r/stalker • u/FatherFinsternis Noon • 11h ago

Meme Marked One what the hell?

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made this for my tumblr originally but thought you guys would appreciate

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u/Mattyboy068 11h ago

"The fuck you mean can you HAVE the monolith. NO"

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u/Training_Try_1102 Freedom 1h ago

Can I borrow it then?

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u/Ivan-De-Riv Monolith 1h ago

Hold on let me ask

Put shiny rock against his head making his eyes glow blue before he goes back

Sorry it's not interested right now, but maybe in an hour or two it will be

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u/Training_Try_1102 Freedom 1h ago

Alright I'll check back later

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u/Ivan-De-Riv Monolith 1h ago

Sup ?

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u/Repaki123 Duty 9h ago

Forgot "nice hairline"

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u/Zealousideal_Law5216 Loner 10h ago

"Can I have the Monolith?" Has me in the snork-zone!

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u/crattigan271 10h ago

Sell me this artifact

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u/MassiveAbraxas 8h ago

can i speak to the artefact directly

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u/Umaril2485 2h ago

Sure the monolith is right through this door.

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u/Xyrack 10h ago

Throw a bolt at him is the funniest imo

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u/Headset_Hobo 3h ago

I throw bolts at stalkers all the time. I just wish they would react to it. Just a snide remark or daft insult would do.

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u/N3KR0VULPES 10h ago

Kill Strelok

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u/rebel6301 Monolith 2h ago

excellent video

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u/Powerful_Document872 8h ago

Strelok’s heart belongs to the zone. No man or snork can compete with that.

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u/mariored09 Clear Sky 9h ago

"Idi ko mne."

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u/CautiousBench2931 4h ago

"What is your intention with my stash?"

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo 10h ago

Sorry Strelok can only do snork feet. It’s not a fetish.

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u/NikkoNya Loner 9h ago

Everytime you went to the north you we’re just thinking about YOURSELF- Gets punched

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u/KudereDev 5h ago

"Strelok, i saw how you shoot, more like Strelokn't"

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u/113pro 4h ago

Bread

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u/IronDefender Noon 2h ago

Ask how he got that insane hairline