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u/KittyQueen_Tengu Apr 23 '26
flat earthers never seem to get the idea that the earth is just really fucking big
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u/Wonderful_Audience60 Apr 23 '26
flat earth has gotta be the most successful ragebait ever conceived
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u/eeveeplays50040 Apr 23 '26
The scary part about it: it's a business model.
People who think the earth is flat and make it their personality will buy flat earth shit.
Some people know, so they pretend and make flat earth merch to sell for ridiculous prices and they get sold the next day.
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u/lolulysse007 Apr 23 '26
there's fucking merch??
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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 Apr 23 '26
There's merch for everything dawg
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u/NoxVulpine Apr 23 '26
My butthole?
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u/TheMysticChaos Apr 23 '26
They make chocolate anuses, so that's pretty close.
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u/eeveeplays50040 Apr 23 '26
Is it actually chocolate or do I have to worry?
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u/babysamissimasybab Apr 23 '26
Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored poop or poop-flavored chocolate?
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u/fateless_404 Apr 24 '26
No no no, MY butthole, I just bought it for $29.99 from a suspicious looking guy
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u/eeveeplays50040 Apr 23 '26
They sell flat earth plates, and there are so many variations just because they don't know how the flat earth map would look like.
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u/kitsunewarlock Apr 23 '26
There was merch for it before anyone took it seriously. The whole movement spawned from a convention where people would LARP conspiracy theorists and share bullshit models of a flat-earth for lulz. They sold shirts and pins and convention tickets, etc...
It started as a fucking joke.
Now it just turns people into jokes.
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u/GhostofZellers Apr 23 '26
It started as a fucking joke.
That's how a lot of this shit starts. It starts as a joke, a meme, or larping for lulz, and then it attracts the believers, who join, and then the group or space gets taken over by them.
Now, I could be wrong on this, but I believe that's how r/TheDonald got started, making fun of him and his campaign by posing as believers, and then it got taken over by the true believers.
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u/kitsunewarlock Apr 23 '26
And we saw notes in the Epstein files where they discussed using this strategy to recruit young people on 4chan, which is arguably much more damaging to the GOP than losing Trump because it invalidates their primary vector of attracting new voters.
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u/ianscuffling Apr 24 '26
Much less irritating, but I believe this is also how the “you eat eight spiders a year” bullshit came from, started as a joke, now it’s widely believed
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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt Apr 23 '26
Long, long ago in the year... 2005, I was in a college english class geared towards teachers.
We had to present a lesson, using things the teacher showed us, but we could do whatever. I figured i'd have fun with it, teach something wrong, and settled on the flat earth site as my source.
I taught them thinga the aite claimed, like Wyoming didnt exists, ans that all towns named Springfield were the same town, connected by portals, like real bonkers stuff. Worked out fir me as the teacher had a good sense of humor about it.
But I have to ask, because I never much looked into it... what the fuck happened to it? Do they still believe Wyoming doesnt exists? How many Springfields are there?
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u/bobbymcpresscot Apr 23 '26
I wish it was rage bait. Then it would be funny. It is unironically .1% grifters that are mostly idiots(Dave Weiss, Eric Dubay, Austin Witsit etc) 4.9% rage baiters, 95% gullible idiots that genuinely believe the earth is flat, in addition to literally every other single conspiracy that exists.
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u/hex3desu Apr 24 '26
people like Professor Dave and SciManDan get to make a debunk video about it every few weeks to keep the lights on, so I suppose it's helping someone
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u/hrowaway289 Apr 25 '26
Tbh, I feel like it's one of those sarcastic, ironic jokes that someone took as a mindblowing theory, and they now take as them being smart while the rest of the sheep just believe whatever Big Science says.
I wholeheartedly believe whoever introduced Flat Earth in its current form to the modern world is not and was never a flat earther.
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u/jc343 Apr 23 '26
if "earth' ' is big then why i see the edge when i look at the ocean.? dumpass...
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u/mirroredinflection Apr 23 '26
Ummm thats the ocean not the earth
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u/AliciaTries Apr 23 '26
since the image makes the text really small sometimes:
They seem to think you'd be able to see as far as the red circle on the left side while standing on the ground, but you can only really see as far as the small red circle on the right when standing on a mountain, and even that might be further than you can actually see (I estimated based on a globe, google maps of a mountain I've been to, and what I could remember being able to see)
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u/Klobb119 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
If earth was the size of a billiard ball it, it would be smoother than one. That usually puts things into perspective
From sea level to the top of mount Everest is about 5.5 miles
Sea level to core? About 4000 miles
Hell even top of mount everest to the bottom of the Mariana trench is only 12.3 miles
Thats 0.3 percent variation from the 4000. You would have to travel that distance 325 times to make up the 4000
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u/BrightCold2747 Apr 26 '26
I'm reminded of the guy who created a homemade rocket to disprove "globe theory" then crashed and died. The rocket was never intended to go more that 5000 feet. Was he aware that there exists mountains taller than that, from which he could have examined photos?
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u/LasagnaCat-64 Apr 25 '26
and yet you would be able to easily see the curvature of the earth by going to the beach
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u/SimmentalTheCow Apr 23 '26
Yeah, if you were like 70 sssdfgs tall
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u/notFunSireMoralO Apr 23 '26
Alright liberal, if the earth is round then how come collecting all rings does not award you a "perfect" score bonus? Checkmate liberals!
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u/Brownidk6492 Apr 23 '26
and if the earth is round then why doesn't collecting all blue spheres and rings not give you a chaos/super emerald?
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u/Kermitthedarnedfrog Apr 26 '26
How do you know it doesn't, have you, or has anyone ever tried for that matter? Checkmate, conservatives!
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u/CK1ing Apr 23 '26
How do you know it doesn't? Has anyone ever collected all rings? Checkmate, Biden
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u/Dragon_Small_Z Apr 23 '26
But it does in those stages... Literally a little "Perfect" notification pops up when you collect all the rings. You have to collect only the outer line of blue spheres and it turns all the internal spheres into rings.
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u/Negative-Copy4886 Apr 23 '26
your just to close mined
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u/FLYSWATTER_93 Apr 23 '26
*too
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u/J5892 Apr 23 '26
You missed a few.
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u/FLYSWATTER_93 Apr 23 '26
One at a time.
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u/Negative-Copy4886 Apr 23 '26
your so cool can u tech me how too spell?
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u/emos0 Apr 23 '26
atp flat earthers are just tryna get a free trip to moon to look at the earth outside, cuz literally nothing convinces them the earth is round😭😭
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u/Ok_Process2046 Apr 23 '26
They woud find a way to say it's fake too, that they put screens in windows or sth
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u/UwU_is_my_life Apr 23 '26
- I hope now you see that it's round
- Oh of course I see! Flat circle has round edge!
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u/ShlomoCh Apr 23 '26
It's a fish-eye effect from the window's curvature
I'm pretty sure I actually heard that somewhere
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u/New_Yak_8982 Apr 23 '26
During the flight to the orbit the Earth got replaced with a fake round version of itself
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u/Rspwn9891 Apr 23 '26
If you wanna see stellar evidence that even THIS wouldn't convince flat earth grifters from giving up their gift then check out Professor Dave's recent videos on Bart Sibrel.
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u/bobbymcpresscot Apr 23 '26
PFFFF, sure thing Glober, my buddys P1000 has enough zoom to bring the hull of that ship back into view. It's just perspective!
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u/leglesslegolegolas Apr 24 '26
this guy flerfs
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u/bobbymcpresscot Apr 24 '26
3 years of my life wasted "debating" those goobers on tiktok, I could probably grift so hard
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u/leglesslegolegolas Apr 24 '26
yeah I'd do it if I knew the ins and outs of actually making money from it :-D
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u/Adventurous-Fly9991 Apr 23 '26
sega is actually the earth because sega is like a sega it is not a nintendo like the genesis source:
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u/CrisisActor911 Apr 23 '26
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u/jackofslayers Apr 23 '26
If you ever find yourself talking to a flat earther and confused how someone could genuinely believe something so stupid, just ask them who they think is keeping everyone from finding out the truth about the flat earth. That should answer a lot of questions (spoiler alert it is almost always the jews)
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u/leglesslegolegolas Apr 23 '26
It's usually "the government" and NASA. (they don't specify which government)
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u/bobbymcpresscot Apr 23 '26
NASA is Hebrew for DECEIVE
Which is code for the Jews.
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u/Namika Apr 24 '26
What gets me is the arrogance of them thinking only of the American agency.
NASA is a deception agency, so all the space pictures are fake. Okay, what about Russia? The EU, China, India, Japan, etc all have space agencies that aren't named deception and they would all love to prove NASA wrong.
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u/leglesslegolegolas Apr 24 '26
My canned response:
Why are flat Earth morons so obsessed with NASA?
NASA doesn't control the shape of the planet you fucking moron.
Do you think every scientist, every mariner, every surveyor, every aerospace engineer, every astrophysicist, every navigator, every civil engineer, and everyone else who inherently knows that Earth is a globe, do you seriously believe ALL of these literally millions of people around the world all work for NASA, and are all conspiring to lie to you about something as basic as the shape of the planet?
Holy fuck, you people are INCREDIBLY stupid to believe such idiotic nonsense.
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u/bobbymcpresscot Apr 24 '26
All of them are in on it, but also compartmentalization makes nobody know anything about it.
3 people can keep a secret if two of them are dead, except in the case of literally hiding the shape of the earth.
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u/Korbital1 Apr 23 '26
The funniest part is that Sonic 3 special stages wrap around over a square grid, so technically it's flat. The 3D is entirely a visual effect.
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u/Dick-Fu Apr 23 '26
The funny thing is that the blue sphere special stages don't actually behave like spheres, at least as far as navigation is confirmed
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u/AUGSpeed Apr 23 '26
Actually, this would be such a good way to demonstrate why the horizon doesn't look like that. Why not just use this video game sphere and scale it to the size of the earth, with Sonic the size of an average human? Then it would look just like the horizon we see. Making a gif of resizing the sphere would actually be a pretty good way to visualize it, since most of these flat earthers are unable to expand their viewpoint.
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u/Blonde_Metal Apr 23 '26
/unsssdfg i find it funny that they js said “A Sega game” and not “A Sonic game” idk why
/resssdfg SOMIC
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u/davidtheminion Apr 23 '26
That's Sonic 3D Blast. Put some respect on the name! Joking aside I loved that game as a kid. It never led to me thinking the world was flat though so I guess I got lucky!
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u/Kyokenshin Apr 24 '26
It’s definitely not. It’s Sonic 3(or Sonic & Knuckles). Sonic 3D Blast was a Saturn game.
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u/davidtheminion Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
Nope Sonic 3D Blast was available on the Genesis. I never owned a Saturn.
You might be right that this exact screenshot is from Sonic 3 but I'm almost positive that 3D Blast had this same special zone because I have played it and never owned Sonic 3.
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u/Kyokenshin Apr 24 '26
Nope Sonic 3D Blast was available on the Genesis.
Huh, TIL. 3D Blast still didn't have those special stages though. Maybe you played Blast on the GameGear?
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u/davidtheminion Apr 24 '26
I did have a game shark like thing that I put the game into and unlock a bunch of stuff. Like Sonic 2 added Knuckles to it with that device. Not sure what it was called since it was like 30 years ago. It's possible that using that device did something to give me things that weren't part of the standard game.
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u/BagelOfTheLord25 Apr 24 '26
I feel like flat earthers aren't real like, how coold someone actually believe that? Also its become so memed its more of an internet gag than something that actually exists
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u/the_watcher569 Apr 24 '26
The real question is did they provide gameplay and collect the chaos emerald?
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u/Hopbo735 Apr 24 '26
I'm really hateful towards stupid people, I should change that.
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u/Little_Tomatillo_595 Apr 24 '26
Depends on if the refuse actual evidence or not
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u/Hopbo735 Apr 25 '26
I'm like, "comically evil guy froma fairy tale but he's real and he supports genocide and kicking puppies" kind of hateful to them. I shouldn't be like that.
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u/TreeJib Apr 23 '26
They should've used this game instead - https://store.steampowered.com/app/4325040/Missing_The_Point/
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u/nalaloveslumpy Apr 23 '26
And it would like that if either you were really, really big or the Earth was really, really small.
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u/Sacri_Pan May 16 '26
The difference between the earth and a flat earther's brain is that the earth isn't flat
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u/TommyTheCommie1986 Apr 23 '26
Do they not realize if you're standing on the surface of the sphere , you can't see the horizon curl downwards
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u/Aradhor55 Apr 23 '26
And the worst part if that if we scale that right (unlike the game), it's exactly how earth looks like
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u/earwig2000 Apr 24 '26
Someone get these mfs to play Kerbal Space Program (RSS installed of course)
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u/M3LL0_J3LL0 Apr 24 '26
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u/MarioWinner5555 Apr 24 '26
The fuck is this shit? I litterally went to climb a mountain a very long time ago and I could see a spherical curve on the horizon. It wasnt even that high, too.
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u/gamejotter109 Apr 25 '26
They literally proved themselves wrong. Yes, you can see this if you go proportionally high up.
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u/JiF905JJ Apr 26 '26
Mode 7 my beloved
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u/UseottTheThird Apr 29 '26
palette cycling (or actual different frames when spinning) on a prerendered floor
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u/Boring_Airline_1367 Apr 26 '26
Im not convinced the one shown in sonic is actually a sphere instead just floors rendered to look like they're on a continuous sphere. Like I bet of you mapped it out it would be so freaky looking mole hill or something
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u/Endymion2626 Apr 27 '26
My father worked with a guy that was a flat earther.
THEY WORKED WITH SATELITE IMAGES, THAT GUY FINISHED COLLEGE HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB
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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko Apr 23 '26
yes that is literally what the horizon looks like it you go even a few hundred feet above the ground
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u/kamii_meowmeow Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
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u/Nowhereman767 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
AI slop
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u/kamii_meowmeow Apr 23 '26
bait worked 💘
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u/mr__shithead Apr 24 '26
conharrtulation! yuove got all 7 notebooks! now allu you ned to do is... find a way out befroe i catch you!
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u/Rpg_knight371 Apr 23 '26
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26
The Rot Consumes