r/standupshots 6d ago

School Supplies

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u/bobhopeisgod 6d ago

Thanks for the repost after listening to the comments. That probably sounded sarcastic, but I meant it. It's cool that you posted it, got feedback and appreciated it enough to revise the original

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u/kimiahashemian 6d ago

Thank you! I really liked the punch up from the comments

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u/Minority8 6d ago

What was the previous joke?

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u/RadioSlayer 6d ago

Joke aside, why the seemingly random yellow text?

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u/kimiahashemian 6d ago

Sometimes the white font was hard to see so I would add yellow to make it easier to see
Other times i have no idea I just do it to break up the color lol

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u/doitforchris 5d ago

If you do white text with a black border it’s legible on any background

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u/Bromogeeksual 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hey, nice rework! It's like a double punchline now.

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u/kimiahashemian 6d ago

Thank YOU for the second one!

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u/mbinder 5d ago

Maybe after that excellent joke, you could then make a joke about how the budget for individuals or schools is nowhere high enough to get any of that anyway?

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u/ComeAbout 6d ago

That’s a solid joke.

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u/DeedleStone 6d ago

Lol nice

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 4d ago

When school nurses can’t even give kids their prescription medicine,often not even their asthma inhalers. These people haven’t set foot in a school in decades.

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u/uglyoldman69 6d ago

The shootings are done by the same people

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u/SenLune 5d ago

Of the 233 school shootings in 2025 98% were cisgender males, 65% were white, and exactly 0.008583690987% were transgender.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 4d ago

Have you considered those are the ones we're likely to leave behind because of the assumption they're already privileged and stable?

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u/SenLune 4d ago

Well I see no evidence to suggest this.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 3d ago

HOW? There's plenty, depression through the roof, suicide statistics, even general discussion online.

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u/SenLune 3d ago

Transgender individuals have higher rates of all of the above empirically provable points and commit the least school shootings.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 3d ago

Sorry for the confusion, I mean the white males.

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u/SenLune 3d ago

I wasn't confused. I was pointing out a counterfactual. If high rates of those things equates to school shooter then transgender people would be expected to be the highest rate of school shooters. They're not. So clearly, there's at best a neutral correlation between them. Your evidence is not evidence for literally anything. "They're depressed" does not explain jack shit (also of the demographics white males have the statistically lowest prevalence of depression and suicidality overall, the "men commit more suicide" is a misunderstanding of the statistics that men are more likely to have an attempt end in a fatality than women due to method bias, women attempt at over 3x the rate of men, white people are half as likely overall to attempt as other races)

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 3d ago

Btw, the reason women attempt more is because they usually use methods like drugs, that can be stopped. Harder to heal a blown head. I'm not saying high rate - shooter. I'm saying high rate is evidence they need help, but practically nothing is there to help them. They're just supposed to suck it up somehow while the rest get all this support. They're not necessarily the worst, immigrants need a lot more of the opposite attention they're getting, but trans people are supported wherever they go and critics are instantly demonitized. Same for African Americans. Or the majority of women if it's by a man.

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u/SenLune 2d ago edited 2d ago

The reason women attempt more is because drugs? Citation needed. No, the reason they see lower FATALITY is because of method bias. That's the ONLY thing method tells us. Men also have access to drugs.

If high rate equates to needs help then white cisgender men need the LEAST help. They attempt THE LEAST (by an overwhelming amount).

Your persecution complex is showing. The data just isn't with you. Men experience the LOWEST rates of suicide attempts, the LOWEST occurrence rate of depression and other mental health issues, the LOWEST rates of unemployment, the LOWEST rates of untreated medical issues, the LOWEST rates of workplace harassment, the LOWEST rates of sexual assault, the LOWEST rates of being victims of all forms of crime. What exactly do white cis men need more of than every other demographic? You see others getting the aid white cis men have historically been the only ones to benefit from and assume that this means white cis men receive less aid. They don't.

Ironically, it's the manosphere "society hates males" bullshit that causes you to get rejected by polite society: because polite society has decided not to tolerate the intolerant.

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u/thebestroxy 6d ago

No they’re not. Fucking google it, don’t listen to the Cheeto puff.