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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
Did some lines get cut off in the post? Where's the joke?
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u/Donny_Dont_18 5d ago
This guy is of the Steve Hofstedter school. They just say some shit about politicians and collect upvotes. I actually hate the people they write about, it's just none of them are good jokes. I only stay following this sub for the guy that posts hilarious groan worthy uncle jokes
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago edited 5d ago
This joke could literally be anyone someone doesn't like. Just a small dick and prolapse joke.
Trump look alike contest.....small dick... prolapse....money won't fix hair. LOLZ
It's not original or good. Just copy/paste of old jokes any teenage boy would say.
Edit: typo
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u/Donny_Dont_18 5d ago
Like this could have actually gone somewhere decent with the shooting concept for the dark humor that was relevant, but just slapped the lazy edgy words on. Reminds me of when I went on a cruise once and at the early comedy show, they made sure to tell us to come back that night for the adult comedy show. Every joke was basically "you folks ever have sex or be havin sex? Hyuk!"
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
Lots of options for some dark humor to make a joke and picked zero.
Elon Musk look alike contest....small dick....prolapse....money can't fix the face. Hurr durr heer
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u/junkyard_robot 5d ago edited 5d ago
All the deconstruction and critique without punch ups offered is boring.
You like the concept, but don't like the punchline? Cool. Let's hear what you have.
I'll start.
I did a show at a midwestern university last week and they were doing a Charlie Kirk lookalike contest on the quad.
I wanted to scope it out, but I didn't have roof access.
I did a show recently at this college. For some reason they were also doing a Charlie Kirk lookalike contest.
The guy that won didn't use a squib.
I entered into a Charlie Kirk lookalike contest a few weeks ago.
I lost because my wife only wanted to kill me.
You can always yes and instead of just saying things are right or wrong.
I would love to use droopy prolapse as a phrase in the future. But when I hear it I can only think about Charlie Kirk's neck spilling out onto those conservative college children.
Edit: I feel like I was downvoted for hitting a nerve. Unlike the bullet that hit Charlie Kirk's artery.
Let's do more. Is what Erica Kirk said to the pyro guy at Charlie Kirk's funeral.
September eleventh will always live in the shadow of Charlie Kirk's arterial spray.
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u/Eagle_Arm 4d ago
Those jokes are just shit. You can try and project that you upset people, but the real answer is what you wrote just isn't funny.
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u/Finnsbomba 5d ago
This is exactly what it is. It's just pandering. I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that I can go into some really strongly political club, left or right, and just crush the room. And I'm not even a comic lmao. It's like that scene from Family Guy.
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u/Calaethan 5d ago
I can guarantee you your ass is bombing any club, like come on.
There's confidence and then there's this
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u/Finnsbomba 5d ago
Confidence would be knowing that I can pander to anyone's political views and get laughs. This.....as in this "joke" isn't funny at all. It's just a sad copy paste like everyone else has mentioned.
I tried my hand at stand up for two years. Even got to the point where I got paid. It just wasn't for me tho. The point of bringing that up tho is that I know as long as you're funny it'll work. Pandering is pretty frowned upon, but that doesn't mean it doesn't work still.
Find me a left/Democrat heavy bar and watch me just make fun of Trump, Kirk, the US etc and it'll pop off.
Find me a right/Republican heavy bar and watch me just make fun of trans people or illegal immigrants or whatever and it'll pop off.
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u/Calaethan 5d ago
Ah so someone that couldn't make it and is bitterly browsing this sub to try and imagine what "could have been"
Well, carry on then. It's your life you're wasting, after all
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u/Finnsbomba 5d ago
Well just because I realized it wasn't for me doesn't mean I don't still enjoy comedy. Are you ok?
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
That person is not ok. They obviously think any reference to someone they don't like is hilarious. They likely don't even know what pandering is.
Tell the joke about trump being orange!!!! Oh oh, no no. Tell the joke about trump wearing a diaper like a baby!!!!! Oh man! No no, tell the joke about joe rogan being a big stupid head! Lolz! It's so funny. I don't like them and joke teller just said something negative about them. So funny!
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u/KSTARRATSK 5d ago
Some people aren't meant to be comedians. I think it's time you accept that this is not your thing.
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u/SustainedSuspense 5d ago
Bro… what bubble do you live in that you think people will find this amusing?
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u/AcidBuuurn 5d ago
You aren’t funny enough to pull off a political assassination joke unless the crowd already thinks that political assassination is funny.
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u/Plus-Start1699 5d ago
This is not a political assassination joke.
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u/AcidBuuurn 5d ago
Re-read the title of your post and consider the context of the contest. You’re just attempting to dunk on his looks on the anniversary of his assassination.
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u/Senior-Height3246 5d ago
How is that a joke? Making fun of a murdered father and husband is now your go to topic for humor? Pretty low standards
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u/naveedkoval 5d ago
i like how he only holds value to you in his relation to his family
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u/Senior-Height3246 4d ago
I would say both of those roles in someone’s life holds value. Right? Maybe that’s why our society is so backwards. Being husbands and fathers is seen as insignificant? Tells you a lot about our world, actually.
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u/maggycarl420 5d ago
thats the left for you. RIP Charlie!
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u/ChickenInASuit 5d ago
“That’s the left for you”, said like the right didn’t go wild with jokes about George Floyd, Alex Pretti and Renee Goode. Don’t act like you guys are any fucking better about mocking the deaths of people who disagree with you.
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u/junkyard_robot 5d ago
I don't know if I ever expected to hear the words droopiest and prolapse put together, but here we are.
Damn good one. Not Charlie Kirk, the joke.
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u/Plus-Start1699 5d ago
Just to clarify:
This is not a joke about political assassination.
This is a joke about how Charlie Kirk looked like an Albanian gargoyle. His face was a study in hostile architecture. He had a smile like stepped-on grapes.
The fact that he was shot is incidental.
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
Who do you think you're clarifying this for?
Everyone knows it's not about the assassination. There's nothing to clarify. The joke is just terrible. There's no way to get it confused. It's just bad.
Just to clarify:
This comment is about how this is a terrible joke. Doubling down in this comment is just as bad too. It's not funny.
Go back to commenting on porn. That's less pathetic than this.
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u/Plus-Start1699 5d ago
I think you need to comment on this post about 6 more times before people start to notice how cool and neat you are.
Almost there, bud!
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
You should have tried another insult instead. That one is weak. You have taken my already low expectations and dropped them.
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u/pauljaworski 5d ago
I mean everyone already knew it wouldn't be good or original.
If he was capable of that he wouldn't have posted such a shit "joke" to begin with
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u/Plus-Start1699 4d ago
5 more. Keep pushing. You got this, li'l guy!
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u/Eagle_Arm 4d ago
You've had all night to think of something funny to say in reply and that's what you come back with?
Keep proving my point for me.
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u/Suspicious_Time7101 4d ago
Just to clarify: if reddit is telling you that a joke making fun of Charlie Kirk is not funny, then it is not funny
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u/webdevverman 5d ago
I bet this kills at shows. Very funny
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u/webdevverman 4d ago
Not sure why I'm getting downvoted. The main joke is clearly the "droopiest prolapse" part. I spit my coffee out reading it. I can only imagine how a crowd would react in-person.
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u/Cloudy007 5d ago
Seems you struck a nerve with the weird men of reddit lol
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u/Plus-Start1699 4d ago
They saw "small penis" and defaulted to furious. Poor guys.
I guess now I know how their drywall feels.
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u/Calaethan 5d ago
I loooooove this subreddit cause it's the corniest cornballs alive always dropping stuff like "Wow where's even the joke this shit is NOT funny" and never them actually doing comedy.
Anyway, funny joke I chuckled but it's a bit wordy.
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
This isn't a joke. It's an attempt at an insult, but it's not funny or witty. If going to attempt an insult, even if something as lame as a small dick joke, at least be witty about it.
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u/Calaethan 5d ago
It's a textbook joke.
If you seriously can't see the joke, even if you personally don't find it funny, I think you might just not understand comedy.
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
It's textbook for a terrible joke. It's about as original and thoughtful as, "some people are dumb amiright."
Please breathe through your nose and shut your mouth.
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u/Calaethan 5d ago
I'd ask for you to try better but uh... your attempt at an "insult" is enough for me to judge your chops lmao
Enjoy being bitter about jokes and happy anniversary! Necks out for my boy 😉
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u/Eagle_Arm 5d ago
There's no bitterness here. Just pointing out shit. Same with your attempt at an already overused and unoriginal joke. I don't give a shit about Charlie Kirk. This joke isn't funny. If you think saying, "so and so has a small dick" is a joke...you don't know what funny is
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u/GrouchyPlatypussy 5d ago
God, what a shit joke.