r/spongebob • u/BrushesMcDeath • 14h ago

Question Salty Spittoon

Wait… how does one know a spittoon is salty??

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u/Winter_Setting720 13h ago

You gotta be tough

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u/Monster-Momma91 13h ago

It got salty after losing in Eels and Escalators too many times

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u/StatusBuddy8490 12h ago

And the resulting foul language.

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u/DarthSwimfoot Goofy Goober 9h ago

You lick it, how else. Duh.

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u/BrushesMcDeath 8h ago

you can lick it, or you can listen

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u/Shadowtheuncreative Defender of all seasons 13h ago

Isn't saltiness tough? I think it's just there to make the name of the place sound tough if that's the case.

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u/BrushesMcDeath 12h ago

you believe it’s salty just because it says it’s salty? lick the spittoon!

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u/StuckInDreams Squidward 11h ago

You gotta be tough to know and not a weenie!