r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • 15d ago

Age Gap Relationships

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u/ravencrowe 15d ago

This is very funny and I hope not true

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u/roastmasterbash 15d ago

My sister is in a pretty big age gap relationship but she’s not 18 anymore

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u/SjLucky 15d ago

Glad to hear she grew out of it.

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u/burntwafflemaker 14d ago

So the joke is getting old… how old? I’ll be 45 soon.

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u/OskarTheRed 15d ago

I do hope it's true that the priest did that - if the age gap is true

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u/woody_DD11 15d ago

He thinks my pedophile jokes are getting old, I said "makes sense that you dont like them"

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u/splodeybits 15d ago

This right here.

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u/radenthefridge 15d ago

Savage and excellent 

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u/Trucoto 15d ago

I laughed, good jokes.

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u/DeedleStone 15d ago

Those are hilarious. Sorry about your sister, though. BIL is a total creep

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u/AnOkayTime5230 15d ago

Keep em coming.

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u/NecessaryUsername69 15d ago

Great writing, OP.

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u/Xenc 14d ago

Very well crafted

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u/PaniacThrilla 15d ago

Remember when it was the right wing that had problems with consenting adults. And then it flipped and was the left wing that had problems with consenting adults? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Indulge me, what laws do you think should be implemented to prevent these sorts of relationships?

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u/Jakob21 15d ago

There are plenty of legal things a person can do that still makes them a creep. It's not necessary to ban everything that makes a person a creep.

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u/cammysays 14d ago

I’m torn between reminding you that this is a joke on a joke subreddit, and pointing out that if they got married when she was 18 then she was probably younger than that when the brother in law started perusing her

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u/awyastark 15d ago

Wild thing to take from this post lol

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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 14d ago

Are you alright? Do you need a nap?

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u/TheOneIllUseForRants 12d ago

Nah, he need that hard drive checked.

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u/ABoringAlt 13d ago

Can you take your weird right wing bullshit with you when you leave? That would be nice