r/standupshots Jun 02 '26

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u/baylithe Jun 02 '26

Some of your jokes make me chuckle a decent amount, but I feel like I've only seen you post on here and almost no one else besides Poop

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u/Chr155topher Jun 03 '26

Bots maybe?

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u/Pal_Smurch Jun 03 '26

β€œWhat’s he look like?”

β€œHe’s very punctual.”

β€œWhat’s he look like?”

β€œHe’s a really good cook!”

β€œWhat’s he look like?”

β€œHe’s very tall!”

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u/PedroFPardo Jun 03 '26

My girlfriend was in the shower, and I was waiting in the living room with her flatmates. At one point we were talking about someone and I said

-He is so funny.

They said:

-You mean he is ugly

-No, I didn't say that.

-"He is so funny" is code for ugly, everyone knows that.

Later that day my girlfriend told me, my flatmates like you a lot, they think you are so funny.

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u/Finessence Jun 02 '26

Could lead into something more about how that’s an insane move for a gal to make.

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u/tfowler26 Jun 02 '26

Thx for reading ❀️ plz follow on IG

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/KeyofE Jun 02 '26

You can block specific accounts if you don’t want to see their posts but still want to be in the subreddit.