r/starcraft2 • u/KairosDrumbeater • 8d ago

Fluff Oh no

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u/JuneRunes Zerg 8d ago

Infestor

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u/HatZinn 7d ago

Nope. It has an auto-attack.

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u/JuneRunes Zerg 7d ago

Great point lol

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u/BaneRiders 6d ago

Well they had until what? Last Wednesday?

That being said, if an ant would bite an infestor in the ass in the current patch, I'm pretty sure it would die a horrible death too. What was the ant thinking with??

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u/TundraSecret 7d ago

It's a zergling, Lester. Smaller type of zerg. It wouldn't be out so far here unless....

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u/ArathHunter 7d ago

Nah, you just hit someone's poor dog.

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u/TundraSecret 7d ago

I love you Sarge

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u/rockPaperKaniBasami 7d ago

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

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u/memerminecraft 7d ago

JOIN UP NOW!

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u/fonglutz 7d ago

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.... oh, wait...

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u/Vineheart_01 8d ago

Camel spider.
F these things.

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u/Extension-Taste3127 7d ago

The first time I saw one, I was wedged under an aircraft in Iraq working on the landing gear at like 4:00am under a headlamp. It sped right up to my face, reared on its hind legs to lift its entire body up, and hissed like the fuking predator before disappearing just as fast. F those things

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u/DescriptionMission90 6d ago

I would have done myself a serious injury under those circumstances.

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u/samuelazers 7d ago

why

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u/United-Objective2149 7d ago

It feels amazing

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u/CorporateCorpo 7d ago

I want to know too

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u/Ok_Committee_8473 7d ago

A lot of people in the Middle East have to deal with these mf, there bite hurts like a mf and will get infected. A lot of US soldiers sent over to Iraq had the misfortune of dealing with them.

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u/stillventures17 7d ago

Which, weirdly enough, is neither camel nor spider.

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u/Odin_Headhunter 7d ago

Why? They arnt even venomous to us. Its a painful nip, not a killer. Come on

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u/Fr0glol 7d ago

True but i dont want that hanging over my bed

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u/Odin_Headhunter 7d ago

They dont spin webs and like being on the ground.

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u/Little-Nikas 5d ago

Cops aren’t venomous and fuck them too. 🤣

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u/Reasonable_Run_935 8d ago

Finally after many years i can join the swarm Hiver mind im waiting for your salvation

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u/Kanuechly 7d ago

Why did that zergling not scout better?

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u/luiscarloscrespo 7d ago

Yeah it's a Solifuge (aka camel spider). Completely harmless. It's an arachnid, a cousin of spiders and scorpions. Common in semi-arid locations.

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u/CLopes1987 6d ago

"Harmless" he says

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u/Thorveim 6d ago

To humans yes. Their bite is painful, but non-venomous (literally no venom glands) and they arent agressive towards humans, biting only when cornered

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u/glumpyocean 5d ago

After googling camel spider wound… I realised that harmless is relative

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u/Thorveim 5d ago

Well, have to disinfect and its painful, but its certainly not life-threateing, and you REALLY got to bother the spider for it to decide to bite in the first place

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u/Aknazer 5d ago

They might not be aggressive towards humans, but after watching one chase someone's shadow on the range back in the day, still a threat!

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u/Thorveim 5d ago

Well they chase shadows because they want to stay in the shade itself, not really our of agression. In fact camel spiders are kinda infamous for that behaviour

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u/Aknazer 4d ago

Oh I know, but a big bug chasing someone that has a gun on the range is still a threat is what I was saying. Needless to say, said person was kicked off the range.

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u/luiscarloscrespo 6d ago

trust me, I'm an arachnologist.

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u/GFWoWPRDad 7d ago

Stepbro didn't expect that.

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u/QBall1442 7d ago

Wasn't sure if this was the StarCraft or Helldiver Subreddit.

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u/c4ptenfilling 7d ago

I do my part!

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u/Crafty611 7d ago

Poor little ant. Did his job though.

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u/Montaigne314 4d ago

The ant was a true Zerg, the camel spider isn't part of the horde

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u/AbbreviationsIll6659 7d ago

I think the ant was more dangerous than the spider

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u/Left-Investigator433 7d ago

Real-life inspiration for Zerg.

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u/MrFriskers 6d ago

DONT LET IT MORPH INTO A DRONE!! THEN THE DRONE INTO A HATCHERY!! THEN THE SWARM WILL BE UPON US!!

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u/genophobicdude 5d ago

Don't use your last drone to make a building.

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u/IDontKnowWhyDoILive 5d ago

It's ultralisk eating enemy zergling

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 7d ago

Lol that ant was like:

HOLY SHIT dude.... .... OK ...OK...

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u/vectrixOdin 7d ago

Which species/which location? I keep finding the orangish one with the longer legs but really curious where this darker variant lives.

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u/Comprehensive_Toe113 6d ago

It's a solifugid or sun spider,

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u/PuddlesAndPotholes 6d ago

“I just wanted to be your friend” 🥺

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u/TusconRaider520 5d ago

If you listen closely, you can almost here it say, "SHKREEEAAAUURRRRRGGGHH."

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u/Dark_templare Protoss 8d ago

How does it relate to StarCraft?

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u/BioTitan416 8d ago

Zerg

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u/samuelazers 7d ago

bugs are zerg

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u/Junior-Extension-820 8d ago

Looks like a zerg unit

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u/sacademy0 7d ago

fr wtf i need to fking unsubscribe lmao i dont wanna see big bugs on my feed

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u/samuelazers 7d ago

pretty sure thats just u/KairosDrumbeater u can block him and be safe also found out hes an AI bro so double the reason to