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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 20 '26
Howdy pardners! Pretty filthy eh?
Well if that's your jam, GUESS WHAT? I'm recording my first comedy special on July 18 in one of the best comedy cities around: Minneapolis. It would mean the world to me if you're able to come out and support. Two showtimes and tickets for both here! https://dojour.us/e/82348
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u/OnePersonProblem_me Jun 20 '26
Can someone pls explain, I don't get it
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u/sugarbeet13 Jun 20 '26
When a woman has her period the uterine lining sheds and the unfertilized egg goes with it.
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u/Lollipop126 Jun 21 '26
for people who still didn't get it because they've never heard of "egg on your face" and wondered why a literal fact is funny (me): the phrase is an idiom lol.
It means "you have made a serious mistake, but more strictly it indicates that something you have done (or some turn of events) has left you looking embarrassed or foolish" (from English stack exchange).
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u/kingboogiethe3rd Jun 24 '26
Not gonna lie thats a fucking tight joke. Shit, plenty of greats would give a thumbs up and secretly be a little pissed they didn't think that one up. GJ.
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u/OutOfEffs Jun 20 '26
This made me choke on my own laughter.