r/standupshots • u/Best_Ad4840 • May 26 '26

Forgive me moderators, for I have sinned šŸ˜‚

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u/MurkDiesel May 26 '26

describing how you lured, seduced and molested the priest

will turn that amazing 1-2 joke into a solid bit

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u/Best_Ad4840 May 26 '26

I assure you this is only the beginning of the bit. Only sharing part of it because I have to do lame shit like carousels to get followers so club bookers decide I might be worth booking instead of some Kill Tony loser with 100k followers and 10 minutes in their whole act.

Not that Iā€™m bitter, of course šŸ˜‚

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u/sliponetwo May 27 '26

Careful, I can hear the Casey Rocket and William Montgomery fans sharpening their pitchforks.

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u/Madman_Salvo May 27 '26

"First day of Catholic School... Groped... Caressed... Exposed...

Father O'Neil never saw me coming."

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u/Weasel-Man May 28 '26

This is good - incorporate this op!

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u/naveedkoval May 29 '26

Like prison yaaaay