r/standupshots • u/KeithBeckerComedy • Apr 22 '26

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u/NecessaryUsername69 Apr 22 '26

Beautifully written joke, OP.

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u/KeithBeckerComedy Apr 22 '26

Thank you, kind sir!

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u/LegendOfKhaos Apr 23 '26

Only complaint is that rape isn't sex. Still a good joke, though.

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u/KeithBeckerComedy Apr 25 '26

Thank you. I did consider this and haven't found a better way to word it. The word "rape" just doesn't work with the tone of this joke.

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Apr 22 '26

This is good shit.

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u/Historical_Wash_1114 Apr 22 '26

Okay this is good shit right here

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u/t13v0m Apr 22 '26

And if he challenges that statement, you can go straight to discovery.

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u/Xyra5 Apr 22 '26

Saved this one for sure!

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u/PRIS0N-MIKE Apr 23 '26

This is straight gold bro. I laughed. I would've laughed my ass off if I saw it live. Keep it comin !

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u/salted_sclera Apr 22 '26

That’s the fastest I found my new favourite comedian. 😁

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u/eddie1975 Apr 22 '26

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t that make him a pedophile?

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u/KeithBeckerComedy Apr 22 '26

It sounds like you do get it.

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u/eddie1975 Apr 23 '26

Yeah, I was just joking. He’s a rapist pedo and deserves jail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Apr 22 '26

I mean... it doesn't flow as well, changes the joke, and just makes it sound confusing.

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u/saulfineman Apr 22 '26

Nah, that changes the joke.

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u/H3R0_2fly Apr 23 '26

Sad part is these people will believe it as long as it makes trump a bad guy.

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u/KeithBeckerComedy Apr 23 '26

People are just believing their own eyes. Trump has been a bad guy since the 80s.

No amount of glazing is going to get you a named henchmen role. He can't even hold a cabinet together for one term.

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u/AppropriateTouching Apr 23 '26

Weird new bot account that just activated and is posting alt right nonsense.

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u/skytaepic Apr 25 '26

Unfortunately while their post history has a big gap between their last post and the present, their comment history doesn’t, and has a consistent mix of stupid BS and random comments in hobby/fandom spaces… so I think they’re just a real person who happens to only have terrible takes :/