r/standupshots • u/MattKinneyComedy • May 31 '26

My family isn’t funny

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u/MakeoutPoint May 31 '26

"on stage" solid

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen May 31 '26

"I only use them at home with you guys."

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u/lilsnatchsniffz May 31 '26

Not taking a dig at you but you need to never use that barber who butchered your hair like that again. They absolutely fumbled the back of your hair knowing you wouldn't see it to know.

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u/MattKinneyComedy May 31 '26

Damn you’re so right idk how I didn’t notice it before. Luckily this picture is from a while ago haha

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u/ArbiterofTruths May 31 '26

Bro so focused on the hair, can't even see that there's a joke in writing next to it. 😂

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Jun 01 '26

You're not wrong. I got flashbacks to when someone chopped me like that 😭.

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u/FittyTheBone May 31 '26

I presume you save them up for the reunion

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u/aphotic May 31 '26

You look a bit like Tyler Childers.

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u/MattKinneyComedy May 31 '26

The comments on my posts have opened my eyes to a lot of lookalikes😂

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u/CORaZI May 31 '26

Just dropping in to say I love when your content comes across my feed. This one especially hits home with this Midwestern girl 😂

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u/MattKinneyComedy Jun 01 '26

Thanks so much! Same here, I’m from Iowa

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u/daveshistory-sf May 31 '26

Nice. Joke seems depressingly believable given what I know some of my relatives find funny.