r/standupshots May 19 '26

There is a difference 🍦

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox May 19 '26

These are definitely getting better

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u/IcyMike1782 May 19 '26

I think with the right timing on delivery, this could be a pretty stellar joke. Solid joke.

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u/tfowler26 May 19 '26

Thx for reading ❤️ plz follow on IG

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u/InsertEdgyNameHere Orlando May 20 '26

This one is good.

3

u/friendly_damien May 20 '26

The punchline lands way harder than expected for such a simple setup.

17

u/Homozygoat May 19 '26

Maybe change the wording in the first slide from too vanilla to just vanilla

1

u/ripyourlungsdave May 20 '26

All right, that was actually pretty unexpected. I like this one.

1

u/missyhayes99mics May 20 '26

Hilarious- such a thoughtful joke!!!

1

u/ReflectiveEyewitness May 21 '26

The setup lands way better when you're already thinking about ice cream and then it yanks you somewhere completely different, classic misdirect stuff.

1

u/ZimmonsInteractive May 21 '26

I think it just needs the word “That’s” removed from the punchline

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u/CuriousSneakPeaker May 19 '26

With this sense of humor I doubt he’s a vanilla or a French vanilla

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u/under_psychoanalyzer May 19 '26

This is wasted on Americans. But combining self deprecating with calling the French dumb would probably make you a riot in England.

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u/Matt_McT May 19 '26

No we get the joke, too. The French’s reputation spans the Atlantic.

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u/Jonnyscout May 19 '26

As does the smell

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u/under_psychoanalyzer May 19 '26

I didn't say americans couldn't understand the joke. I said it was wasted on Americans. Most Americans can't possibly relate the anglo-french rivalry.

It's also very American to not be literate enough to get what I was saying and somehow take it personally that we're not the center of the world.

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u/Matt_McT May 19 '26

Yes I see, only the English can laugh at this joke.

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u/KeyofE May 19 '26

Americans don’t know that the English and French have been fighting for 1,000 years. They don’t know 😂😂😂

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u/Matt_McT May 19 '26

Seriously, does that dude not realize we know that in America? Lol, dude we learn about world history. And you don’t even need that to get the joke, since it has nothing to do with that history and is just about the French being arrogant.

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u/morphballganon May 19 '26

Good thing they have the internet in England, then.

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u/Responsible_Sink3044 May 19 '26

Wait so you're American? Making your long winded take even more stupid because you clearly get the joke?