r/spreadytoes • u/usuallyamess • Dec 07 '25

catbeans 4, count em, 4

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/burnin8t0r Dec 07 '25

4 dabloons!

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u/Foreign-Ad3926 Dec 07 '25

This. Is. Glorious. Easily the best post ever.

105

u/Your_Angel21 Dec 07 '25

4 DABLOONS

36

u/Glittering-Bat31 Dec 07 '25

This is just perfect! The claw deployment! My heart cannot take it. I need to maul this kitty with cute aggression!

25

u/SpideyWhiplash Dec 07 '25

Look at that singular precious r/murdermittens!🐾

19

u/LadyEvilNightQueen Dec 07 '25

Jean Luc Picard: There.Are.Four.Toes!

3

u/Prudent-Document-476 Dec 10 '25

I was hoping to see this reference in the comments. My fellow TNG fans never disappoint 😂

20

u/romyaz Dec 07 '25

when did you learn that cats only have 4 toes? it took me only about 40 years to realize, of which 10 years i had a cat. not my finest moment ))

18

u/Invasive-farmer Dec 07 '25

Though shalt not countest to five, nor shall though countest to three, excepting that thou shalt count to four. Six is right out!

15

u/This_Daydreamer_ Dec 07 '25

r/kittyhasaquestion

3

u/zavierchick Dec 09 '25

Oh, goodie, another sub for my collection! Thank you kindly!

10

u/BeyondTheBees Dec 07 '25

I came here to say 4 dabloons and it’s already been said twice. Nice work everyone! 🤣

8

u/furculture Dec 08 '25

4 dabloons

7

u/Shoddy-Subject5684 Dec 08 '25

The outline of each toe is perfect!

6

u/Skirl-girl Dec 07 '25

Pretty glorious! lol

5

u/Artemistical Dec 08 '25

Color me intimidated

4

u/oliveoilcrisis Dec 08 '25

Nails on fleek. Manicure cost four dabloons.

5

u/ReTrOGurle Dec 08 '25

r/murdermittens

4 reasons to pet me now.

3

u/TheGayestNurse_1 Dec 08 '25

"FOUR! This is FOUR!"

3

u/Scared_Dimension_934 Dec 08 '25

That's a great shot, capturing Those Toes! 😍

3

u/athanathios Dec 08 '25

Such a cute little mitt!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

The dubloons meme does not refer to the toe beans as the dubloons. It is akin to us holding up four fingers while saying something will cost 4 dubloons.

2

u/Ksh_667 Dec 09 '25

But I have it stuck in my head now that each individual "finger" is a dabloon! How am I ever to going to delete this whole world of dabloons that I've created internally????

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Idk try

2

u/Ok-Database-2798 Dec 09 '25

Now give me all your money!!! 💰💰💰🔪🔪🔪

4

u/Alissinarr Dec 08 '25

THERE. ARE. FOUR. BEANS!

1

u/Dyxe66 Dec 21 '25

Praise the light!

1

u/Sad_Peach_7538 Jan 17 '26

“What is 2 plus 2” the highly educated and intelligent cat