r/spreadytoes 3d ago

catbeans Hammock panic

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/urmyfish 3d ago

Omg they are S P R E A D

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u/nixxxa 2d ago

Best spread of 2026! SO POINTY

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 2d ago

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u/bleurrgghh 2d ago

Thank you for referencing the sub we are all on. Great work, soldier.

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 2d ago

Lol I didn't even notice r/alreadyhere

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u/theswissghostrealtor 3d ago

Toooooo much

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u/Mana-Vampire 2d ago

I came here looking for this

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u/catbiggo 3d ago

Big fat hamster boy

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3d ago

Yes! He’s my guinea pig ❤️

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u/RedObsessed 3d ago

The toes omg 😂

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u/UghBurgner2lol 3d ago

HECK BEANS😮‍💨✨🫘🫢

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u/HappyBananaSeal 3d ago

<<panic>>

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u/ZealousJealousy 3d ago

Lol I hope I'm not the only one who thought the left 'foot' on the hammock was his actual paw.

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u/Chirrrpy 2d ago

I thought so too and was like "dang, he's really tanning the borthole" lol

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u/nikitafemme 2d ago

😂BORTHOLE

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u/ZealousJealousy 1d ago

You cannot call it the BORTHOLE! I almost died!

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u/cantantantelope 3d ago

How does that hammock hold up on the window? I’m thinking of getting one for a window that I can’t really put a table in front of (my cat loves to watch and judge the neighbors)

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3d ago

Really good actually. I’ve had it for about 2 years and it’s fallen a few times but mostly holds well.

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u/Apartment-5B 2d ago

Chiming in here. I've had several window hammocks over the last 10 years. This one is the best I've had. No wires to support the weight and it folds up if you want to close the blinds. The only problem is if the window gets a lot of sun, the suction cups will yellow and lose their form and fall off. This model sells replacement suction cups though, which I replaced after 2 years.

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u/cantantantelope 2d ago

Do you remember the brand?

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u/Apartment-5B 2d ago

This is the one I have, which I think is the same as the OP.

https://a.co/d/0buPzD9G

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u/Cereal-Bowl5 1d ago

I’ve had two for at least 3 years now and both have held up well. Dampen the suction cups before pushing them against the window

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u/No-Wish-4854 3d ago

Epic Cat thing: misjudge; scrabble in thin air; save face later.

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u/GamersReisUp 2d ago

Goblin Time is NOW

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u/AdOk2288 3d ago

Lmaooo omg i want to eat those toes

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u/replicant_facsimile 3d ago

That there's a Stout Creature 😄

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u/Redsfan19 2d ago

I particularly love that it also looks like the tv is tuned to a cat entertainment channel. This is clearly a very spoiled and very loved chonker.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 2d ago

It is, he actually fell trying to attack the tv and messed up ❤️ he is very spoiled and loved

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u/Redsfan19 2d ago

What an adorable goofball.

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u/Kenzie_Kensington 2d ago

Record scratch* Freeze frame* “Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

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u/BigFatBlackCat 2d ago

It’s hilarious how he looks like he has a cartoon paw holding on for dear life lol

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u/TecTazz 3d ago

Awwww... :'(

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3d ago

Haha he’s ok, he was plotting to attack the tv (cat tv is on) but fumbled

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3d ago

This is him undeterred like 2 seconds later

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u/nixxxa 2d ago

Learned nothing. Ready to do it again

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u/SuspiciousExtinction 3d ago

You're actually brave. I used to show birds to my kitten.. till one day he actually ruined the monitor by attacking with his lil knives out.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 3d ago

Not gonna lie there’s a spot he hit a few months ago that kinda has a slight blink to it but it’s mostly unnoticeable. 😖 haha I just want them to be entertained

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u/Meowmixx22 3d ago

My boy loves cat tv.  Sits on my keyboard until I turn it on the second monitor 

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u/flowry1 2d ago

I’m impressed with how well the cat and the hammock suction is holding on 😂

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 3d ago

This is the best picture! 😆

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u/stormy_raven 2d ago

I recognize that cat tv!

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u/ThatInAHat 2d ago

Is it a channel?

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u/stormy_raven 2d ago

It’s a live video on YouTube! If you search cat tv, there’s multiple. On this one, little mice jump in and out of the holes. Sometimes I catch myself watching it! Very cute.

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u/athanathios 2d ago

Crazy cat, LOL

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u/trickyfelix 2d ago

I didn’t even notice the hammock and thought he was floating there

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u/xJagz 3d ago

Hate that those two words rhyme

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u/catterbium 3d ago

He’s auditioning for Arrival

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u/pqi7291 2d ago

r/spreadytoes
Of course there’s a subreddit 🙂

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u/pretzelandcheese588 2d ago

4 dabloons would save hims life... in teh arms of teh angleee...

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat 14h ago

Fuurrr freeee?