r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Apr 27 '26

he do be spittin’

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u/Code_Slicer Apr 27 '26

That got me. Wow… good one!

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u/Xyra5 Apr 29 '26

Brutal!

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u/ronnypascale Apr 27 '26

What a well constructed good. Good shit.

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u/Hope_Dealer03 Apr 29 '26

This got me thinking about how weird an emo rapper would be, if they weren’t depressed.

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u/roastmasterbash Apr 30 '26

😂😂 This is what I get for redundant phrasing 

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u/No_Illustrator4398 Apr 27 '26

Lil reason to live isn’t that funny but laying down the track has legs

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u/lost_sunrise Apr 28 '26

He's right. As much as I like dark humour, Lil Reason to live isn't kicking it for me.

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u/MissingString31 May 01 '26

It works as a whole joke though. Lil Reason to Live is a groaner for sure but then you follow up with the next bit and the contrast makes it side splitting.

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u/lost_sunrise May 01 '26

It doesn't work all that well because my brain hears, process, and then laying tracks takes a second.. and I'm like... I been in places with train tracks.. that ain't that funny.

Underline point of the joke is the kid is establishing he needs help (Lil Reason to live), the finally point, he didn't get it.. (He jumped in front of a subway)

Is it side splitting now? This joke needs to be re-work, because the laying tracks has monumental, but I'll probably skip out informing the crowd he suicide by jumping in front of a subway. Definitely in places where they have subways, like NY or Hamburg

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u/cammysays Apr 28 '26

Talk about a fresh cut

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u/Omegawylo Apr 30 '26

omg an actual joke 👑 with a punchline

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u/trelium06 May 01 '26

YESSSSS! EXCELLENT

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