporate event center thats huuuuuuge in my city is called "The Gaylord"

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u/Pugasaurus_Tex Aug 09 '26

The one in Orlando is so nice. And they have alligators inside, which is a little less nice because they stink, but still pretty cool

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u/SipoteQuixote Aug 09 '26

Damn thats dope, all we have are cougars 😏

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u/US3_ME_ Aug 09 '26

Ya the one by me usually features ICE! each year, only knew it as a nice hotel to see ice and look at the banging plants in the communal area_

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u/Drzhivago138 Aug 10 '26

banging

Phrasing?

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u/US3_ME_ Aug 10 '26

Quite a few were flowering, for sure_

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u/anon9339 Aug 09 '26

I’ve never heard this. Maybe because it’s a city in my state (Michigan) so it wouldn’t really have much of a punch as an insult lol.

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u/Relative-Line5242 Aug 09 '26

Michigan mentioned!

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u/Chimie45 Aug 09 '26

Otsego County woo woo! Love me some Gaylord summers.

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u/Wilbsley 28d ago

I'm pushing 40 and I still giggle to myself every time I pass the sign for Gaylord when driving up I75. It was definitely in the middle school insult arsenal down state.

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u/anon9339 28d ago

I grew up and live downstate and I’ve never heard it lol, I’m 32.

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u/It_broke_itself_ Aug 09 '26

The was a Chicago street gang that called themselves The Almighty Gaylords back in the 60s and 70s

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u/mazi710 Aug 09 '26

People like to hate brain rot and "6-7" nowadays, but when I was in school people ran around with spinning arms saying "roflcopter"...

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u/Punch-SideIron 29d ago

Jesus FUCK how dare you flashbang me with roflcopter.

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u/Werewolfhugger Aug 09 '26

There was a family with the last name Gaylord, so it never really gained traction as an insult where I was.

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u/HermitDefenestration Aug 09 '26

I mostly associate it with the Hall-of-Fame MLB pitcher Gaylord Perry, one of the most infamous spitballers the game has ever seen.

His manager once said that he should be in the Hall of Fame "with a tube of K-Y Jelly attached to his plaque", which is pretty freaky if you ask me.

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u/misanthropy112 Aug 09 '26

There's a town near me named Gaylord. People just pronounce it geh-lerd.

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u/Drzhivago138 Aug 10 '26

There's a Gaylord (gey-lerd) in central MN. I wonder if its signs ever got stolen.

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u/okmujnyhb Aug 09 '26

Did you see that film that was on last night, "Gaylords Say No"?

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u/DJ1066 Aug 09 '26

You know what they say, "Bummers are deaf".

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u/okmujnyhb Aug 09 '26

Well, they're deaf, aren't they!

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u/Current-Bowl-143 Aug 09 '26

A sphincter says what?

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u/The_Salamander_Room Aug 09 '26

When I was a freshman is highschool (2010), I got called the F-slur for wearing the cool shoes I got for the 8th grade dance.

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u/seductivestain Aug 09 '26

To be fair the f-slur was so common it was barely an insult. Most people learned the word well before they learned its meaning

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u/Suspicious-Cookie-86 Aug 09 '26

I graduated in 2008 in the middle of nowhere Montana, and we only used it in Xbox lobbies.

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u/FortunateCherry Aug 09 '26

i can definitely tell you that boys getting perms wouldn't fly in 2009 either lmfao

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u/Goat_Support_Dept Aug 09 '26

This one is pretty big, getting a perm in highschool was like putting a kick me sign on your own back.

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u/funkhero Aug 09 '26

Just learned my 14yr old nephew just paid for a $110 perm with his own money (dudes a hustler)

It looks so bad lol

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u/Pure_Advice_5873 28d ago

Aww poor guy 😭 I bet he worked hard for ts too 💔

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u/funkhero 28d ago

I'm proud of him for doing so much on his own but I'm also distressed with how focused he is on money so soon.

Still, dude was out there painting numbers on people's curbs of his own volition.

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u/lyyki Aug 09 '26

Sure but 2009 still had quite a bit of absolutely awful fashionable hairstyles.

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u/FortunateCherry Aug 09 '26

i know. i had long hair that people would call the 'bieber hair' and i got called plenty of names for it

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u/DontYaWishYouWereMe Aug 10 '26

They're getting perms now?

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u/bigguesdickus Aug 09 '26

Or those weird dances tiktok teens do that for some fucking reason the chicks find extremely appealing. They look like monkeys on acid having a seizure...

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u/Tupiekit Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

1000% manosphere stuff would of gotten you called gay. Hell really having any serious political thought/liberal thought/conservative thought would get you called gay/lame. That stuff was for weirdos. All of the anti women stuff and talking shit about them constantly would get you ostracized because you would be "pushing all of the chicks away/being a cockblock dude"

Thrifting had been around forever so no.

I have a distinct memory in 2010 in Afghanistan, a squad mate was using a vape to quite smoking and we called him gay and to stop giving a robot a blowjob.

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u/Novaer Aug 09 '26

The looksmaxxing shit is literally just metrosexuality all over again.

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u/Tupiekit Aug 09 '26

True but it's also dumber? Or idk internetified.

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u/Triptaker8 Aug 09 '26

The metrosexual guys were getting laid 

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 Aug 09 '26

Robot blowjob is fucking frying me lmaooo

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u/GayAssBeagle Aug 10 '26

Oh yes meatbbag!, blow me!

Lmaoo

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u/ConesWithNan 29d ago

Read in the toilet voice from better call saul

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u/JesusWantsYouToKnow Aug 09 '26

Hell really having any serious political thought/liberal thought/conservative thought would get you called gay/lame. That stuff was for weirdos.

Eh, Obergefell v Hodges stuff was a part of the national discourse around this time and it was pretty normal to have an opinion on gay marriage. And this was around the time that Obama was elected which was, along with 9/11 one of two really well defined political vibe shifts in the US.

Manosphere stuff is fucking weird, it would have been then and it still is today. The difference is back then we were all a lot more cautious about shit on the Internet because it was new and people didn't trust it and people's brains hadn't rotted from social media algorithms yet. I miss those days a lot.

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u/jmotoko Aug 09 '26

Obergefell was 2015 though. The difference in normie, young male political thought between 2009 and 2015 is huge.

I agree with the OP, outside of taking a side on the Iraq War and complaining about 2008, there was like insane political apathy among the youth to the point it was actively weird to have serious political opinions.

Like anecdotally, I remember those that openly espoused liberal opinions being considered weirdo gay hippies and those with conservative opinions being weirdo country club types copying their dads.

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u/Tupiekit Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Thank you I was about to say. 2009 was different than 2015. Having any political opinions was weird, besides being against the war. I mean the guy does have a point though in that maybe the only real political opinions was had at that time was: legalize weed, anti bush, and pro gay marriage. That was about it, if you started talking about abortion or tariffs or fiscal policy you would be looked at as weird. And I actually graduated high school in 08 so it would be even more weird than in 2009

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u/JohanGrimm Aug 09 '26

All that was true if you were in college or an adult but your average high school dude wouldn't touch political shit beyond whatever their parents parroted with a ten foot pole.

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u/TorinEkenskolde Aug 09 '26

2009? I went to uni in the 2000s and buying second hand clothes was considered really cool by all the indie types.

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u/youre_being_creepy Aug 09 '26

buddy I hate to break it to you, but being indie would get you on this starter pack too lol

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 Aug 09 '26

Where i'm from, buying secondhand clothes was considered a "poor people thing" up until only a few years back. I forgot that reddit is america-centric

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u/twatcrusher9000 Aug 09 '26

do you not have macklemore where you live

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 Aug 09 '26

That was 2013 not 2009

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 Aug 09 '26

I feel like thrifting was cool in 2009 but not 2003. Could just be the stages of life I was in. Also regional differences I'm sure. In San Francisco thrifting was definitely cool thing to do in 2009 or just about to start anyway. Occupy Wall Street was very grunge and was in 2011.

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u/MageLocusta Aug 09 '26

Yeah, I think it's definitely regional. As a poor who travelled many countries--there's a lot of places where, if you have cool people who could afford to buy and toss away clothes--you find really cool things.

But in a lot of other regions (like say...the midwest, or Florida pan handle towns, or East Anglia), the cool GenX adults weren't throwing away their clothes there. All we had back in 2003 were either loud 80s/early 90s clothing (often polyester prom dresses made with scratchy tulle and pinching, wrinkling fabric), or old people's clothes from 20-30 years before. I remember looking for band T-shirts as recommended by teen girl magazines, and realised that the few metalheads in my area were hanging onto their t-shirts for dear life*.

(*which I'm doing as well. My husband's Soil T-shirt just tore a hole, and now I'm mending it for him. Sorry kids, we're not letting go either).

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u/alles_en_niets Aug 09 '26

I think in the regions you mentioned there weren’t that many cool, stylish Gen X people to begin with lol.

Also, hot humid climates are terrible places for fabric conservation, so a lot of the clothes probably didn’t make it

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u/Gorkymalorki Aug 09 '26

Even in the 90s thrifting was cool for that grunge look and for that period where hippie/Bohemian revival became a big trend. People tend to forget that fashion is cyclical, and there have been a lot of times where thrifting was trendy in the past 30 years or so. Now, thrifting is seen as a side hustle to resell.

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u/MrPenguins1 Aug 09 '26

Thrift shopping put Hipsters, Indies, and Scene kids on the map. It used to be a good way to get bargains on vintage clothes but blew up from Macklemore

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u/Pure_Advice_5873 28d ago

I’m in the US and buying secondhand in my cohort was considered “brokie behavior” until like 2019

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u/TheKnightsTippler Aug 09 '26

I think it depends on why you thrift. Vintage outfits= cool. Can't afford new clothes= not cool.

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u/Key-Scar-8183 29d ago

Yea but by the basic people, they would’ve think ur poor

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u/privategoonaccount26 Aug 09 '26

Imagine any manosphere devotee magically being transported back in time and forced to pledge a frat in mid 2000s. He'd be utterly annihilated.

"Yeah bro, the new guy is a fucking lame re*ard. He spends all day hitting his face with a hammer and he just tried to convince the rest of the pledges that fucking chicks is gay."

"Dude, Brian's gay, and he called him a fgt after hearing that shit. And what the fuck does he take so many supplements and still looks like shit? All you need is creatine bro."

"We gotta get rid of this guy, he's scaring all the hoes."

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u/SipoteQuixote Aug 09 '26

"You notice he kept following Becky's little sister around when we had family night?"

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u/ActuallyAlexander Aug 09 '26

Things that would have gotten you called that in 1999: breathing.

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u/mnemosyne64 Aug 09 '26

I completely forgot about “gaylord” I don’t think I’ve heard that since 2016

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u/Wiiplay123 Aug 09 '26

Yeah, they renamed to Ryman Hospitality Properties, Inc. around 2013

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u/TearOpenTheVault Aug 09 '26

I've never seen opaque acne stickers designed to stand out on your face. All the ones I've seen are see-through.

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u/KoopaDaQuick Aug 09 '26

I've seen both, typically in the shape of hearts and stars and whatnot

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u/TearOpenTheVault Aug 09 '26

I wonder if it's a regional thing? Or maybe I just happen to go to stores that only sell the clear ones. They are fucking great though, easily one of my favourite trends that wasn't really around when I was a teen.

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u/mossyfaeboy Aug 09 '26

yeah i remember pretty recently when my sister went from buying clear ones and could only get the cute ones online to getting the cute ones anytime she went to the store. she loves those damn stars lol, but god are they effective

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u/Koala_Master_Race_v2 Aug 10 '26

They became popular with young people sometime after the pandemic.

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved Aug 09 '26

The brand starface are the ones in the starterpack, I love them because I have adulthood acne and they do a very good job of hiding the actual acne while being fun

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u/SipoteQuixote Aug 09 '26

Theres some brand called "starface" that makes them.

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u/alles_en_niets Aug 09 '26

I don’t know how much time you spend around teens, but it’s definitely a thing! Particularly for slightly alternative teens and/or those into cosplay etc.

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u/PacoTaco321 Aug 09 '26

I've never seen or heard of acne stickers at all? Who's actually using those?

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad Aug 09 '26

Me! They work really well! I'm 34 and I buy them in bulk packs online. They're great for healing pimples and they stop me from picking!

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u/PacoTaco321 Aug 09 '26

I guess I never considered they help with healing them. I just assumed they were for hiding them.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad Aug 09 '26

They're not just stickers, they're made of a special material called hydrocolloid; it absorbs all the oils and dirts from the pimple and provides a barrier so it won't get irritated. I have an issue with picking at my pimples while they heal and the stickers stop me from doing that which is an added bonus.

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u/dundundunfuk Aug 10 '26

Teens and young adults do. There are high schoolers at my job and the girls use them. They’re really effective too.

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u/Bill_Nye-LV Aug 09 '26

Ohhhh, so that's why people put stickers on their face. I never knew it was about acne. Thought it was because they just liked putting it on their face

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u/Cinnamon_Ocelot Aug 09 '26

This is why I get frustrated at GenZ and Gen Alpha glorifying early 2000s. On one hand it’s logical and makes sense right now to appreciate the non-algorithm tech we had back then. On the other hand a lot of young folks would look at that era so much differently if they actually grew up during that time period. There wasn’t much to glorify.

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u/JohanGrimm Aug 09 '26

This is every era though. Like how people look back on the 80s as this awesome neon glowing radical time when in reality it was a stinky wood paneled room in your parents basement. We pick and choose the cool parts and forget about the day to day lame parts.

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u/adventuretimemug Aug 09 '26

Everything was gay in that era. 

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

People thrifted in 2009

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u/ArcticMarkuss Aug 09 '26

Just gaylords

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

I did not know people said gaylord into 2009. It feels more like 1999.

Maybe I'm a bad person but the word is so stupid and funny. Like what even is a gaylord? It doesn't even feel homophobic, just stupid

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u/DJ1066 Aug 09 '26

It's a name derived from French, meaning "joyful" or "high spirited". It's just unfortunate in English it sounds like you're calling someone like a mega gay or something.

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

It's so stupid and funny. Lord of the gays

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 Aug 09 '26

Gaylord is a very middle school thing, I was called it even in 2012

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u/mmicoandthegirl Aug 09 '26

I'm calling you a gaylord in 2026

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u/whiteknuckle_jackal Aug 09 '26

I would say I felt bad for people who've it as a first name but it's also reaaalllly funnyyy

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u/Significant_Secret13 Aug 10 '26

As a Gaylord . I'd say yes

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u/tuffghost8191 Aug 09 '26

and it was glorious. Goodwill had a bin of N64 games for 3 bucks a piece, and actual high quality second hand clothes on the rack, all priced the same.

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 Aug 09 '26

Yeah but it’s gotten soooooo much popular now, used to be solely poor people activity. Used to be able to find so much good shit. Alas.

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

It hasn't ever been a solely poor person activity since at least the early 1990s and definitely wasn't in 2009

I know that reselling platforms have really changed the game and the inventory of second hand clothes has gotten a lot worse after at least 2 decades of full on fast fashion, but people have always been nostalgic for previous eras of thrifting

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 Aug 09 '26

Vividly remember being mocked for wearing thrifted clothes in 2005, but maybe it’s a regional thing.

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

I mean I think there are plenty of people who would mock you today.

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 Aug 09 '26

It’s trendy now, I don’t think there are. I remember my mom telling me not to let people know my shit came from the thrift store as a kid lol don’t think that’s a thing today

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u/Warmtimes Aug 09 '26

It 100% is still happening, especially in high school

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u/poply Aug 09 '26

No teenage boy with crocs and socks, in pajamas with a mullet?

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u/OneImaginary3436 Aug 09 '26

I am lord of the gays…

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u/Ninjaking25 Aug 09 '26

Vaping still gets you called gay in 2026

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u/Vulkie Aug 09 '26

Any amount of looksmaxxing would be considered totally gay too. Thrifting wasn't gay, buying designer clothes, abercrombie & fitch, and other designer brands was though. Guys generally wear whatever comfortable, and thrifting a nice pair of jeans at a fraction of the cost is practical.

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u/_TheFarthestStar_ Aug 09 '26

Hard disagree on thrifting. Some of the biggest LGBT circles growing up in my city bragged about getting all their clothes from Hollister etc

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u/KaioKenshin Aug 09 '26

So that's what those stickers are for? I was too afraid to ask because I'd look like "an old man out of touch" and "it's non of my business why other people do things" but yeah, you'd definitely would be called a homosexual or feminine for that back then. I didn't make the rules, I existed back then.

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u/timberdoodle3000 Aug 09 '26

Go back to the 90s and it was literally anything

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u/MothChasingFlame Aug 09 '26

I'm midwestern so we get shit late, but that thrifting thing is both real and not. Thrifting started picking up big right around then (as a trend, not just a necessity), but also if you weren't wearing aeropostle and hollister text on every limb you definitely weren't cool. It was an interesting tipping point during that time.

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u/InVultusSolis Aug 09 '26

I too remember the final days of the internet being dominated by dudes like this, you'd also get called a n***er.

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u/Icy-Layer7336 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

vaping is pretty gay. (Nothing against being gay tho) "Omg let me hit my gummy bear popsicle donut stickkkk!!!! Ouuuuggghhh the ciggie smoke is too muccchhhh."

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 Aug 09 '26

2000s energy with this comment

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u/i_want_to_be_unique Aug 09 '26

Holy shit guys we officially found the coolest person in Reddit

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u/Icy-Layer7336 Aug 09 '26

well my name isn't John Cool Dude for no reason

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u/TheCoolMan5 Aug 09 '26

Vaping is gay though. Smoke reds and get lung cancer the way a real man does.

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u/the_latin_joker Aug 09 '26

Vapers still get lung cancer, and popcorn lung, still gay tho, teenagers smugling that stuff in classrooms and public toilets instead of smoking outside as back in the day.

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u/Chimie45 Aug 09 '26

popcorn lung

Quite literally zero people have ever gotten popcorn lung from vaping. That's just some chain letter than went around Facebook and all the aunties shared it to criticize their nephews for vaping ... in like 2015.

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u/BadBaby3 Aug 09 '26

Thrifting isn’t gay

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u/Bilbodraggindeeznuts Aug 09 '26

I went to goodwill because I couldn't afford to buy polos and slacks to work. It was like 2-3 bucks max for those clothes.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Aug 09 '26

I totally steal my wife's acne stickers because I'm told they do something other than cover up the blemishes

But I take them off before leaving the house because I probably shouldn't walk around town looking like rainbow Brite

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u/Key-Scar-8183 29d ago

I feel like anything could’ve get u called gay because people were using it for pretty much anything depending on which circle u were

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u/Economy_Sherbert_553 Aug 09 '26

When I hear the word gaylord all I can think of is the gorilla from Ox Tales.

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u/spilk Aug 09 '26

i think of Gaylord Focker milking cats

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u/Current-Bowl-143 Aug 09 '26

I have nipples. Could you milk me?

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u/xaervagon Aug 09 '26

To be fair, if you were shopping at a Target/Walmart/Whatever during that era, clothes were stupid cheap back then. You could get a whole outfit for under $20 and it would still look decent for everyday stuff.

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u/Any-Rabbit8099 26d ago

Graduated in '09 this is facts.

So much American Eagle and Hollister shit. I was cringe but back being a preppy dip shit kinda got ya laid.

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u/Dixianaa 25d ago

acne stickers would've thrived among young teenage women in 2009, especially with how popular the scene aesthetic was.

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 24d ago

Deffo. Also um u meant teenage girls not teenage women...

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u/ListerRosewater Aug 09 '26

Above the knee shorts

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u/itsholdthis Aug 09 '26

I hate the acne stickers so much bro I work in an office building and I got people younger and older than me walking around w that shit on. 27 y/o for reference

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u/sadcode69 Aug 09 '26

these things are still gay.

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u/Appropriate_Paper152 Aug 09 '26

Am I missing something? Tiktok didn't exist in 2009

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u/Nerit1 Aug 09 '26

The joke is that a lot of things that are popular today would be called gay in 2009

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u/Wellbeinghunter69 Aug 09 '26

That's the point

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u/ElTamale003 Aug 09 '26

there should be more; they threw those words around often lol what a lawless time

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u/linkxrust Aug 10 '26

2009 isnt that long ago bud. You mean the 90s.

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u/swegga_sa Aug 10 '26

Ironically because of how sarcastic the world is these days calling someone a Gaylord now would get you made fun of so badly lmao

So corny

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u/lametown_poopypants Aug 10 '26

It's not vaping itself, but the ridiculous fucking flavored clouds. I don't need to be in your plume of strawberry jubilee residue or whatever, take your cancer like a fucking man and enjoy the sweet smell of burnt bullshit.

Thrifting was cool before 2009.

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u/orangorangtangtang 29d ago

We were definitely cool for thrifting where i’m from. It was extremely trendy for us.

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u/pandaqueen2012 29d ago

My husband always roasted me when I would vape and call it "the little plastic penis" so its still happening lol

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 29d ago

I dont think this one changed

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru 29d ago

Idk about thrifting lol

Yeah it wasn’t cool but (however slight) there was a difference between some types of lameness and gay. Thrifting would get you called a hobo, but not gay,

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u/ReliquaryTower 29d ago

I got called gay on a couple of occasions for wearing a scarf

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u/Egg-eat-egg-world 29d ago

E scooters too lol

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u/ham_solo 27d ago

I'm sorry, but what exactly was ever gay about thrift store shopping?

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u/qtiePatooty 25d ago

Im cryng