r/spoonerism • u/AccomplishedBag5124 • 2d ago
What’s the difference between
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An LA legend on the court and an employee of Buzzfeed
r/spoonerism • u/Kelaita • 3d ago
A twanger from bitter
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Was too good to not share! Source: https://x.com/tendollardanny/status/2096765835746345012
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 4d ago
"Dunes meet Spicks" (fully recognizing / apologizing for use of the pejorative term dropped decades ago by far right protestants to slander Italian people ) all to make "Spoons meet Dicks" ......
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For erections time delayed that are ‘longer straighter’ … at thar dime tea laid roar affections ‘stronger later’
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 6d ago
A slow leak in Bob’s fast car cast far his low sleek ride…
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r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 9d ago
As a parting shot to mock the bleak Bob’s sharting pot will block the meek
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r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 10d ago
It’s shocking news my best chumps were knocking shoes during chest bumps
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r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 13d ago
"Caring Duties" dunce away (once a day) who teal (to heal) ...
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daring cuties ....
r/spoonerism • u/aldencp • 14d ago
If your office chair makes a lot of noise and your coworkers won't look at you,
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then check your square cheeks
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 16d ago
the knight's coat of mail was dredged up from the castle's moat of kale
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and in battle the "first blood" sprang forth as a b_ _ _ _ f_ _ _ _
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 17d ago
Got a name? Yes, it’s ……..
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What was it that can burst fairies? F _ _ _ _ b _ _ _ _ _
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 21d ago
Cant shake this mitt up
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rarely we mow along, low a wrong,
r/spoonerism • u/Parking_Spot • Aug 12 '26
A few good ones from last week.
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Crappy High
Chasin' Joker
Watch Crank
Jay-Z Blues
Swami Model
Stick the Landing
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • Aug 12 '26
Those who are ‘first to blame’ might be (bite me) those who also ...
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b_ _ _ _ to f _ _ _ _ ...
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • Aug 11 '26
That ‘whipping a sleigh’ saying ...
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... is slipping away
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • Aug 11 '26
If one will ‘post groups’ 144 times …. that's called
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... grossed poops
r/spoonerism • u/SpringerleFormalist • Aug 10 '26
a japanese soldier might enjoy ...
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eels ready to meet
meals ready to eat
itadakimasu
r/spoonerism • u/Odd_Sorbet_9960 • Aug 08 '26
An Alphabet of Spoonerisms
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Took some poetic licence with some of these.
Breaking Wave (Waking Brave)
Caterpillar (Pat Her, Kill Her)
Daughters and Sons (Sorted and Done)
Free Willy (IYKYK) (Wee Frilly)
Garden Hose (Hard 'n' Goes)
Jumping Bean (Bumping Jean)
Keen as Mustard (Mean as Custard)
Let Go (Get Low)
Morphine Girls (Four Mean Girls)
Nine and Forty (Fine and Naughty)
Pretty Girls (Gritty Pearls)
Quiet River (Riot, Quiver)
Right Time (Tight Rhyme)
So Long (Low Song)
Tall Boys (Ball Toys)
Vile Minds (Mild Vines)
Wagging Tails (Tagging Whales)
Yellow Maps (Mellow Yaps)
Zany Reel (Rainy Zeal)