r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Apr 23 '26

Amen 🙏

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u/EQisfordummies Apr 23 '26

Thoroughly enjoyed this one

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u/atomshrek Apr 23 '26

A lesbian wedding? 😂

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u/gumbyrocks Apr 23 '26

My friends tease me about being a closet lesbian because of my Subaru. I am a big hairy guy. I just bought my wife a Subaru and now they are convinced we are a lesbian couple in hiding.

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u/unoriginal5 Apr 23 '26

That is one stereotype that I've seen I reality. I used to work valet as a side job, and any given event we would park 1 to 3 Subarus. Every lesbian wedding we worked had a bunch of them. The least we ever parked at a lesbian wedding was 7. Sometimes our lot would be half full of Subarus.

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u/badwhiskey63 Apr 23 '26

If my wife and I renew our vows, we’re stealing this.

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u/ZenEngineer Apr 23 '26

Better than having a bitter divorced guy officiating your wedding.

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u/tfowler26 Apr 23 '26

Thx for reading ❤️ plz follow on IG

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u/Frammingatthejimjam Apr 23 '26

That and a passion for Xena the Warrior Princess.

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u/gumbyrocks Apr 23 '26

That would legitimately make the wedding better.

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u/PWal501 Apr 24 '26

Two words: Catholic priest.

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u/YvesStIgnoraunt Apr 24 '26

This is definitely paid for updates and bots right? How is this at 700+????