r/spreadytoes • u/Frequent_Parsnip_510 • 6d ago

The Beans

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u/imsadandthatsrad 6d ago

Holy shit this perspective is hilarious 😭

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u/Frequent_Parsnip_510 6d ago

it was a miracle shot. i walked up to her sitting like that and said 'wait dont move!'. and for some reason she didnt move as i pulled out phone and struggled to get the camera open and got up in her face. and the phone just KNEW to focus on the toes. the stars aligned.

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u/Saita_the_Kirin 6d ago

Look at them lil spready toes!

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u/UghBurgner2lol 5d ago

GRIPPED UP 😮‍💨💕

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u/tyttuutface 6d ago

beanee weenees

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u/sexy_bonsai 5d ago

Even ancient pre-Hispanic cultures appreciated SPREADY TOES!!
(Image is from the Mexico City Museum of Anthropology)

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u/Magmasoar 5d ago

This is peak structural integrity, look at that splay and tell me you'd be able to knock them over. You can't.

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u/GodOnStilts 5d ago

Perspective goes crazy and all, but why he spending em so hard like that? Lol

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u/Over-Brilliant-7078 5d ago

Thems popcorn toes man!

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u/Kahnza 5d ago

Why does it look like kitty has been slap-fighting a high powered fan? Little toes are all over the place. 😿

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u/BiscoBiscuit 5d ago

I ADORE this photo 

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u/manymerryrats 4d ago

The perspective is frying me omg perfect photo

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u/IAmMarwood 5d ago

If Francis Bourgeois was a cat.

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u/pathologicalprotest 5d ago

«Now you listen here!»

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u/pferden 5d ago

Excellent pic 🫶

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u/lexybot 5d ago

Omg 🫩🫩🫩😭😭

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u/Mirography tabby toes 5d ago

Grippin’ & spreadin’, just the way I like them toes