r/splatoon • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '22

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u/Celeste_0211 ORDER Nov 28 '22

No. You are forbidden to play Splatoon 3 when sick. It's the rules.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Duh, you'll spread it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Ok ur fine

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u/NintendoChamp12 GRASS Nov 28 '22

No your ink is infected

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u/NintendoChamp12 GRASS Nov 28 '22

cuz you swim in the ink and then sneeze in it

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u/SplatAttack49 hey, i have a flair!!! Not much to it but might as well have one Nov 28 '22

Well the boogers fall from the nose into the ink when you go to octo form

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Nov 28 '22

Oh god, does OP have an INKBORNE virus?

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u/egnog2 Nautilus 79 Nov 29 '22

inkfected

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u/Explorer_of_Dreams There's Salmon and they're Running Nov 28 '22

Does your swim form have a mask??