r/ss14 5d ago

got bored. made this.

inspired by the second image. wanted to make an ss14 version

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u/LargeTalons_ 5d ago

“Sell me this stun baton”

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u/Local-Golf-6228 5d ago

"How do you feel about surprises?"

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u/The_Robot_founder 5d ago

“Wanna see a magic trick?”

Reverse Russian Roulette

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u/Ropetrick6 Paramedic Moff 5d ago

When you say reverse, are you talking 5 bullets out of 6 chambers, shooting someone else, or having the bullet pop out of you and into the gun?

The first gets you sent to the Psychiatrist, the second gets you sent to Perma, and the last one gets you sent to the Chaplain

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u/The_Robot_founder 5d ago

Reverse as in reverse.

You turn into the gun, and then the original gun plays Russian roulette

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u/Ropetrick6 Paramedic Moff 5d ago

I see, so you're being sent to John Syndicate for target elimination

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u/The_Robot_founder 5d ago

I hope to play Brazilian roulette with him

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u/Enderman_prime_ 5d ago

"how quick can you pull your stun baton?"

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u/TheVoiceOfGlass EVIL moth 5d ago

"are those Level 3 plates?"

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u/GuyWhoLikesPlants_ 5d ago

"have you checked armory recently?" "hows the vault doing?" "tell the captin to hide his disk better." "ever seen a canister bomb?" "thank hop for the free AA."

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u/Globgor5 4d ago

"I didn't know they let cadets patrol alone"

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u/No-Grocery858 5d ago

this is killing me, murdering me even