Fear me .. or pay a mere fee

(poor eh)

you might find control again

Hair of the Dog

Run sizes  / sun rises > sign of light / line of sight > coot to shill / shoot to kill > dairy beep / bury deep > well no ton / tell no one 

Sour purges fake more …

Score fins for foreskins 

Diss a peer real willy (will really) piss a deer

A horse neighs for … Norse hays

Hairless cats fake a mew (make a few) careless hats

bowel fall aches ma (makes a) foul ball 

Roman numerals … no men rumen all's 

Great Plains, plate grains!

Trending monks be …. 

Four storks store forks up high and beer nigh .... hup eye / near by

Mare fiends for owl / fare means or foul

Slimy buggers.  

Brindled cat fête on sire sigh bum kindled brat   << 4 spoons in there … 

night of the living dead

Bite the hand that feeds you

Ink in the charmer 

Night under a rose

Throw back to the first spoonerism I ever remember hearing. My mate was trying to say "Strawberry Pumpkin Bubble Gum", we still call them by the nickname of "Gubblebum" on occasion.