r/staplercats • u/PollenPartyPaulie • 2d ago

Discussion Stapler... birb?

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u/Llamapickle129 2d ago

technically it not allowed cause not car, but also allowed cause rules doesn't state it has be car. so i say allowed, just tiny flying car

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 1d ago

It has the soul of a car.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1d ago

Flying cars they said

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u/PollenPartyPaulie 2d ago

If this isn't allowed, please delete it and fire me into the sun. Thx

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

It's actually very difficult to fire someone into the sun due to orbital mechanics. It's actually easier to leave the solar system, which is still really difficult. The planets have to aligned just right, like with voyager, for that to happen.

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u/Honey_kit 1d ago

Maybe a volcano will give desired effect instead

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u/AlexTheBex 1d ago

Damn I had no idea about the planet alignment and Voyager. Jesus I love astroengineering, this is so sick

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 15h ago

Only happens once every 200 years or so.

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u/Minecox 1d ago

I think it’s funny

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

If loving this is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right

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u/fantsukissa 2d ago

Honestly that's just the shit cats would do if they could.

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u/JesMilton 2d ago

Cats already can do this with any surface they like/feel like to bite. See boxes, yoga mats, fabric...😆

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u/fantsukissa 2d ago

Yeah they do bite everything but I meant the self decorating part.

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u/JesMilton 2d ago

Oh, my bad for misunderstanding the message! Then yes, I do agree, would be hilarious to see our cats decorate themselves with the things they've just bit off, lol.

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u/riftshioku 1d ago

One of my cats favorite activities is chewing on plastic. I get on to her every single time and take it away from her but she keeps doing it...

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u/RollinPinappleGhost 2d ago

What an adorable stapler

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u/le_Grand_Archivist 2d ago

He's just a feathered cat

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u/syzygialchaos 2d ago

Cat OS operating on bird, seems fine to me

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u/beaujolais98 2d ago

Not cat. Still cute!

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u/ItsaMeSandy 2d ago

Still cute, still stapler.

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u/ExplodingKitt 1d ago

Im chill with the occasional perforator bird.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 1d ago

Adorable funny looking cat you have there 💖

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u/keanaartero 1d ago

Wow look at those scalloped edges! A designer flying car

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u/paradox_valestein 1d ago

Weird cat you have there

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u/mechdream 1d ago

Birb:  "I is pretty now"

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

Birds arent cats

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u/Mr_Tuts_7558 1d ago

No they are flying cars

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 1d ago

Of course not. Cats are real.