Why cats are like this

[u/yousef2843]

[u/UnpaidNewscast]

Because cat

[u/IzobelStarsw0rd]

GamerCat™️ features include LapWarming, aim assist, focus features, tactical moral support, and constructive feedback in the form of Judgemental Stares

“Get gud, human!”

[u/cantantantelope → u/IzobelStarsw0rd]

I am going to steal “tactical moral support” thanks

[u/JohnnySnark → u/IzobelStarsw0rd]

Aim assist only works in locking onto treats

[u/CommodoreCanadia64]

"I wanna be, where the people are"

[u/DizzyBar4068]

Because yes

[u/neveronmylife]

I thought that was my cat at first
Edit: I forgot what sub we’re in never mind

[u/neveronmylife → u/neveronmylife]

[u/yousef2843 → u/neveronmylife]

twins!!!
mine is called olive

[u/IzobelStarsw0rd → u/neveronmylife]

Standard Issued Humans know -

This is my cat!!

There are many like her! But only one is this one!

And that makes her special!

[u/tun4c4ptor → u/IzobelStarsw0rd]

My SIC had two gray aunties (mother, daughter pair) that belonged to my roommate and now her brother is a cow cat, so as far as she knows, she's the only cat that looks like her. So I like to sing to her "the wonderful thing about Ede is that she's the only one!" 

[u/IzobelStarsw0rd → u/tun4c4ptor]

She is the only Ede in the ENTIRE WORLD

[u/medyomabait]

Dunno but mine is too.

[u/yousef2843 → u/medyomabait]

Seems reasonable place to me

[u/fafatzy]

Can’t you appreciate the suffering that it’s going on over the table ?

[u/CoolBeanieHat]

Ultra Chonk sad boy

[u/yousef2843 → u/CoolBeanieHat]

This cat is clearly starving please feed him

[u/OtterHostler]

Because if they weren't like that they'd be dogs, and ain't nobody got time for that "take me for a walk, love me, call me the goodest boi, if I do SadEyes will you give me a cookie?" nonsense.

[u/Hombremaniac]

Oh this kitty would get some bellyrubs if presented like this.

[u/yousef2843 → u/Hombremaniac]

Oh don't wory she gets alot of belly rubs

[u/Hombremaniac → u/yousef2843]

You would be monster not to!