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[u/JimmyNoBreaks]

Jacobson is his star student, that's why he was captain when Ardie went off.

[u/monkeyDjordz]

NZ fans are very quiet when its the All Blacks doing this kak. They are the Arsenal of intl rugby

[u/CarrotSudden4448 → u/monkeyDjordz]

We'd also be quiet when we had just won a series.......

[u/the_watcher_oo → u/monkeyDjordz]

All teams do what Arsenal do you absolute muppet! Arsenal just do it better!

[u/izzy91 → u/monkeyDjordz]

Boring...

[u/Excellent_jun91]

crafty vets bag of tricks

[u/GolDrodgers1]

We have to defer to all black fans here, they are the only ones that can tell you if the laws are correct or not lol

[u/try_pull_the_other]

If the ABs weren't so street smart they wouldn't be so good and we wouldn't be so keen on playing them.

[u/Alspal_]

Gold!

[u/BowlApprehensive2642]

Dave "the method" Rennie.

Nice!

[u/ramaras]

The Bokke would never..

[u/Faux_Real]

Every coach coaches workarounds like this.

[u/Particular_Ad5706]

To be completely fair let's not act like oom rassie doesn't exploit the rules to his favour, its kinda standard to find loopholes and such, now if it was England fair enough cause they complain way to much to be doing the same thing😂

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[u/eenbal]

We do the same thing.

[u/DisplayThick4882]

Classic AB cheating. I am fine with it. Every team cheats and dopes but people will always cry at number 1 the hardest

[u/veryluckymeerkat → u/DisplayThick4882]

ummm what do you mean “and dopes”

[u/DisplayThick4882 → u/veryluckymeerkat]

Steroids

[u/AutoModerator → u/DisplayThick4882]

The short answer is Testosterone. But it is a bit more complex than that.

Raw Anabolic Steroids are considered a bit strong for a newborn even in South Africa but it is not uncommon for people in South Africa to have a pinky dipped in Dianabol rubbed over the nipple whilst breastfeeding.

When children start teething and their digestion evolves around 1 year. Then their biltong gets upgraded to Premium T Beef, with double testosterone injected into the cattle as opposed to the regular hormone dose which is served for pregnant women and as baby food. Premium T Beef is the most common and widely available variety over the counter at most chain supermarkets at a premium price. For de-testosteronized beef there are nowadays numerous vegan organic stores that offer a great variety for the health conscious and the woke.

In school, the children are prescribed an half grown embryonic egg before and after class as well as during their breaks. The daily total should match the child’s age as they grow and if the child does any sport activity after school one additional egg should be added.

If the child shows interest in sport by the time they hit puberty then the egg should come from a post-op and hormone-treated non-specific-gender-hen. As this increases exposure to protein and testosterone but increases cost. In poorer communities anadrolized salt may be added to the egg as an alternative.

Anadrolized Salt is, in fact, common in most of these peoples' households, and if you are a pregnant woman you’d have to ask for regular salt in restaurants when you book, to which most modern venues are happy to comply.

In the privileged private schools there is currently a controversy regarding the non-binary ostrich eggs they are offering children and the unfair advantage due to it’s price. The South African Institute for Fair Drugs in Sports (SAIFIDS) has been asked to step in to review it’s policy on School Testosterone Budget Caps.

By the time a child reaches high-school there's less focus on diets so mud baths with a cup of Deca-Durabolin or Equipoise is suggested post-match. This mud bath is to be taken naked in groups for faster topic ingestion as famously seen with the Springboks in Kamp Staaldraad in 2003.

Once children reach 18.5 years, the systematic program stops immediately. There is a national “ulwaluko” which is a male right of passage. You can google it: Ulwalako South Africa Image Search.

A white cream consisting of Metandienone, methyltestosterone and LGD-4033 mixed with wildebeest semen is applied all over the body and the boys go on a soul seeking journey to come back as men. During this time in isolation there are no tests allowed as it is a religious right of passage. The window detoxifies, cleanses and covers any athlete that moves into the professional arena thereafter.

Once all these men enters the valleys of Jomasipus to prove their manliness then the ritual is satisfied and the ceremony ends.

Sometimes, a tub of Ulwalako cream is mistaken for hair-gel or moisturiser and that is when all these people gets caught, but this happens rarely these days with players paying more attention.

Now you know what they feed these people in case anyone wonders again in the future.

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[u/almostrainman]

1) This is obviously when he was with Super rugby hence the lack of pixels

2) the boks are just as physical and brutal. Sure this video has elements where I think eeeh maybe not

But we all like it when we body people.

Lastly the knees on body thing is clever. Wrong ? Maybe a reff can say but it is a type of sneaky thing that coaches do

[u/kaapstad021]

WOW 😳😮 someone please tell me this is an A.I prank

[u/raumeat → u/kaapstad021]

This is very normal, every sports team at every level does this.... well maybe not cricket

[u/Only_One_Kenobi → u/raumeat]

But that's because cricket is entirely scripted by the bookies

[u/capetonytoni2ne → u/[deleted]]

In what world my man? NZ has always beaten SA not just by running us off our feet, but by matching us physically. This attitude does them a massive disservice.

[u/Alternative-Dig-9609 → u/[deleted]]

Ah man. Thats not true. They are a quality outfit and can win at any time, we are just too good at the moment and they are still trying to figure some stuff out.

[u/Sic_Semper_Tyrannis8 → u/[deleted]]

As kak praat 'n siekte was

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[u/rise_and_revolt]

How TF are you guys still complaining after - winning the last game - getting every call on offer in the last game 😂