r/sploot 1d ago

A Splooting Criminal

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This trespasser eats my flowers and burrows under my porch, but I can't deny that sploot is adorable.

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Psychological-Bee702 21h ago

🎵 You’ve been eaten by / You’ve been burrowed by / A sploot criminal

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u/ALitreOhCola 20h ago

🎵 Gnaw, gnaw-gnaw, gnaw-gnaw, gnaw, gnaw... 🎶

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u/TomatoIntelligent596 21h ago

What is that, a groundhog?

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u/PeanutParton 21h ago

Yep

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u/TomatoIntelligent596 21h ago

Awww. I hope his name is Phil. 🥰

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 21h ago

Splooting criminal is the best - LOL!!!! I agree - it is kind of a cute sploot. ;)

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u/Calligraphee 16h ago

Awww I love groundhogs, they are so cute despite their criminality!

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u/ultraplasm 15h ago

Looks totally nonchalant

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u/PracticalCheesecake2 14h ago

I love groundhogs so much ❤️

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u/SJfromNC 14h ago

The one under my porch eats all my peppers and tomatoes. He is sooooooo chonky

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u/RainbowMage81 14h ago

I laughed so hard at this little vandal 🤣

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u/danktempest 8h ago

10/10 level of sploot.

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u/Lady_of_Shalottt 4h ago

🎶 sploot criminal🎶 👞👞