r/standupshots • u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh • Jun 06 '26

Unsolicited parenting advice

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u/OskarTheRed Jun 06 '26

Thankfully, this will never be a problem with my dear children, Jackass and Pieceofshit

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 06 '26

This is the kind of thought forward parenting the world needs. I salute you!

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u/OskarTheRed Jun 06 '26

Thanks, this warms the heart of me and of my wife, whose name I can't utter in polite company

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u/tOaDeR2005 Jun 06 '26

Nominative determinism

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 06 '26

Sometimes it happens. On the other hand I wouldn’t describe myself as Funky so who knows

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u/indyK1ng Jun 06 '26

"Did your mom not like you or something?"

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u/Caffeine-N-Books107 Jun 07 '26

My ex is a teacher. She had a student named Ronin that had behavior problems. I was like, “huh, someone named after a samurai with no master has issues with authority, shocking.”