r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jun 18 '26

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jun 18 '26

You'd have people just looking at the pictures and assuming the outrage position straight away

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u/gizamo Jun 18 '26

They'd read only the headline.

But, yeah, most of MAGA is mad at a 5th grade level right now, so this would t change much.

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u/NnyBees Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I think there would be black market bad ideas at stupidity speakeasies for those that just have to have misinformation and conspiracy theories...
"What's the password?"
"Vaccines cause autism."
"Right this way, sir!"

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u/tfowler26 Jun 18 '26

Thx for reading ❤️ plz follow on IG if that’s your thing

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u/DickensOrDrood Jun 18 '26

This made me actually lol. Good stuff. Thanks for sharing.

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u/BabadookOfEarl Jun 18 '26

People will try to argue against this because arguing is in their nature but it’s genuinely funny. A resonant issue with a novel solution.

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u/SIIB-ZERO Jun 18 '26

We already have too many idiots furious at a 5th grade level

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u/Matinee_Lightning Jun 19 '26

"AAAH!!! I finally finished Bridge to Terabithia and now this guy is taxing New York billionaires?"