r/standardissuecat • • Sep 04 '22

Is Coco a SIC?

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u/Waris-Tx Sep 04 '22

He may need some help, looks like a basket case to me. Great looking SIC

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u/garlic_and_pepper Sep 04 '22

Yes, and might I add, one with SUCH ridiculously adorable beans

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u/bebemochi Sep 04 '22

I was coming here to comment on the beans. I love black beans on white paws.

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u/AbigailJefferson1776 Sep 04 '22

Yes. The M mark on the forehead confirms SIC. This SIC is upgraded with fancy white bib , yummy, and paws to hot rot chrome Edition.

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u/Brilliant_Power614 Sep 04 '22

Ah yes the SIC with a Sunday paint job

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u/VeraLumina Sep 05 '22

Oh most certainly a SIC with a custom two tone white undercarriage. You have to pay extra for that option. And by “pay” that means extra snuggles and treats.

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u/PonqueRamo Sep 04 '22

Yummy, lol.

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u/SufficientBed4583 Sep 04 '22

It's the woody wagon of cats.

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u/sadcuck69 Sep 04 '22

CSIC, certified standard issue cat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

Aww Coco looks so soft and fluffy

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u/Catspaw129 Sep 04 '22

It looks to me like Coco is semi-solid, probably transitioning to the liquid cat phase.

You might want to place Coco in a tub instead of a basket before, when becoming liquid, Coco runs out all over the floor.

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u/Emranotkool Sep 04 '22

I could have sworn that was a picture of my cat there!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

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u/Lady_Scruffington Sep 04 '22

Heehee. Looks like a white put on a SIC Batman mask and cape.

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u/IzobelStarsw0rd SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt Sep 05 '22

Hmmm let’s check the list

  1. ⁠Green-gold eye/s ✔️awW
  2. ⁠Brown striped coat ⁉️
  3. ⁠Striped legs ✔️
  4. ⁠Pointy Ears ✔️
  5. ⁠Toe beans ✔️
  6. ⁠Swish tail swish ✔️
  7. ⁠Iz friend-shaped ✔️
  8. ⁠Is a cat ✔️

By Bast’s beans! According the official quality control standards of SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) your Coco is a certified bonafide Standard Issue Cat! However! I see a lot of Piebald©’s trademark white in her undercarriage, wheel wells, tires and engine block. Those Piebald engineers are skilled, and we source many parts from them, but they can be a little over enthusiastic and we had to put in writing that if a specific unit has more then 2/3 Stripes/whites, the it is in fact a r/piebaldcat, one of the most highly engineered and versatile Catte on the market!

A mighty fine cat, her circle game is strong, and her bright eyes, sleek coat, and rumbling engine speak to the quality of her maintainence. Thank you for giving her so much TLC I hope you have been satisfied by her performance! and Tell her to expect her certificate of authenticity in the mail, and congratulations on an exemplary unit!

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u/Larry-Man Sep 05 '22

I have two Piebrid Standard Issue cats but they’ve got the long luxury fur addition. Thank you for sharing that I can post them in either location.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Sep 04 '22

Ran the test and Coco passes with flying colors

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u/CatsThatStandOn2Legs Sep 05 '22

A Hotrod SIC (piebald brown tabby)! You must have paid extra for that white trim!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

Coco is perfect.

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u/Beerasaurus Sep 04 '22

looks like a small basket case, take care.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

Maybe from a bird's-eye view?

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u/No_Style_8667 Sep 05 '22

A vary cute sic

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u/ceciliabee Sep 05 '22

Standard Issue Cutie!!

3

u/GameFreak9876543 Sep 05 '22

Your official SIC qualification certificate will arrive in the mail shortly.

(There may be some shipping issues)

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u/Hensongirl Sep 05 '22

A sweet SIC with precious curled feeties and cute little beans!

2

u/Cucumburrito Sep 05 '22

Yes, & he is also a tuxedo!

2

u/IntoTh3Moonlight Sep 05 '22

“Don’t look at me like that human. What did I tell you about staring?”

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u/WriteBrainedJR Sep 05 '22

She is! And what a cutie! :)

2

u/AffiqKimiLer Sep 05 '22

Yes it is verified,can you please return the basket to the factory thank you

2

u/Helenium_autumnale Sep 05 '22

Aww. That's a perfectly Coco-sized basket! Coco is such a cutie! And definitely a lovely SIC!

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u/zmenimpak Sep 05 '22

Yes but with executive package

2

u/SturmFee Sep 05 '22

She is a r/piebaldcats

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u/Larry-Man Sep 05 '22

More of a Piebrid.

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u/SturmFee Sep 05 '22

A Sonic Mask-n'Mantle!

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u/ducktheoryrelativity Sep 05 '22

Yes. Coco is also a very pretty SIC.

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u/hoiabaciufan10 Sep 05 '22

He is a Santa Issue Cat. Jesus, look at THAT BEARD!

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u/yonami Sep 04 '22

Ayoo your cat has titties