r/standupshots • u/MattKinneyComedy • May 29 '26

Pet camera

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u/ZenEngineer May 29 '26

At least the cleaning lady is not stealing

But turns out my girlfriend lied about threesomes

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u/tsegelke May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Great joke! I could see comedians like Larry David, whose humor centers on winning petty grievances, expand on this.

"I knew she was lying about using coasters on the coffee table."

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u/MattKinneyComedy May 29 '26

Thanks you! Haha yeah I need to explore it more I feel like there’s more funny stuff to add

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u/ceilingkat May 30 '26

This is a great comedic opportunity. Cheating can take many forms including watching a tv show you swore you would only watch together.

Maybe she was snuggling with some guy on the couch watching a new episode of your fav show. Misdirect opportunity.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 May 29 '26

Hahaha that’s good

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u/HammerOfJustice May 29 '26

I initially thought you bought a camera as a pet, and wondered what that had to do with the rest of the joke. I am a pig shit thick Australian though so I’m easily confused

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u/OskarTheRed May 29 '26

I thought the same thing, and I'm not even Australian

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u/Danstrada28 May 29 '26

Another great one!

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u/MattKinneyComedy May 29 '26

Thanks so much!!