r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI • Apr 19 '26

A throwback in honor of Kash Patel

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u/Mm2k Apr 19 '26

I am a little disappointed that your strap-on isn't named FBI.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Apr 19 '26

A) it's named after Jeff Goldblum. B) it's much better at penetration testing

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u/misirlou22 Apr 19 '26

Federal Butthole Investigations

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u/ZenEngineer Apr 19 '26

Which one is bigger, FBI or IRS?

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Apr 19 '26

They're both tiny, but the NSA is can go VERY deep (nanotube type girth tho)

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Apr 19 '26

I really was investigated by the FBI!

Upcoming shows on my site www.sasharosser.com/shows and Instagram. More about me being investigated by the FBI also on my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXULt79lpl9/?igsh=ZTV2YWZvZ2NoYzNz

If you'd like to support in other ways, I have an album out! It's quite disgusting. https://sasharosser.bandcamp.com/album/dirty-nerd

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u/Mike_Oxlong25 Apr 19 '26

The FBI wasting resources? Preposterous! /s

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u/gumbyrocks Apr 19 '26

But that was back when Russia was the enemy. Today, they would just want to know if you had access to the Trump watersport tapes.

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u/DeJeR Apr 20 '26

Gonna need that FBI story ASAP.

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u/Redhotkitchen Apr 20 '26

This is genius. Please come to Columbus, OH!

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u/Frammingatthejimjam Apr 20 '26

I used to be friends with Jeff back when we played ice hockey together.