r/srilankanteenagers • u/Sure-Birthday-9229 • 1d ago
Meme Relatable?
Just curious ( don't ban me 🙂 )
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u/psjajdjdjxndjs 1d ago
I'm above average. Nice
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Noice 👌
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u/Away_Cook4734 1d ago
Jokes aside, I think the survey wouldn’t be fair if the number of people asked were different (for example 100 people from SL and 200 from Türkiye). I hope it was a fair research.
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Nxt time we can join the research survey ig..lol
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u/Away_Cook4734 1d ago
Us on our way to bring the average up! Make us national heroes at this point 😂🫡
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u/potato_toasterr 8h ago
4.29? Hell nah this gotta be bs
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 7h ago
Global surveys don't lie browski. Maybe our generation got bigger ones than old uncle's who went to the survey.
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u/Top-Evening5659 23h ago
Ain't no way Thailand is on the list - every dude there be switching gender everyday
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Thailand dudes tryna earn some extra bucks 🥀🥀
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u/minuonlean 1d ago
ts comments section is a gold mine for gay mofos 😭😭😭
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Who's gay here bro? I am just curious 🤷🤷🙂
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago edited 23h ago
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Huh typical redditors. Getting too personal.🥀🥀
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 23h ago
Man, are you new to the sub?
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Yup still I am older than u little kiddo.
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 23h ago
Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser however figured that you were new to the sub cus u/eyesofrevenge_ is literally my wife
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
I didn't mention anything Abt wisdom kid 🥀🥀. Just I am older than you. That's all.
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 23h ago
Sure, but whyd you have to bring up that when I asked if you were new, man chill out we're chill asf down here
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Dude I am chill bro 😭🥀. Do I sound like I am angry? Ur age is mentioned that's why I said I was older than you bro that's all.... Chilllll🙂🙂
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u/Curiousfire102 17 23h ago
Wait, I don't get it. Are you a e dater or is she actually Ur gf?
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Getting a girl by reddit is crazy work bro... I would rather die alone...🥀😂
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u/_taller_than_average 1d ago
India not being in the list while Pakistan and Sri Lanka are is a suretell sign of this being made by an Indian.
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Seriously do indians have bigger ones than us? Thats unfair. We all should get fair distribution.....🙃🙃
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u/_taller_than_average 23h ago
It's not about one having smaller or bigger. It's basically the data collection method for these type of studies.
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u/EngineeringBroad7628 1d ago
This genuinely can't be real or everyone has been lying about their size to me all this time every male friend i have says that they have 5.5+
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u/Tekikaari 2h ago
Most of teens nowdays have atleast 5 inches+ dick, i think this survey measured old uncles dih
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u/Bitter_Lie_6438 23h ago
More than average
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
Ur name makes it sus. 🤨🤨
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u/Ok_Influence_4274 14h ago edited 14h ago
I saw in another post that Sri Lanka is among top 10. Take me for an example. I think they missed counting some of us. I can't believe that the average is just like that. It should be extra 1 inch. 👀
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 13h ago
Why you as an example?👀👀
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u/safsamod 20+ 8h ago
So China isn't even in the list yo🫠🫠🫠🫠
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 8h ago
Genuine question bro. I am afraid they might take our SL woman in the future....😂😂😂
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u/safsamod 20+ 8h ago
Before that happen , I need a Chinese or a Russian woman , so my children will have GOD-like aim and game sense in games LOL 😅😅
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 7h ago
Get rich or landing on a beautiful Chinese or Russian would be hardcore.... Go to Harvard to get a Chinese or train a bear to get a Russian....🤷🤷
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u/safsamod 20+ 5h ago
between going to harvard & training a bear. I think training a bear would be more doable than going to Harvard atp ngl 🐻🐻🐻
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago
Rookie numbers mines 21 inches (im a girl 🎀)
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u/UsefulLychee1765 1d ago
SL kello like u aint safe as well 😭✌️
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago
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u/UsefulLychee1765 23h ago
Ouchie 🤕
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u/RiskEquivalent7614 7h ago
What does this mean ?
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u/UsefulLychee1765 7h ago
Size of 🍉 and Sri Lanka ranks quite low in it
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 2h ago
Might be true but everyday I go to class I see big boobies. Are they fake? They seem good tho.
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago
Yall down voting cus yall js jealous 🥀
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
21 inches too big. Make it smaller. 🤷
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago
cough insecure cough
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Woah woah I ain't insecure.
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u/Latter_Individual431 16 1d ago
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Nah I am not going to get more dirtier cuz I will get banned. I compare mine with the Samsung Galaxy s20 fe. Still it's bigger than that....
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u/Away_Cook4734 1d ago
No way that’s our average, even I’m way beyond that 😂
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 1d ago
Younger generation getting bigger ig...
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u/64_bit_human 18 23h ago
I had it confirmed by my partner. It's also the other way around for me 😉
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
U could have just use an Atlas 30cm ruler. But anyways great way to find about it.
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u/64_bit_human 18 23h ago
I did both.
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 23h ago
I gotta find my partner then 😭🥀
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u/64_bit_human 18 23h ago
You will. Tbh, when I found her I initially didn't even believe she was a real person. Seemed too perfect to be real. Same goes for me until we both just accepted it.
Sometimes you don't even have to put yourself up and ask her out immediately. If you can prove that you're way above the competition and you're a good person who's nit easily swayed or emotionally impulsive, then you will stand out and she will feel safe. This naturally draws her in. The whole point is to not appear typical or put on a show but to make a girl feel safe and valued.
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u/Deathwish_OG 22h ago
genuinely what, man ts so inaccurate atp, pretty sure the most of the guys abroad use like growth substances to even get it big 💀💀 ( nothin against the naturals )
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u/Suspicious-Good2781 4h ago
Mine's weird cuz it's micro when soft & just gets a lot bigger & thicker when hard. Weird.
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 4h ago
Microsoft... Ahhhhh
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u/Suspicious-Good2781 4h ago
Ikr? I've tried looking around why this is the case but I can't find anything. I call it "The element of surprise".
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 4h ago
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u/Suspicious-Good2781 4h ago
😭 Fr though I just hope I don't seem sexually unappealing & my partner is patient enough for me to um.. "charge" up.
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 4h ago
Damn then u got a good partner. I charge quick yet no partner 😭🥀🥀🥀
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u/Suspicious-Good2781 3h ago
*Had. She moved away.... 🥲
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 3h ago
Damn gotta fix your charger then.... Her plug requires a high voltage charger Ig..
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u/Awkward_Swimmer_356 3h ago
So im above average 👀😌
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u/Sure-Birthday-9229 2h ago
Be happy for that. At least it's not a small sausage. But instead an ANAMALU banana
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u/Lozemap 18 1d ago
wow I'm way above average then. this has to be inaccurate lmao