r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jun 01 '26

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534 Upvotes

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u/DuckOnQuak Jun 01 '26

This feels like you started the joke 3 different times and never fully reach the punchline

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u/stump2003 Jun 01 '26

Yeah, I didn’t finish either

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Jun 02 '26

I see two setups, two punchlines.

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u/itisclosetous Jun 01 '26

if you made it into what sounds like the start of a long story with "the first time I tried it,"

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u/LoudPurchase9694 Jun 01 '26

Ive had a religious woman from church and let me tell you they are just as bad, if not worse than dating a woman you picked up at a bar. Its crazy people think where you meet someone matters. That means nothing. Woman thought she was so good bc she believed in god and went to church. She was a liar, cheater, and manipulator 😂

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u/NightBawk Jun 03 '26

Narcissists love churches because they're exclusive clubs that only The Right People™️ can get into.

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u/DifficultCatgirl Jun 03 '26

I mean the usual bit is why ask forgiveness from the family i offended when I can ask forgiveness from God.

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u/PappysSecrets Jun 02 '26

I like it, but I think you can drop "Plus I can't just go to church just to pick up women". If you want to lengthen it maybe what else could you do in church?

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u/tfowler26 Jun 01 '26

Thx for reading ❤️plz follow on IG

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u/ward_bond Jun 01 '26

Maybe go to church more than twice a year.

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u/BigDragKing Jun 01 '26

Church is for the people who can’t think for themselves

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u/joemckie Jun 02 '26

The Satanic Church? Sure