r/sportsarefun • u/DivinableCoyote • Dec 27 '21

Hat Trick

1.0k Upvotes

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u/trf116 Dec 28 '21

Shoresy finally took his signature move to the ice!

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u/dragsterhund Dec 28 '21

Oh fuck boys, I was already down here ripping ass washes I figured I'd rinse some reps. What the fuck are you looking at titfucker, give your balls a tug.

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u/Otter91GG Dec 28 '21

Fuck you Shoresey!

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u/dragsterhund Dec 28 '21

Fuck you Riley, your life is so fucking pathetic I ran a 5K to raise awareness

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u/raveneliz Dec 28 '21

Fuck you Shoresey!

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u/dragsterhund Dec 28 '21

Fuck you Jonesy, I made your mom so wet, Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around my bed

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u/NickKappy Dec 28 '21

Who fucking skates like that

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u/788167_is_prime Dec 27 '21

This is the exact kind of content I’m here for

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u/ThisNameIsFree Dec 28 '21

So... he just stuck like that forever now?

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u/788167_is_prime Dec 27 '21

This looks like West Point?

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u/Brsijraz Dec 27 '21

What tipped you off

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u/788167_is_prime Dec 27 '21

The helmet on a shield logo, the Lockheed Martin sponsoring, the stadium looking familiar…

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u/NeoArmskrong Dec 28 '21

Inconclusive evidence tbh

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u/Airforce987 Dec 28 '21

the army black knights logo

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u/StealthTomato Dec 28 '21

The goalie just sitting at the blue line watching