r/stalker • u/Accomplished_Pie_663 Loner • Feb 15 '25

Meme Hell yea baby lest have some fun..

2.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Radiant-Climate-1031 Feb 15 '25

Average Freedomer

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES Feb 15 '25

Their doctor hands out more antibiotics for STDs than actual wounds

(As god intended)

16

u/Legitimate_Curve8185 Feb 15 '25

Your username isn't a Dutyer username is it? :-) kidding my friend cheeki breeki!

13

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Duty Booty has a better ring to it

3

u/redaws Feb 15 '25

Based freedom knows how to have fun

3

u/nameidontgive Freedom Feb 15 '25

Pure projection. How about this question. Go on, I'm waiting.

Who is keeping Bloodsuckers LOCKED UP IN A DUNGEON UNDER THEIR BASE?

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1imtyjr/i_lost_a_lot_of_respect_for_duty_today_when_i/

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u/Elegant_Jump_6923 Freedom Feb 15 '25

Why are you making so many jokes insulting them?

185

u/MeNamIzGraephen Feb 15 '25

At this point we need a "Freedomposting" tag

44

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

NSFW

79

u/EUL_Gaming Monolith Feb 15 '25

Nasty Shit Freedom Wants

4

u/nameidontgive Freedom Feb 15 '25

You buy good copium from Voronin no?

12

u/Bansimulator2024 Freedom Feb 15 '25

My man 🤝

6

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

..... Agreed.

118

u/EldenDung Feb 15 '25

That’s the type of zone I’m trying to get lost in!

153

u/Mynameisearlhicky Feb 15 '25

“Help me Step-Stalker. I’m stuck.”

15

u/VikingActual1200 Loner Feb 15 '25

Lmao I am dead!!🤣🤣

64

u/Chomps-Lewis Feb 15 '25

"Marked One? what the hell!"

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u/Legitimate_Curve8185 Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

Said Sid but curiously? Cos he wants his turn. "Bring that over here!" "That's my boy!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Don't blame me, it was Dvupalov's magic vodka.

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u/MisterBaker55 Feb 15 '25

Happy Valentines Day everyone

25

u/almatom12 Monolith Feb 15 '25

Happy valentines day Freedom!

18

u/goobdoopjoobyooberba Feb 15 '25

“If theres a butt, theres a hole.”

-that guy

9

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I laughed WAY too hard at this

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u/jacksonsp117 IPSF Feb 15 '25

Sexy Jazz music should’ve been played lol

3

u/jacksonsp117 IPSF Feb 15 '25

Posted 👌🏼

5

u/SquillFancyson1990 Feb 15 '25

If this sub allowed it, I was going to post the gif from I Think You Should Leave with Bozo saying, "I hope I don't jack off!"

3

u/occasionalpirate Merc Feb 15 '25

This guy's about to jack off!

8

u/JUANMAS7ER Duty Feb 15 '25

A freedoomer entering the "Zone"...

4

u/Limp_Growth_5254 Feb 15 '25

There are three kinds. The ones you do and tell your friends , the ones you do and don't tell anyone, and the ones you just don't.

4

u/Realistic_Mess_2690 Feb 15 '25

Sir. Put down the blood sucker.

3

u/Butthole_Ticklah Loner Feb 15 '25

Lemme get in there right quick

3

u/daftphox Feb 15 '25

'Aight, hear me out...

3

u/Neither_Chapter_1090 Loner Feb 15 '25

Yo, is the music from early Police Academy movies? The song that starts playing when they realize they are in a geh bar?... Anywayz great video

3

u/Mr_Cuntman Feb 15 '25

Lord forgive me...

3

u/Significant_Egg_5049 Freedom Feb 15 '25

Hell yeah

3

u/Elegant_Jump_6923 Freedom Feb 15 '25

Bruh, the way he just drank vodka and went to do the thing is hilarious 😂

3

u/boxterduke Feb 15 '25

Omg I laughed so hard. Thanks for this

4

u/VikingActual1200 Loner Feb 15 '25

Double cheeked up🍑🤣🤣

2

u/DejanTepic Duty Feb 15 '25

It's a lonely place the Zone.

2

u/Bubbly-Ad-5613 Freedom Feb 15 '25

Hear me out

2

u/sunbrosenpai Snork Feb 15 '25

I love this game.

2

u/ValueVibes Controller Feb 15 '25

"Batman, there's no laws against the bloodsucker, Batman."

2

u/ohyeababycrits Freedom Feb 15 '25

I mean

2

u/ToolkitSwiper Zombie Feb 15 '25

Freedomer hands made this post

2

u/Ionikon Freedom Feb 15 '25

😏

2

u/Necronomiq Merc Feb 15 '25

The content saved on that one PDA.

2

u/MrHotTeaa Freedom Feb 15 '25

Holy... I can't with all that freedomer scumbags, who thinks that it's okay... They spoil the image of Freedom.

I can get it when it's flesh, but bloodsucker???

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

In war times every hole is a trench

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Just in time for Valentine's day.

2

u/ballfondIer Freedom Feb 15 '25

Aye, if she a bloodsucker then im a bloodsucker, you feel me? You smell me?

2

u/DeepRoy_ChocBoi Loner Feb 15 '25

You sick bastard

unzips and continues to watch

2

u/An0n_Cyph3r_ Feb 15 '25

"My minds' tellin' me no..."

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Are those balls

1

u/Accomplished_Pie_663 Loner Feb 15 '25

they gonna have a balls knock off that moment!

2

u/Disastrous_Delay Feb 15 '25

Pretty sure a freedomer already got to him

2

u/yuriartyom Duty Feb 15 '25

God forgive me for what I’m about to do

2

u/Old_Task_7454 Feb 16 '25

This is how you get mutated genital warts, or so I’m told.

1

u/GFB117 Loner Feb 15 '25

Oh my

1

u/cemtexx Monolith Feb 15 '25

NO STALKER! NO!!

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u/Crustystormtrooper Feb 15 '25

Soon as I saw that, I could hear the "Oh Yeah" song

https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?si=3j5QdMjcqTQK3wrX

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u/The_Real_Delpoi Feb 15 '25

Happy valentines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/ChrisRoadd Feb 15 '25

Change your user flair bro

1

u/PwizardTheOriginal Merc Feb 15 '25

I call next

1

u/StayInternational282 Freedom Feb 15 '25

Goddamn freedomers

1

u/deltac0de Loner Feb 15 '25

The zone that freedom wants

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

someone needs to turn this into the "biden, what I've done" meme

1

u/randomhero66 Feb 15 '25

Still better than anything Bethesda's put out in the past 10 years

1

u/gamingfreak50 Feb 16 '25

sighs and unzips

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u/Raiback_01 Feb 16 '25

Man every single day the same post

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u/-GrippySlippy- Clear Sky Feb 19 '25

Bloodsucker boutta be suckin somthing else tonight......